ITT say something creepy that you've done

[RJBRAH]

Was in one of those large 300 person classes in college. Had a crush on this random girl that didn't sit anywhere near me and never talked to but would see her walking to her seat each day. Somehow I figured out her name and added her to ********. This was ~2005 so my ******** account was pretty new and I didn't even have pictures of myself yet, so she had no idea who I was.

Got drunk one night and messaged her the creepiest WK stuff imagineable "I Have a huge crush on you, I have class with you, I think you're great, etc."

She actually responded relatively positively considering the creepiness and asked if I was going to introduce myself in class

Didn't respond to her message or ever talk to her in class, she must have been super creeped out the rest of the semester thinking I was always watching her but she had no idea who I was

Of course, the following semester I had a class with her that was super small. First day the professor makes everyone introduce ourselves and she knew right away it was me (my full name is unique enough), she gave me the most disgusted look you could imagine. Considered dropping the class but stuck it out, never talked to her there either and she eventually deleted me from Fb

[Motiviert]

When I was playing Madden 09 Player Career Mode I chose to play for the Browns. Srs.

Wtf

[cowboywayne]

when I fap, I sometimes sniff my upper lip so it smells like I'm in the presence of another human being. The slight smell of mouth turns me on, and reminds me of kissing a girl. I even made a thread about it ( http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=168356253 ). Helps tremendously while fapping.

Kinda looks like this:

[Troy1251]

Fapped in the back of a car while my parent was driving... I'm so ashamed of that

[Brozart]

when I fap, I sometimes sniff my upper lip so it smells like I'm in the presence of another human being. The slight smell of mouth turns me on, and reminds me of kissing a girl. I even made a thread about it ( http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=168356253 ). Helps tremendously while fapping.

fuark may be just the trick i need to take fapping to the next level

[Proteincutter2]

Received head outside movie theater at around 10 am with a bunch a kids around they probably saw lel

[zhengterry]

Smelled my hot cousin's shoe (feet fetish)

pic of cousin

wow thats a hot cousin

[Proteincutter2]

wow thats a hot cousin

I wonder if everyone in Brazil has a foot fetish tbh

[EdDibb]

I wonder if everyone in Brazil has a foot fetish tbh

Not really. If I tell 10 people about it, 9 will think I'm a creep.

[moonfarious]

Was in one of those large 300 person classes in college. Had a crush on this random girl that didn't sit anywhere near me and never talked to but would see her walking to her seat each day. Somehow I figured out her name and added her to ********. This was ~2005 so my ******** account was pretty new and I didn't even have pictures of myself yet, so she had no idea who I was.

Got drunk one night and messaged her the creepiest WK stuff imagineable "I Have a huge crush on you, I have class with you, I think you're great, etc."

She actually responded relatively positively considering the creepiness and asked if I was going to introduce myself in class

Didn't respond to her message or ever talk to her in class, she must have been super creeped out the rest of the semester thinking I was always watching her but she had no idea who I was

Of course, the following semester I had a class with her that was super small. First day the professor makes everyone introduce ourselves and she knew right away it was me (my full name is unique enough), she gave me the most disgusted look you could imagine. Considered dropping the class but stuck it out, never talked to her there either and she eventually deleted me from Fb

This is the best one by FAR lmao

[jesusxchrist]

Got a handjob in a theater and played with the girl's teds

We were sitting next to a kid and his mom

[fate0311]

Came home from Marines on leave. Girlfriend and my parents picked me up at airport.

We sat in back seat fingered her entire ride home.

[alphamind]

In high school I got so fukkin horny one day and couldn't contain it so I went to the restroom and fapped

Watchout we got a badass over here

[rynnp]

when i was drunk freshman year i touched a lot of sloots azzes
sometimes id just look away asap, sometimes theyd be mad lol

Was in one of those large 300 person classes in college. Had a crush on this random girl that didn't sit anywhere near me and never talked to but would see her walking to her seat each day. Somehow I figured out her name and added her to ********. This was ~2005 so my ******** account was pretty new and I didn't even have pictures of myself yet, so she had no idea who I was.

