About to poop my pants before first date (srs)

[tna4life]

How do I fix this srs

[dizzin9]

call a tradie

[S.Brar]

catch that ****

[gtg]

call a tradie

[MooseBrah]

Check the fapper and chain in the tank.

[tna4life]

Is it weird I'd smash before I found out she's a he

[gtg]

Would

no homo

[hackerwacker]

Would smash don't care what genitals she has

[tna4life]

Cant cook anything in my kitchen right now because they use dishes and leave them in the sink. Pots and pans are all over the stove and **** and I dont wanna clean after these slobby *******s. Wat do ?

[Tommyy24]

Tell them to clean up after them selves...

[Awarebrahhh]

Remove all pans and dishes from the Kitchen, hide them somewhere outside the house. Keep your own pan and dish in your room and let things play out.

[KilaByte]

Ummm, talk to them?

[_zman]

Remove all pans and dishes from the Kitchen, hide them somewhere outside the house. Keep your own pan and dish in your room and let things play out.

Yes, hiding the pans in the bushes never fails. Do this.

[tna4life]

Proves aesthetics is more important than anything

[billclintonnn]

Sloots don't know what they want. They are saying he is tan when he is pale as fuk.

[imbored21]

holy chit. Buying spray tan.

[TurboTay]

Connor "Ptosis" Murphy

[Tormoz]

I hate that asian laugh.

ew

[Serpentor]

Watching videos doesnt pull sluts. Being comfortable in your own skin will help, being able to have a convo helps. Try that with many diff girls, it all helps...

There is no secret image to obtain. just do your thing and be able to speak to people. Speaking to women is not rocket science, if theyre into you they will show it, if not, go to the next on. DONT PUSH IT

[TMDUK]

This is so ****ing gay..

[WesleyEngDOTcom]

this was soooooooooo awkwardddddddddddddddd to watch

[Ashfrolicious]

I like Connor Murphy, more power to him.

If you watch his vlogs, you can see he doesn't actually take himself that seriously. Although the Chipotle posing video was his first video that ever made me cringe.

[PositiveCrew]

Came in expecting Connor Murphy. Leaving satisfied.

Some of his vids really bring the luls.

[FeralBeast]

lol connor walking around with a constant ab flex

[helpmee]

cringe

[7ayed]

4:42 "Wait is Jeff here? no. Awwwwwwww~"

[MrStealYoGrill]

All they base this on is a picture. Not saying he cant pull sloots but there is more involved in real life than looking at someone's shirtless pics.

Edit: Notice how the sloot just kept looking at her phone when he came out. No one really cares about physique that much.

[MrStealYoGrill]

lol connor walking around with a constant ab flex

I remember in high school I would practice flexing my abs for as long as possible while walking home alone so when time came to go to a pool party id pull bishes like nothing.

[tna4life]

Das it mane

[tranzz]

alpha as fuark