Ex-grirlfriend ruined sex for me, depressed as fuk (srs) (anal sex of the gods)

[Ken-O]

Age: 36
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USMC 99-07. USA 09-Present. OEF 10-11.

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Blumpkin Instructor

Are the MISC FIFA Draft Leagues ever coming back, Ken-O? And sorry for your loss. Sleep with her sister or cousin.

nobody would play brah, that football thread is dead

[Ken-O]

I feel like regular girls are ruined for me. Now that I'm off of the coaster, I want another ride bad. Just a shame it comes with the lowest of the lows.

honestly i would have stayed with her and endured her crazyness, but she broke it off with me lol.

[infinityplus1]

[janglingjack]

Damn, but imagine how bad you'd feel if this had actually happened

[Ken-O]

Damn, but imagine how bad you'd feel if this had actually happened

man you are naive. Wish i lived under your ignorance brah, you are blessed srs, forever content with mediocre sex, blowjobs just on very special occasions

[Vukov]

Where are the ****ing pics? Standards are slipping round here

[MantissToboggan]

negged both. I dont negotiate with terrorists.


What you guys dont get is that i dont give a fuk if my reps go from 18458 to 17409... thats meaningless for me.. yet those who take the time to neg for bull**** like this do care about reps... you will get butthurt lol.

Damn bro you sound triggered I haven't negged anyone in months.

I got a bonrar from your OP, but I came after reading your rant.

[lupus002]

honestly i would have stayed with her and endured her crazyness, but she broke it off with me lol.

Me too brah, me too. She dumped me as well.

[NotANun21]

...and women think we're complicated

All we want is an anus with no poo apparently

[steeler505]

no cliffs no read

I got you OP

cliffs:

Anal
No pics

[RamRod2334]

Damn

OP your nostalgic post about your ex's angus gave me a bonrar.

Please Prime Minister me some pics m8...

[sean67]

Well... My ex was also a god damn lunatic. But we had pornstar sex. Only thing i miss about her now, and her dog. LOL. Eh, the next girl who truly loves you will do what she can to make you feel good too. Just make sure you never look for someone to replace your ex. Nobody is created equal.

[keyrat786]

In for potential pics?

[Ken-O]

Well... My ex was also a god damn lunatic. But we had pornstar sex. Only thing i miss about her now, and her dog. LOL. Eh, the next girl who truly loves you will do what she can to make you feel good too. Just make sure you never look for someone to replace your ex. Nobody is created equal.

i just want a 9/10 booty like hers, with 10/10 hygiene. Give a **** about feelings anymore

[TooAnabolic]

somebody quote me when this ******* delivers da pics

[therealistwat]

Cant wait till i get to Full Nelson anal a sloot

[SasquatchHunter]

In here we see OP who thinks his ex has a magical anus that does not make poop.

[jizzfarmer]

somebody quote me when this ******* delivers da pics

I got you brah. Subbed for potential pics. Unfortunately this seems to be a bit of a trend now. *******s making threads then promising pics later and not delivering, or making some bs excuse to avoid negs. Some ******* yesterday tried to play it off like his link wasn't working to avoid negs when it was pretty clear he purposely posted a phuked up link.

Will give OP benefit of the doubt since he's been here for a while. Will summon you brahs though later on today if OP hasn't delivered by then.

[Ken-O]

In here we see OP who thinks his ex has a magical anus that does not make poop.

brah thats why im freaking out here, im convinced i wont find another one like that

I got you brah. Subbed for potential pics. Unfortunately this seems to be a bit of a trend now. *******s making threads then promising pics later and not delivering, or making some bs excuse to avoid negs. Some ******* yesterday tried to play it off like his link wasn't working to avoid negs when it was pretty clear he purposely posted a phuked up link.

Will give OP benefit of the doubt since he's been here for a while. Will summon you brahs though later on today if OP hasn't delivered by then.

you are not going to see any pics of her, im telling you already, so if you want to put a meaningless red dot on my CP, and if you want to summon other people so they can also put a red dot on my CP, just go ahead you can start right now. Unless you get the pics from someone else, you wont see ****. Already making a deal with people so they dont post the pics ITT that i pm to them. If they do they get banned for abusing the privacy, simple as that. You wont see a single pic because you make me cringe, making threats, getting on your high horse and demanding pics from me, "summoning" neg trains, etc, as if it was my fukin obligation.

Nobody has cared less about reps than me in the history of the misc, im being 100% srs. And if people dont post pics anymore its because the misc is FULL of ******* detectives looking for oportunities of ruining people's reputation IRL, now thats 100000 times more worrying that some FA ******* threatening you with negs lol.

Grow the fuk up, you aint getting negs, reps, pics or anything from me lol. Fukin hate beta *******s that get triggered when they dont see pics of a random girl. Just go and watch some porn FFS.

[MantissToboggan]

brah thats why im freaking out here, im convinced i wont find another one like that



you are not going to see any pics of her, im telling you already, so if you want to put a meaningless red dot on my CP, and if you want to summon other people so they can also put a red dot on my CP, just go ahead you can start right now. Unless you get the pics from someone else, you wont see ****. Already making a deal with people so they dont post the pics ITT that i pm to them. If they do they get banned for abusing the privacy, simple as that. You wont see a single pic because you make me cringe, making threats, getting on your high horse and demanding pics from me, "summoning" neg trains, etc, as if it was my fukin obligation.

