Sloth Thread Part XII: No Sway13 Club

[jaygee15]

Oh and i havent had any problem with sloots being real on kik, only get their kik after talking elsewhere.. Most the time i initiate going to kik so they dont have my nimber.

[American Psycho]

Not bad...

[AnimalStrength]

Been crazy busy, my beard just got me a match, some chicks starught up say they like beards haha. any fellow beard gang bros? Also my fitness vibes are a plus.

[ineed$]

whats the situation with bots on tinder?

I havent gotten any messages this past few days but I can see they are there and match me.

They cracked down on bots?

I see the 4 pics and NY university

[Silencespeaks]

Been crazy busy, my beard just got me a match, some chicks starught up say they like beards haha. any fellow beard gang bros? Also my fitness vibes are a plus.

Yes I think beards attract girls, I went out with a guy with a beard and he said he got a lot more female attention after he grew a beard. I prefer clean shaven clean cut guys myself but I think a lot of girls prefer facial hair, especially girls who are into the bad boy type of guys.

I also went out with a different guy who had pics with his dog on his profile and he said a lot of girls comment on it and want to talk about the dog. He said he got a lot more matches and attention after he added the dog pics. They were cute pics of him with the dog, not just the dog by itself.

[RmBoyos]

Yes I think beards attract girls, I went out with a guy with a beard and he said he got a lot more female attention after he grew a beard. I prefer clean shaven clean cut guys myself but I think a lot of girls prefer facial hair, especially girls who are into the bad boy type of guys.

I also went out with a different guy who had pics with his dog on his profile and he said a lot of girls comment on it and want to talk about the dog. He said he got a lot more matches and attention after he added the dog pics. They were cute pics of him with the dog, not just the dog by itself.

this is key - you dont wanna make it too obvious that you just put a dog on there to get matches - make it subtle, but noticeable

[Silencespeaks]

this is key - you dont wanna make it too obvious that you just put a dog on there to get matches - make it subtle, but noticeable

Yes he had a really great pic of him paddle boarding shirtless with his dog on the paddle board. That pic showed off his gym body (shows he lifts without a gym pic), his personality (fun, athletic, outgoing, doing stuff outdoors, seems like he would be fun to date), and his dog, and it subtly also showed he has a social life/friend who took the pic (instead of a selfie to show his body). Compare that to a selfie in an apartment looking sad/uncomfortable and it's a world of difference.

[RmBoyos]

Yes he had a really great pic of him paddle boarding shirtless with his dog on the paddle board. That pic showed off his gym body (shows he lifts without a gym pic), his personality (fun, athletic, outgoing, doing stuff outdoors, seems like he would be fun to date), and his dog, and it subtly also showed he has a social life/friend who took the pic (instead of a selfie to show his body). Compare that to a selfie in an apartment looking sad/uncomfortable and it's a world of difference.

everyone wanting profile advice - take note of this

[American Psycho]

Bored man, tired of tinder. Swiped maybe 300x in the past month. Still getting several matches each time without tinder plus. Gotta gtfo this mountain and into civilization. Can't even focus on anything else.

Be cool to see Amon amarth with this chick. Wonder what kind of fun she's looking for tho?

[lordpatrick]

Bored man, tired of tinder. Swiped maybe 300x in the past month. Still getting several matches each time without tinder plus. Gotta gtfo this mountain and into civilization. Can't even focus on anything else.

Be cool to see Amon amarth with this chick. Wonder what kind of fun she's looking for tho?

Blondie is hot, but maybe avoid talking about Amon Amarth ? Lol

[RmBoyos]

Blondie is hot, but maybe avoid talking about Amon Amarth ? Lol

why you hating on viking metal bro

[lordpatrick]

why you hating on viking metal bro

I ****ing live and breeth viking metal. I just want you to get laid with this hottie !

