Sloth Thread Part XII: No Sway13 Club

[spadelexus]

The Brazilian that quadruple messaged me yesterday on tinder. This is my typical response to 'what are you looking for'...

[jim-double-b]

kinda irrelevant but I was watching this video and got so depressed.i will never get to experience even a fraction of his life.hbb sloots on the regz,money fame,dat face too fuuuuuuuuarrrrkkkk

[spadelexus]

da fuk man, go fuk yourself.

Just checked your stats, 6'3, 190lbs. Go figure why you're getting matches.

Try being 5'4 at 186 (look me up on insta: musclemilkbrah). BRB matched with fats and trans.

fml

Gonna ignore the go fuk yourself comment cuz I feel your pain. But don't hate cuz I have advantages man. Khristmas matches and smashes better quality than me but I dont tell him to fuk off. There are guys your height smashing the same level and better looking girls that I smash. Figure out what they are doing and go do it. I'll give you a hint it isn't getting the physique of the hulk.

PS: I think you look better with a beard (no homo). Grow your beard get a badass tattoo of a dragon or something on your shoulder/arm and you will have girls dropping their panties for you. Lose a bit of the mass too, you do look way too big.

[levijay]

Gonna ignore the go fuk yourself comment cuz I feel your pain. But don't hate cuz I have advantages man. Khristmas matches and smashes better quality than me but I dont tell him to fuk off. There are guys your height smashing the same level and better looking girls that I smash. Figure out what they are doing and go do it. I'll give you a hint it isn't getting the physique of the hulk.

PS: I think you look better with a beard (no homo). Grow your beard get a badass tattoo of a dragon or something on your shoulder/arm and you will have girls dropping their panties for you. Lose a bit of the mass too, you do look way too big.

+1 for tattoo, out of all my pics the one with my tatt showing always ends up my main pic via "Smart Photos"

[spadelexus]

Spade I find closing girls when I'm on the road difficult as fuk. As soon as I mention I'm only there for a bit they all go NC. Next time I am away for work I'm not even going to mention it and just get an Airbnb, and say its my place.

This is why I am direct. Once I break through the slut defense barrier then it doesn't matter if I am from out of town. In fact some sloots actually prefer an out of towner for a hookup because they wont catch feels once I vanish. But the flipside is a lot 7's, and pretty much all 8's aren't gonna meet with an out of towner looking to bring a tinder girl back to his hotel. Most of my on the road smashes are 5.5-6.5/10's. I will get lucky occasionally and get a 7 or 7.5/10 but never hooked up with an 8 traveling for work that i can remember.

So my shtick right off the bat to tinder girls when I am traveling is "hey Im in town for the night, wanna grab a drink?" - in more words than that.

Good idea with Airbnb. You probably have a much better chance to smash your caliber girls to pretend you are local. I have a hard time lying to chicks to get pussy (no whiteknight).

[HomerJThompson]

Salvaged. Been awhile since I've been with a Latina. blonde girls have been my specialty recently.

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Lol, that body , tits maybe fake though. I am so jelly man, hope you smashed.

[VitaCrave]

What the hell are you supposed to snapchat to a girl?

Girl wants me to add her but what kind of snaps to send

[ND32]

I work some jobs at bars and let me tell you...my buddy has this sick sleeve tattoo and it got him an insane amount of attention from the ladies.

It was like a $2k job

[NELouis]

what the fuk does khristmas look like srs

[JitteryJoes]

First ten days of tinder: 12 matches

1 week later: 41 matches

I just hope this happens to me

Gonna ignore the go fuk yourself comment cuz I feel your pain. But don't hate cuz I have advantages man. Khristmas matches and smashes better quality than me but I dont tell him to fuk off. There are guys your height smashing the same level and better looking girls that I smash. Figure out what they are doing and go do it. I'll give you a hint it isn't getting the physique of the hulk.

PS: I think you look better with a beard (no homo). Grow your beard get a badass tattoo of a dragon or something on your shoulder/arm and you will have girls dropping their panties for you. Lose a bit of the mass too, you do look way too big.

Honestly, show me these 'short dudes' who are smashing? Like, even when I'm shredded af, they're not amazing looking girls like you're getting. You're full of chit saying that. I'll bet you ten bucks that Arnold got more poon than Franco Columbu back in the day by at least hundreds. srs, real talk.

I'll grow the beard back but I can't afford a tattoo. Fuk gettin a dragon tat. Gay as fuark.

But I'll listen to you on advice since you seem to have a lot of experience.

Losing weight will just mean eating super clean. Won't be growing to 6'0 lmao

[mols0n]

What the hell are you supposed to snapchat to a girl?

Girl wants me to add her but what kind of snaps to send

i just send them stuff that i would send to my friends. example: me bored at work on a monday, at the gym, etc. etc.

what the fuk does khristmas look like srs

i saw his profile today. easily 8+ no homo

[NELouis]

i saw his profile today. easily 8+ no homo

no kidding if you have 9/10s women saying ur hot ur easily an 8/10 male

[JitteryJoes]

42 matches since last Thursday I think. Mostly whales, goblins, and fatties.