Nobody has cared less about reps than me in the history of the misc, im being 100% srs. And if people dont post pics anymore its because the misc is FULL of ******* detectives looking for oportunities of ruining people's reputation IRL, now thats 100000 times more worrying that some FA ******* threatening you with negs lol.

Grow the fuk up, you aint getting negs, reps, pics or anything from me lol. Fukin hate beta *******s that get triggered when they dont see pics of a random girl. Just go and watch some porn FFS.

Bro you sound like the biggest beta in this thread.

Brb girl dumps you

Brb some Chad is now plowing her angus

Brb you promise pics "at a later time" even tho it takes 5 mins to upload

Brb you get triggered like a feminist when people rightfully ask where the pics are. Legit writing paragraph long messages about how you don't care about reps.

Maybe you should go post on Reddit instead

[kyleTX]

i'm in the same boat OP. my ex has all the personality disorders you mentioned, and the best pussy that felt like a mini washer machine with clamps, clean angus, huge bubble butt, thin body (i've posted pics of her doggy here, misc went nuts). Wish I never met her to be honest, no girl is gonna compare in the sack in the near future, but can't deal with that level of crazy again

[MuckSnapper]

i'm in the same boat OP. my ex has all the personality disorders you mentioned, and the best pussy that felt like a mini washer machine with clamps, clean angus, huge bubble butt, thin body (i've posted pics of her doggy here, misc went nuts). Wish I never met her to be honest, no girl is gonna compare in the sack, but can't deal with crazy holding me back any longer.

Post the pics again for greenies

[Armord]

Pics later when i leave work and get to my home computer, dont have pics on my work computer.

you are not going to see any pics of her, im telling you already,

excuse me?

negged *******

[Ken-O]

Bro you sound like the biggest beta in this thread.

Brb girl dumps you

Brb some Chad is now plowing her angus

Brb you promise pics "at a later time" even tho it takes 5 mins to upload

Brb you get triggered like a feminist when people rightfully ask where the pics are. Legit writing paragraph long messages about how you don't care about reps.

Maybe you should go post on Reddit instead

will do brah will do, thanks for the advice

i'm in the same boat OP. my ex has all the personality disorders you mentioned, and the best pussy that felt like a mini washer machine with clamps, clean angus, huge bubble butt, thin body (i've posted pics of her doggy here, misc went nuts). Wish I never met her to be honest, no girl is gonna compare in the sack in the near future, but can't deal with that level of crazy again

hngggg, grass is always greener brah right? No girl is complete, you always looking for what you dont have.


I feel your pain brah i sacrificed GOAT sex for my mental health lol

[cadetduke]

Pretty sure OP could find a nice twink and not even notice a difference.

[Ken-O]

excuse me?

negged *******

he wont be seeing pics because he freaked out, couldnt wait the few hours and posted a long complain also threatening to summon other people to neg me. Still blows my mind that people in here dont get that i simply dont care about reps or negs lol.

[stevesteve12]

lol'ed @ rep threats

if i recall correctly OP sold drugs for the cartel, i dun think he cares that much bout reps

[jizzfarmer]

somebody quote me when this ******* delivers da pics

Well apparently this ******* isn't gonna deliver pics anymore.

you are not going to see any pics of her, im telling you already, so if you want to put a meaningless red dot on my CP, and if you want to summon other people so they can also put a red dot on my CP, just go ahead you can start right now. Unless you get the pics from someone else, you wont see ****. Already making a deal with people so they dont post the pics ITT that i pm to them. If they do they get banned for abusing the privacy, simple as that. You wont see a single pic because you make me cringe, making threats, getting on your high horse and demanding pics from me, "summoning" neg trains, etc, as if it was my fukin obligation.

Nobody has cared less about reps than me in the history of the misc, im being 100% srs. And if people dont post pics anymore its because the misc is FULL of ******* detectives looking for oportunities of ruining people's reputation IRL, now thats 100000 times more worrying that some FA ******* threatening you with negs lol.

Grow the fuk up, you aint getting negs, reps, pics or anything from me lol. Fukin hate beta *******s that get triggered when they dont see pics of a random girl. Just go and watch some porn FFS.

he wont be seeing pics because he freaked out, couldnt wait the few hours and posted a long complain also threatening to summon other people to neg me. Still blows my mind that people in here dont get that i simply dont care about reps or negs lol.

Lmao this is phuking pathetic. You went from saying you'll post pics later to none at all because you got your feelings hurt like a beta *******. You claim to "not care about negs" yet you write a phuking novel in response to every neg you get, not to mention negging back the other brahs. The only one getting triggered here is you *******. All you have to do is edit the pic a bit to avoid detectives, it takes 2 phuking seconds but no instead you continue to moan like your anal whore. GTFO of the misc and take your *******ry back to reddit you pussy.

[Jontey]

Repped

[ATT82121]

I need some pics I can fap to

On the other hand, OP, I'm sure there are some twinks with bungholes as clean as hers. I think this is your calling