Got drunk one night and messaged her the creepiest WK stuff imagineable "I Have a huge crush on you, I have class with you, I think you're great, etc."

She actually responded relatively positively considering the creepiness and asked if I was going to introduce myself in class

Didn't respond to her message or ever talk to her in class, she must have been super creeped out the rest of the semester thinking I was always watching her but she had no idea who I was

Of course, the following semester I had a class with her that was super small. First day the professor makes everyone introduce ourselves and she knew right away it was me (my full name is unique enough), she gave me the most disgusted look you could imagine. Considered dropping the class but stuck it out, never talked to her there either and she eventually deleted me from Fb

cringe lol

Fapped in the back of a car while my parent was driving... I'm so ashamed of that

they knew.

[VeganBrahh]

Ive gotten my dink in my mouth before, not on that proudmanlet time, just was extremely flexible haha

[jeff79fisher]

fapped in high school bathroom when i was in high shcool

[BangBrahs]

fapped in high school bathroom when i was in high shcool

who hasn't fapped in a public restroom?

[MattyTriceps]

When I was like 15 I used to gap in the woods of a public garden while fishing. I used leaves to clean up, I probably did this five times. I still cringe to this day about it.

fapped in a treestand once. very serene

Ive gotten my dink in my mouth before, not on that proudmanlet time, just was extremely flexible haha

same. back in the day could lick the tip if I REALLY tried for it

[jesusxchrist]

In 6th grade I touched a girl's seat after she got up thinking it was kinda similar to grabbing her ass

[Brozart]

This was when I was a freshman in college:

I was at a local clothing store, looking for a sweatshirt for the incoming chilly weather. I found one I liked, and proceeded to the fitting rooms. The fitting room attendant was a HBB that made me hard at first sight. Anyway, she let me in and I tried on the sweatshirt. It wasn't a good fit, but I still had a raging bonAr. I then fapped and busted my nut inside of said sweatshirt. I left the fitting room, put the sweatshirt back on the rack, and left the store.

fapped over girls ********s
fapped in the car in a carpark while my mom went grocery shopping.

a lot of weird chit regarding fapping as a young teen

^^^i've done that before too...

Fapped in broad daylight while walking behind an hbb staring at her ass. Just walkin with my hand under my pants and stroking it. Must've been 13 or 14 at the time lol

In high school I got so fukkin horny one day and couldn't contain it so I went to the restroom and fapped

Lmfao. If anyone ever had a low sitting table in a classroom with an oneitis, they know you can discretely wank it by moving your leg up and down with your dink rested against the table. Nobody will know.

Fapped in the gents toilet. No homo or anything I was just really horny. There was a guy chitting in one of the other cubicles but I still managed.

Fapped in the back of a car while my parent was driving... I'm so ashamed of that

When I was like 15 I used to gap in the woods of a public garden while fishing. I used leaves to clean up, I probably did this five times. I still cringe to this day about it.

fapped in high school bathroom when i was in high shcool

fapped in a treestand once. very serene

OP, may as well have just named this thread 'ITT tell us where you've fapped'

fapped under a waterfall once

[ItzYerrp]

in for more pics of hot cousin

[sunchew]

Smelled my hot cousin's shoe (feet fetish)

pic of cousin

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, i'd smell everything of hers given the chance.

[jesusxchrist]

Added a girl who lives on my block on ********. I recognized her and deduced to add her and message her. She messaged back like once and then never messaged back again.

This was over 4 years ago. I wonder if she ever knew that the random guy who messaged her lived 2 houses down

[MrStealYoGrill]

I was in 8th grade and we were just talking at PE in our assigned spots. For one moment the girl that was next to me got mentioned and I said "I would rape Ariana her if she let me" right next to Ariana's friend.
The thing is that I didnt even know what rape was when I said that and at the end when they told her what I have said she just thought it was funny.