Going to cut down on weight and get on dat dere creatine soon lol

MoLson, can you link me to is profile? No homo? Mine is awful

[VitaCrave]

what the fuk does khristmas look like srs

He's our token Chad to help remind us what we will never achieve

[mols0n]

42 matches since last Thursday I think. Mostly whales, goblins, and fatties.

Going to cut down on weight and get on dat dere creatine soon lol

MoLson, can you link me to is profile? No homo? Mine is awful

cant send you the profile due to privacy reasons so you will have to ask him yourself. i will send you mine though if you want to see and promise not to share.

[levijay]

42 matches since last Thursday I think. Mostly whales, goblins, and fatties.

Going to cut down on weight and get on dat dere creatine soon lol

MoLson, can you link me to is profile? No homo? Mine is awful

Lol bro, I know how you feel - I have that stocky look and all I get a mostly whales or 2/10s who probably drip at the sight of me

the 7+/10 want a swimmers body in a guy

[Insanity_SC]

Lol bro, I know how you feel - I have that stocky look and all I get a mostly whales or 2/10s who probably drip at the sight of me

the 7+/10 want a swimmers body in a guy

i've gone from 200 7% BF with a BB look (delts traps etc) last year to like 180 now at 10%. shaved head to poverty but improving hair. so ultra masculine to normal but still masculine. girls showing attention have gotten hotter and younger. Although I did match with a few super hotties before, they mostly didnt meet up or were just the few who were really into the gym.

take that for what it's worth.

[JitteryJoes]

cant send you the profile due to privacy reasons so you will have to ask him yourself. i will send you mine though if you want to see and promise not to share.

I won't. PM me.

Lol bro, I know how you feel - I have that stocky look and all I get a mostly whales or 2/10s who probably drip at the sight of me

the 7+/10 want a swimmers body in a guy

Truth. /thread

I have wide hips, so that doesn't even help. I just feel that if you're at least 5'7 or taller, you really shouldn't be complaining about the dating game. I have physically done everything possible but I can't change my height.

If anything, dating has made me broaden my horizons. As in fukin black women too (the Halle Berry type). Dem black women go crazy if they only date white dudes, especially if you're jacked or at least "fit" by their definition lol.

I remember a comedian saying 'The whole point of dating is to find your Mexico while you're America. Date your Mexico and if he/she is happy with you, then you got it made' or something along those lines. Hannibal Buress said that I think. Funny dude.

[JitteryJoes]

i've gone from 200 7% BF with a BB look (delts traps etc) last year to like 180 now at 10%. shaved head to poverty but improving hair. so ultra masculine to normal but still masculine. girls showing attention have gotten hotter and younger. Although I did match with a few super hotties before, they mostly didnt meet up or were just the few who were really into the gym.

take that for what it's worth.

I totally hear you on that. I'v thought about giving up BB and dialing back a bit. I used to weigh 135 to 140 lbs back in my early 20s during my cycling days (I was on a sponsored cycling team at the time). I got looks from attractive women. But then again, I was in college...surrounded by women. Once you hit 30 and never go out, it gets tough in dating. I just don't have a social circle and most guys my age are married with kids, etc. Nobody has time to do chit with you if they don't find you worth their time.

Just looked up David Gandy. Dude is almost manorexic but the facial aesthetics is what that physique is all about. Looking good in clothing too. If I do that, I'll end up looking like a twink lmao

[NLNFunKti0nz]

Yup I was pretty impressed with it myself. One mistake I use to make is playing hard to get when the girl is already into me. If shes into me I just compliment her (within reason) and that makes her even more interested, else she might think I'm not.

Also check your PM.

PM me your profile too. My god im jelly of that Latina chick you got

[mols0n]

i match with so many dog girls

[BRBMakingMoney]

Honestly, show me these 'short dudes' who are smashing?

Guys that are under about 5'7 in the anglosphere (US, Canada, UK, Australia, NZ) and/or ugly have a few options if they want to smash attractive girls regularly without too much drama, even in NYC which is dating on easy mode for men comparative to any other anglosphere city:
- Meet them through friends or work and spend a bit of time with them so that they start to 'like you'
- Get rich and pay for it one way or another either by handing them cash directly, buying their attention through gifts etc., or dangling commitment as a carrot to gold diggers
- Become famous (even niche fame might work, eg. being a very popular local DJ)
- Move/travel to a softer market (Eastern Europe, Asia, South America etc.)

You're pretty much phucked when it comes to online dating, or even bars or nightclubs for the most part. Realistically you need to be at least 5'7 and average looking at a minimum to have worthwhile results online in the anglosphere, and even then 'worthwhile' is a relative term, you're still pushing huge numbers to get a single lay at those minimum stats, it will get easier the taller/better looking you are obviously.

