Have the title of "sales manager" and run the daily operations for our office.
Today, one of the sales reps finally got on my last nerve. He's been completely ignoring all of the protocols we've trained on for months. Sat down at his desk and let him know since he isn't willing to play with the rest of the team, by our rules, I was letting him go.
Got a call from the agency owner ten minutes ago. He found out what I did and was furious. Apparently, hiring/firing decisions are not part of my duties or authority.
Now I'm super concerned I'll show up to work tomorrow and have to keep dealing with the guy I "fired".
Wtf is going to happen?! Does anyone here work in HR and have any ideas?!
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12-28-2016, 03:42 PM #1Catbrah
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Fired coworker today. Apparently, that's not something I can do. Fuark.
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12-28-2016, 03:44 PM #2Duke of New York
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Trolling or not, this is lulzy as fuark.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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12-28-2016, 03:44 PM #3( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Fking lmao @ just walking up to coworkers and telling them they are fired.
Almost thought this was a gmiscer thread
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12-28-2016, 03:45 PM #4
Just blank and ignore the employee in question until it all blows over
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12-28-2016, 03:45 PM #5ɪɴᴛᴊ
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Just keep firing him.
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12-28-2016, 03:45 PM #6Deathcon 3
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Did you figure out that he was the one who stole your shoes?
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12-28-2016, 03:46 PM #7
this happened
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12-28-2016, 03:46 PM #8Registered User
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OVO
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12-28-2016, 03:46 PM #9
lololololol
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12-28-2016, 03:47 PM #10CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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to give one the boot don't you have to have shoes?
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12-28-2016, 03:49 PM #11Registered User
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Fire the agency owner
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12-28-2016, 03:49 PM #12You Never Had Me
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Better fire the agency owner too
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12-28-2016, 03:51 PM #13Registered User
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Who the hell fires someone without checking with HR or verifying that it’s part of their job first? I know in CA if you fire someone you must present final payment for wages within a certain period of time (usually immediately). In some cases an employee can be “let go” today, but will be paid for the remainder of the week and in that case the employee would be paid on Friday.
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12-28-2016, 03:54 PM #14Mirin '03 Chad avatar??
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Do you work at bestbuy or something?
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12-28-2016, 03:58 PM #15Registered User
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Yes, this.Originally Posted by buckeyenutz
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12-28-2016, 04:02 PM #16Banned
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While you were talking to the agency owner you should've said, "I don't like your attitude, you're fired."
He would've laughed, guaranteed
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12-28-2016, 04:06 PM #17The Mini Shadow
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I had a coworker who would always fire me. Owner would walk in and I would say "Larry fired me again today." Guy would turn bright red with anger lol.Originally Posted by buckeyenutz
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
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12-28-2016, 04:06 PM #18Registered User
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Kidnap owner and coworkers. Beat them up, ducttape up, fk em in the ass, throw in closet and burn down building. Whisper to yourself "who is 'fire'd now bishes", as the sirens get louder and louder while you watch it burn.
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12-28-2016, 04:10 PM #19Black Judas
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LMAO
definitely fire the agency owner as well, and fire the guy every day you see him.****Would Pay To Watch Paint Dry In Theaters if Hans Zimmer Scored The Soundtrack Crew****
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12-28-2016, 04:11 PM #20Banned
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Originally Posted by PisseninMisc
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12-28-2016, 04:19 PM #21National standard javelin
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re hire him tomorrow
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12-28-2016, 04:19 PM #22
Promote yourself to CEO and fire everyone in the company. Even the janitor.
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12-28-2016, 04:21 PM #23Catbrah
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Company has 11 employees. There is no "HR". I run almost all the day to day stuff. Figured this was well within my job description.Originally Posted by 300Lane1
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12-28-2016, 04:23 PM #24Registered User
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you gotta be kitten me
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12-28-2016, 04:29 PM #25Irrelevant to YOUR succes
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has op done anything to prove that he is even remotely sane?
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12-28-2016, 04:32 PM #26Registered User
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Pull a reverse Costanza and pretend like it never happened.
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12-28-2016, 04:36 PM #27Catbrah
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I live on my own, have a girlfriend and make decent money ???Originally Posted by chino3
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12-28-2016, 04:40 PM #28BEETS BRAH
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Originally Posted by Nicro327
Fuk u
Eat **** and die btch
Aww poor btch!
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On my own two legs heheOriginally Posted by PurpleAngus
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taking a page from the Trump book.
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