[SkinnyBeast24]

About 5 years ago, a friend of mine was going through a bad breakup. She needed something to cheer her up so I went to a local Party City, bought about 40 different balloons filled with helium, some groucho marx glasses, and a noisemaker. I went to her apartment, had her buzz me in, and took the elevator up to her floor. Her door was open a crack, so I kicked it open and started singing "Hello my baby" with the noise maker thing in my mouth. A few seconds into the song, through all the balloons which were blocking my view, I see a woman who is not my friend that I came to see, wearing nothing but a towel that was probably thrown on the second I kicked the door and I stop singing just as she starts to scream. Then a naked man, who looked to be about 10 feet tall, built like Hercules, with a deep look of hatred burning in his eyes, pushes aside the balloons and starts screaming something at me as I turn and run as fast as my ass could towards the elevator. I finally made it to my friends apartment (One floor up) just after she got off the phone from calling the police after hearing the screams in the apartment directly below her.

tl;dr: I accidentally kicked the door open on a couple that had probably just had sex and gave them a bunch of balloons while singing and wearing groucho marx glasses.

[HaiMeesk]

- was in bathroom taking a shower (soph year high school)
- mom had bunch of her lady friends visiting in living room...I knew they were there
- I walk out of bathroom past everyone with small towel wrapped around waist
- could hear mom gasp as I walked to my room
- neither of us ever spoke of it

[ZacLifts]

Was in one of those large 300 person classes in college. Had a crush on this random girl that didn't sit anywhere near me and never talked to but would see her walking to her seat each day. Somehow I figured out her name and added her to ********. This was ~2005 so my ******** account was pretty new and I didn't even have pictures of myself yet, so she had no idea who I was.

Got drunk one night and messaged her the creepiest WK stuff imagineable "I Have a huge crush on you, I have class with you, I think you're great, etc."

She actually responded relatively positively considering the creepiness and asked if I was going to introduce myself in class

Didn't respond to her message or ever talk to her in class, she must have been super creeped out the rest of the semester thinking I was always watching her but she had no idea who I was

Of course, the following semester I had a class with her that was super small. First day the professor makes everyone introduce ourselves and she knew right away it was me (my full name is unique enough), she gave me the most disgusted look you could imagine. Considered dropping the class but stuck it out, never talked to her there either and she eventually deleted me from Fb

She probably thought you were a phsycho out to get her lmao. Fukt up big time.

[Brozart]

I was in 8th grade and we were just talking at PE in our assigned spots. For one moment the girl that was next to me got mentioned and I said "I would rape Ariana her if she let me" right next to Ariana's friend.
The thing is that I didnt even know what rape was when I said that and at the end when they told her what I have said she just thought it was funny.

lol

some people were discussing a dude and a chick who banged, 'but she was way too drunk', talking about whether it's his fault, even though she was apparently into it etc... i chimed in and said 'oh are you talking about suzie?' (or whatever her name was) "yeah" "oh, yeah, i'd date rape her"

lold. the finnish guy there said "you're sick"

About 5 years ago, a friend of mine was going through a bad breakup. She needed something to cheer her up so I went to a local Party City, bought about 40 different balloons filled with helium, some groucho marx glasses, and a noisemaker. I went to her apartment, had her buzz me in, and took the elevator up to her floor. Her door was open a crack, so I kicked it open and started singing "Hello my baby" with the noise maker thing in my mouth. A few seconds into the song, through all the balloons which were blocking my view, I see a woman who is not my friend that I came to see, wearing nothing but a towel that was probably thrown on the second I kicked the door and I stop singing just as she starts to scream. Then a naked man, who looked to be about 10 feet tall, built like Hercules, with a deep look of hatred burning in his eyes, pushes aside the balloons and starts screaming something at me as I turn and run as fast as my ass could towards the elevator. I finally made it to my friends apartment (One floor up) just after she got off the phone from calling the police after hearing the screams in the apartment directly below her.

tl;dr: I accidentally kicked the door open on a couple that had probably just had sex and gave them a bunch of balloons while singing and wearing groucho marx glasses.

fukn lol, that's a good story

[Motiviert]

Fkn lmao @skinnybeast. Das it skinny

[Maxamanius]

When I was a kid and first discovered fapping, remember when it was dark I was fapping outside my neighbors window while watching them eat dinner.