[RmBoyos]

I ****ing live and breeth viking metal. I just want you to get laid with this hottie !

its not me brah


but pyscho gets probably the most slays on here anyway (no nuthug) haha

[American Psycho]

Blondie is hot, but maybe avoid talking about Amon Amarth ? Lol

Here's why Amon Amarth came up:



-her pics look sort of black metal, the top right is her main
-mountains age ppl quicker and she looks older than 24
-ppl from the Swedish mountains are big into black metal
-black metal and Viking metal are pretty close
-Amon amarth is coming to the city and I've got a ticket

But I'm not getting any action, by choice mostly. Stacking paper and going into the city for tail is expensive, there's nothing of interest up in the mountains. Should hit the road on a journalism venture no later than Monday, should get some interesting stuff happening by then.

[TheDesertFox]

Here's why Amon Amarth came up:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/P91Gd1Ul.jpg[/img

-her pics look sort of black metal, the top right is her main
-mountains age ppl quicker and she looks older than 24
-ppl from the Swedish mountains are big into black metal
-black metal and Viking metal are pretty close
-Amon amarth is coming to the city and I've got a ticket

But I'm not getting any action, by choice mostly. Stacking paper and going into the city for tail is expensive, there's nothing of interest up in the mountains. Should hit the road on a journalism venture no later than Monday, should get some interesting stuff happening by then.

Wot?

[ProboscisMonkie]

Tinder is depressing in my area. Never seen so many NYU students ... fckin bots

[American Psycho]

Wot?

Mountain girls be 26 going on 46 lol. Freezing temps are hella rough on the skin. They call me baby face out here and that's a first. Also out here ppl double check my ID buying adult stuff, and say things like, "you got a young face, bud."

@sway not a big stretch to think she might like the music her country is famous for. Got any other ideas?

[UnclRuckus]

Mountain girls be 26 going on 46 lol. Freezing temps are hella rough on the skin. They call me baby face out here and that's a first. Also out here ppl double check my ID buying adult stuff, and say things like, "you got a young face, bud."

@sway not a big stretch to think she might like the music her country is famous for? Got any other ideas?

can not confirm all swedish chicks love metal. There are metalheads like there is everywhere, but it's not like we get that chit on the radio here.

I think the mountain air is fuking with your head buddy, that chick is a dog compared to the ones you usually post. That or they all look like the abominable fuking snowman up there, ayy lmao

if you dont mind sharing, post or aware the prime minister of your writing if you have anything published. I'd like to read it, you have some.. interesting ideas, lol

[awilll]

On the subject of not making a move..

Hung out with this girl for the third time and we ended up on my couch together and I didn't make a move. Stupid I know. We had already made out on the first date, I got sick and had to leave the second date early. After I didn't make a move on the couch I walked her out and we kissed again on the porch before she left and she had even mentioned hanging out again this week.

So since then we exchanged a few snapchats back and fourth but then I texted her to meet up again the other night and she didn't respond. I realize this is more than likely dead in the water since I didn't make more of a move but does anyone have any idea of how I could salvage this? Or just drop it?

[RmBoyos]

On the subject of not making a move..

Hung out with this girl for the third time and we ended up on my couch together and I didn't make a move. Stupid I know. We had already made out on the first date, I got sick and had to leave the second date early. After I didn't make a move on the couch I walked her out and we kissed again on the porch before she left and she had even mentioned hanging out again this week.

So since then we exchanged a few snapchats back and fourth but then I texted her to meet up again the other night and she didn't respond. I realize this is more than likely dead in the water since I didn't make more of a move but does anyone have any idea of how I could salvage this? Or just drop it?

how many more chances are you going to fuk up hahahaha

youre lucky to get 3....

try for one more and ffs at least touch the ass jesus christ

[American Psycho]

can not confirm all swedish chicks love metal. There are metalheads like there is everywhere, but it's not like we get that chit on the radio here.

I think the mountain air is fuking with your head buddy, that chick is a dog compared to the ones you usually post. That or they all look like the abominable fuking snowman up there, ayy lmao

if you dont mind sharing, post or aware the prime minister of your writing if you have anything published. I'd like to read it, you have some.. interesting ideas, lol

well freezing temps cause frostbite, and any damage to your skin is bad news. Aging skin is bad news. Frostbite is a constant barrage of bad news.

She's not super hot, maybe a 6 these pics considered. Sure she looks way better irl. + have never had a Swedish chick, so being Swedish myself, I want.

