Is this it boyos? Beginning of the end of my marriage (srs)

[omac]

I'd kick that non cooking sloot to the curb...and btw my nickname is curb.

lmao

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RICHSTRONG again.

What is the deal. I've been spreading rep for months, still can't rep ya.

[roko79]

So OP is married to a mannequin?

he's trying to win the mannequin challenge

[Kiop]

choke her mildly , till she agrees to cook 15 juicy dumbling
xie xie

[jonnicola]

pissening. 5* thread.

What supps on the counter boyo?

Creatine mono (like actual creatine), coffee, couple of ON whey proteins tubs (Vanilla and Choc, it the only two flavours I can get here)

What country are you from? (Like what passport do you have?)

does she speak english?

how do you communicate?

howd you even meet lol

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she speaks English well enough to understand the number 15. I can say that in Chinese anyway, but srs there was no misunderstanding how many dumplings I wanted

we both swiped right (on Tantan, some dating app)

Cut one of the dumplings in half. That makes it 15 dumplings...

Morans these days I swear.

cut one of your hands into two now you got three hands you can play with your dink while touching both ur nipples wait wut

[jonnicola]

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Sts tag means nothing. How long have you been married o.p?

its srs coz i knew half the misc would call bs. and im 1 dumpling down. married 9 months next week. first time she's done this though

Location: Zhuhai, China

Brah, you can't expect murican steak in China.

This is how a king eats steak:

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Just lmao at china

Im Greek Cypriot but from UK, but srs admire u Amerikunts voting Trump. I even took the time to explain to the missus what 'Cant stump the Trump' means during the election (generally trump has been getting good airtime/reporting on from Chinese media, compared to shillary)

Why are you guys wearing Christmas lights?

dno man, photographer's idea

Dude she's asian, just have her cook you some orange chicken

she's mainland, orange chicken is cantonese (HK/Taiwan)

You flew into a rage because your wife didn't cook 1 dumpling, and you let a woman cook your steak for you?


Lololol

i flew into rage coz she asked how many i wanted and gave me LESS, do u even read

Is she tight? Mind if I tap that once or twice?

they're all tight for the first few months, then they loosen up but still occassionally bleed if u go rough on them

[boredFA]

Tour is over boyo, LDAR

[kilu]

... those steaks look like YUCK

[clodoveo1]

What do you do for a living?

[LMAOatYou]

Still curious how the fuk she cooked that steak

[datclownbaby]

Milk steak boiled over hard, mirin

[Smithers115]

Your wife needs to learn how to cook your poverty cuts of meat op

[Jarlie]

im confused

[HollywoodBody]

negged. u sound like a retard and she's probably cheating on you because she can't stand you

[LTrigger]

OP are you really 5'3 wtf. You don't look like it in your avi. You must have really short legs then

[Zoo_York]

go nc boyo srs

[aal04]

the scariest thing here is there is a black guy hiding in the kitchen closet with only a towel around his waist eating a single dumpling.