Pearl necklace

reksman · 03-06-2007, 03:23 PM

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

LECTER · 03-06-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

So, did you give one to the secretary?

RavenStorm · 03-06-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

LOLLLL

But seriously, she needs to get her mind out of the gutter and act professional. Dumb broad.

joelz54_99 · 03-06-2007, 03:26 PM

The secretary was jealous that you were getting your wife a pearl necklace so she make a joke of it to make herself feel better.

SFriday425 · 03-06-2007, 03:31 PM

Sounds like she wants a pearl necklace.

chad_deltoid · 03-06-2007, 03:31 PM

just be thankful you didn't start talking about "hot pockets" that would have really set her off

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=hot+pocket

SFriday425 · 03-06-2007, 03:34 PM

You should offer the secretary a chili dog during lunch tomorrow.

V · 03-06-2007, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

No ****ing way, they have a picture of that on wikipedia!

trek_6k · 03-06-2007, 03:44 PM

At least you weren't talking about giving her pink socks.

First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."

reksman · 03-06-2007, 03:55 PM

I was just shocked at the fact that it was on Wikipedia. And the secretary; I found out that she was having sex in the owner's office after hours with a guy from the shop! The sad thing is that they're both married and with children. So now I have one on her but it's so terrible that I don't think I would bring it up just like that. They could get in MAJOR TROUBLE.

Criminal Mind · 03-06-2007, 04:00 PM

I had a feeling that when I clicked on this topic... this would come up lol.

We learn something new every day.

P.S. Your secretary has a dirty mind.

974g63awd · 03-06-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PushOn

No ****ing way, they have a picture of that on wikipedia!

Exactly what I was thinking...

user178944 · 03-06-2007, 04:22 PM

Lol..thats what you could get her, lol

britishbulld0g · 03-06-2007, 04:30 PM

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

Haywood Jablome · 03-06-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

dude

sHaDyOneDeath · 03-15-2007, 03:11 AM

You can sue your secretary for sexual harassment and use the money to buy your wife a diamond necklace....just saying. (serious)

That kind of talk is not allowed in the workplace.

JPunisher · 03-15-2007, 03:13 AM

pearl necklaces are cool, but not as cool as aiming a little higher than the neck

thickmass · 03-15-2007, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

So don't leave us all dangling.... which pearl necklace are you giving her? The hard one or the soft one?

SecondsOut · 03-15-2007, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by thickmass

So don't leave us all dangling.... which pearl necklace are you giving her? The hard one or the soft one?

haha its Chris. what's up? i never see you around here

thickmass · 03-15-2007, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SecondsOut

haha its Chris. what's up? i never see you around here

G'day Eric! that's because I generally post in more bodybuilding related forums/threads.

Itchy Nads · 03-15-2007, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by reksman

We were talking at work about my upcoming anniversary. The secretary asked me what I was going to give my wife. I told her that I was planning on giving her a pearl necklace. She started screaming and laughing and asking me if I knew what that meant. She said: use your imagination; it's something sexual. She made such a big deal out of this saying I was nasty, etc. All this happened right infront of the owner of the company and was rather embarassing.

I went online to look for one to get an idea of the prices. I almost fell backwards when Wikipedia had an article of the kind that the secretary was talking about. I couldn't believe it. That was nothing; it even had a picture of one! What is this world coming to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_n...28sexuality%29
in case you found it hard to believe.

Where the fuck is Big Hard Peter when you need him?!