[ND32]

I totally hear you on that. I'v thought about giving up BB and dialing back a bit. I used to weigh 135 to 140 lbs back in my early 20s during my cycling days (I was on a sponsored cycling team at the time). I got looks from attractive women. But then again, I was in college...surrounded by women. Once you hit 30 and never go out, it gets tough in dating. I just don't have a social circle and most guys my age are married with kids, etc. Nobody has time to do chit with you if they don't find you worth their time.

Just looked up David Gandy. Dude is almost manorexic but the facial aesthetics is what that physique is all about. Looking good in clothing too. If I do that, I'll end up looking like a twink lmao

I'm just going to say...I think if you're wanting to get better looking women you're going to need to have a more lean physique. From your pics...you're just not a Chad. I'm not either and I had to have surgery to truly get confidence in my life.



I had a bad deviated septum and the "hump" on my nose was even more pronounced.

I'm with you on the wide body crew. Only saving grace is being 6-3 and I'm 235 right now and people think I weigh 200 because of wide shoulders. The smaller frame guys are just more aesthetic/desirable for women on the average. Can't deny it. I think spade is 6-4 180. There's not a chance in hell I ever get under 200 lbs. I was 6-3 225 when I was 18.

[ineed$]

went to this expensive bar and some 4 ft dude had an attractive gold diggin blonde gf. He was in finance. Talked to them


Also boosted sat night in d@llas, 50 bots at least and 4 matches. One preggo chick due next week.......

[ausman!]

i've gone from 200 7% BF with a BB look (delts traps etc) last year to like 180 now at 10%. shaved head to poverty but improving hair. so ultra masculine to normal but still masculine. girls showing attention have gotten hotter and younger. Although I did match with a few super hotties before, they mostly didnt meet up or were just the few who were really into the gym.

take that for what it's worth.

Thought it was common knowledge that 95% of girls hate the BB or overtly muscular look. People on here just tell you differently because it's a bodybuilding forum. There was that survey done asking men/women what they find attractive. Men rated Zyzz/Frank Zane as the body they think women would find the most attractive. When in actuality women found that Brad Pitt's body >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zyzz and then with Frank Zane only getting like 0.5% of the vote. The excuse of the misc to these results were: the women were lying

Anyways, wtf is with Smart Photos, I keep disabling it and it keeps switching itself back on

[Khristmas]

Lol, that body , tits maybe fake though. I am so jelly man, hope you smashed.

Didn't smash last night, I think she still has reservations because she thinks I'm a "player" (that feel when every girl just wants a relationship). She kept asking me what I was looking for and saying stuff like "I have trouble believing a guy like you isn't in a relationship unless he chooses not to be". Other then that it went well, she's been texting me all day and we're probably going out again sometime this week.

Also to the people asking for my profile; I don't have a problem showing you my profile if you have a combination of the following: Make regular (good) posts here; have a good rep count; and send me your profile first (its a respect thing). I'm honestly not some Nick Bateman, just above average but I really do it for a small % of girls which is why I get the responses I do from time to time.

[meremortal]

Can someone ITT rate my profile/ give advice?

pm me.

[HomerJThompson]

Didn't smash last night, I think she still has reservations because she thinks I'm a "player" (that feel when every girl just wants a relationship). She kept asking me what I was looking for and saying stuff like "I have trouble believing a guy like you isn't in a relationship unless he chooses not to be". Other then that it went well, she's been texting me all day and we're probably going out again sometime this week.

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Second date should be easy for you, btw to deflect those questions I usually go into how rare love is and been waiting to feel it with the right girl for a relationship, which is actually the truth in a way.

[Silencespeaks]

I've actually never had the "what are you looking for" conversation on a date, only in messaging. In messaging I used to ask when I started out but now that I understand online dating better I stopped asking. I slipped once recently and asked and he dodged the question.

In messaging when they ask me I just answer truthfully with my goal which has actually changed over time, when I started I didn't know so I said I was trying to figure out what I wanted, then later it was a boyfriend/relationship, then later casual dating, and now I just say I'm looking for dates.

[spadelexus]

Can someone ITT rate my profile/ give advice?

pm me.

Hmu

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Btw didn't smash the blonde valley girl last night. She's a 7 on my scale. Went to her place for wine. Drank and started making out. Went to put my hand in her pants and she pulled it out and said "this is too fast for me..."

All that meant is I didn't work her properly so she's telling me to take it down a notch so she can get more comfortable and trust me. So I backed off completely hands off than started to show high value. Didn't let her phase me one bit. She said a lot of guys would get pissy if she stopped them but I played it cool. We talked about travel and I said I take a lot of planes for work. She said that sucks since I'm tall must be unconforatable. I then said "nah I fly business" - real tea is spadelexus flys coach upgrading rarely.

In no time she had her hands on me. Eventually I fingered her and we talked about fukin and agreed I'll come by with steaks tomorrow night, cook her dinner than smash. She wanted to take things slow so she can trust me and feel comfortable. If she was less than a 7 I wouldn't go to date 2, but the ass and teddies on this girl is so hnnnggg I'm cool with buying a couple $10 steaks. She has the wine. Mañana.