Me and my buddies always wonder about this whenever we're on a camping excursion and we light up a nice campfire under the pristine night sky.
Without fail, hordes of little insects of every variety literally fly and march their way directly into the flames of death as if they are magnetically attracted to it.
If evolution IS real, when are these insects gonna learn?
I'm not saying evolution isn't real. I'm just confused about this
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11-21-2016, 12:33 AM #1ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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If evolution was real, why do bugs literally mass suicide into fires?
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11-21-2016, 12:37 AM #2Vagabond
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Why did god create insects that decide to kill themselves? Why does god allow disabled babies to be born? Why does god god?
Maybe the insects aren't fully evolved and need another few million years.
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11-21-2016, 12:41 AM #3ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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They've already had a lot of time bruh. They should have learned by now.Originally Posted by Chezdon
We've created social media and advanced medicine, but all these insects are sitting there and looking for fires to murder themselves in.I wish Hillary would violate me like she violated federal law
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11-21-2016, 12:42 AM #4Registered User
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11-21-2016, 12:47 AM #5common slav in tracksuit
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cuz they are stupid
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11-21-2016, 12:48 AM #6Banned
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99.99% of insects coming into contact with fire die, while their bodies realize they commited a mistake, they wont be able to reproduce and pass on a genetic mutation to other generations which starts a vicious cycle.
are u guys stupid? there is nothing triggering the adaptation, it is equal to saying that humans are a failed species since they havent developed a genetic mutation to sustain bullets to the head without issues
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11-21-2016, 12:49 AM #7Neet slayer
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Bugs dont normally do that, just around you OP
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11-21-2016, 12:51 AM #8xTUNAx
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More breed by flying into water than die in fire.
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11-21-2016, 12:52 AM #9White Yeezus
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Why the **** would an intelligent designer add suicide by fire as a feature in his bugs? Sadist kunt doing it for the craic?
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when was the last time you saw a fire that a person didn't create?
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11-21-2016, 12:54 AM #11Weetbixbrah
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if evolution is real why are there still monkeys?
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11-21-2016, 12:55 AM #12Kyle Sheridan
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11-21-2016, 12:56 AM #13
There are only 1 Quadrillion of ants on this mad world, so it doesn't matter.
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fuking lolOriginally Posted by butwhowasgains
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Its not a strong enough selective pressure to allow a mutated non-fire-attracted bug to out breed and out compete the stupid ones
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Umm massive wildfires initiated by lightning strikes?Originally Posted by HaydeeDjinn
Trees probably existed before humans, and I'm sure lightning was striking them and setting off big-ole wildfires way before humans existed.
If my little campfires attract swarms of these kamikaze insects, I imagine wildfires probably attract bugs from different consonants when they see the flames in the distance and get the urge to kill themselves, so it's amazing that there are any insects remaining at all tbhI wish Hillary would violate me like she violated federal law
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same with manlets when will they learn?!
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11-21-2016, 01:19 AM #18who is john galt?
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Because they evolved to navigate around light sources, and fire/light bulbs have been around for only a fraction of their evolutionary past.
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11-21-2016, 01:19 AM #19Neet slayer
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buglets when will they burn?Originally Posted by Getter_done
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got anymore pics u juicy twink?Originally Posted by nzgs
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lol. yes plants existed before animals and trees before humans.Originally Posted by ContrarianIndi
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11-21-2016, 01:28 AM #22Registered AI
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Just because a few bugs commit suicide you generalize that all of them do? Strong discrimination OP.
By your logic all humans cut their wrists and jump in front of trains. Humans are not evolved either then OP.
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Evolution is just a theory, and a pretty simplistic one to be honest, with mediocre at best empirical evidence. If evolution is real how come there are monkeys everywhere? How come nobody has found the missing link fossil?
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Keep in mind their lifespans OP.
How many generations of bugs live and die within a human lifespan?
You're discovering so called evolution is a crock.The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
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Tbh miscers would make the same decisionOriginally Posted by Highwind7
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11-21-2016, 02:07 AM #27wtfOriginally Posted by thorpowers
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Wildfire was a lot more rare and contained before humans started fukking up the environment with forestry programs.Originally Posted by LargePeter
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11-21-2016, 02:12 AM #29OG @ Castle Grayskull
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Originally Posted by ContrarianIndi
Wildfires remove vegetation and leave the ground more fertile for new species of plants which in turn attracts insects/animals...
Out with the old in with the new.
Some plants/animals have even adapted to wildfires...Rustling NPCs' jimmies without even trying crew
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Fkn lol @ missing linkOriginally Posted by thorpowers
Just the fact you reference monkeys says it all
Cos you know we didn't theoretically evolve from monkeys.....right?01110011 01101000 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110101 01110010 01101100 00101110 01100001 01110100 00101111 01100110 01101111 01000101 01010011 00111000
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