[awilll]

how many more chances are you going to fuk up hahahaha

youre lucky to get 3....

try for one more and ffs at least touch the ass jesus christ

lol you have no idea how pissed I am at myself

Not that's it's a good excuse but she was petting my roomate's damn cat that decided to sit between us. Should've just thrown the thing off the couch and gone for it

[UnclRuckus]

well freezing temps cause frostbite, and any damage to your skin is bad news. Aging skin is bad news. Frostbite is a constant barrage of bad news.

She's not super hot, maybe a 6 these pics considered. Sure she looks way better irl. + have never had a Swedish chick, so being Swedish myself, I want.

>claims to be swedish

>never fuarked swedish chick

välj en bror

true about the skin though, I have the hands of an old man because of the fuking cold. Smash her then

[American Psycho]

lol you have no idea how pissed I am at myself

Not that's it's a good excuse but she was petting my roomate's damn cat that decided to sit between us. Should've just thrown the thing off the couch and gone for it

She was waiting for you to pet the cat and touch her hand. Oldest trick in the book!

>claims to be swedish

>never fuarked swedish chick

välj en bror

true about the skin though, I have the hands of an old man because of the fuking cold. Smash her then

Northern Europe genes and Swedish last name brah. Can't even claim to be an American anymore cause PC says South America and North America are the same place. Texan maybe. I most identify as an alt-righter.

[awilll]

She was waiting for you to pet the cat and touch her hand. Oldest trick in the book!

Ugh you're probably right.

Any ideas on what to text her? Just ignore the fact that she didn't respond to the last one and tell her we should hang?

Not that I think the wording of the text will do much to change her mind one way or another

[Jordan4690]

Is there still a way to fake your location? Fake gps doesnt seem to work?

[W1LLW]

Deleted tinder boyos. I'm not a regular poster itt but I am a veteran. Been meandering Europe the last 2 years and I've smashed chicks in Helsinki, Stockholm, Madrid, sotogrande, Glasgow, Kiev, London, Austria, Paris, and I think I just... I dunno. I think I just quit. I will admit most of this is due to location. For example, in London I could have banged 3 girls a week if I wanted and was only living there 4 months. Spent EIGHT months in Paris and only pulled one lay off tinder.

I'm in Liverpool now and the girls are much easier to bang by just going out at night and being a foreigner. That said, they're all gross. The scouse accent on a woman sounds putrid.

Also tinder shot themselves in the foot with this new algorithm. I could swipe 200 chicks in a day and get 3 whale matches. My free boost comes a long and I get 22 matches in 30 minutes? It's not even fun anymore. And on top of That, you still have to play the stupid games with the girls not replying, ghosting, or making youbjump through hoops when they're a 5 at best. Just no. I'm way too accomplished, make way too much money, and way too genuine of a person to be burning out mental energy on chicks with a fifth my success. And twice my bmi. Bachelor Brah is officially out the tinder game.

Is there still a way to fake your location? Fake gps doesnt seem to work?

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[RmBoyos]

Deleted tinder boyos. I'm not a regular poster itt but I am a veteran. Been meandering Europe the last 2 years and I've smashed chicks in Helsinki, Stockholm, Madrid, sotogrande, Glasgow, Kiev, London, Austria, Paris, and I think I just... I dunno. I think I just quit. I will admit most of this is due to location. For example, in London I could have banged 3 girls a week if I wanted and was only living there 4 months. Spent EIGHT months in Paris and only pulled one lay off tinder.

I'm in Liverpool now and the girls are much easier to bang by just going out at night and being a foreigner. That said, they're all gross. The scouse accent on a woman sounds putrid.

Also tinder shot themselves in the foot with this new algorithm. I could swipe 200 chicks in a day and get 3 whale matches. My free boost comes a long and I get 22 matches in 30 minutes? It's not even fun anymore. And on top of That, you still have to play the stupid games with the girls not replying, ghosting, or making youbjump through hoops when they're a 5 at best. Just no. I'm way too accomplished, make way too much money, and way too genuine of a person to be burning out mental energy on chicks with a fifth my success. And twice my bmi. Bachelor Brah is officially out the tinder game.




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agreed - its almost piercing on the ears - no thx jeff


fukkin lold at double bmi

[ballieveryday]

On the subject of not making a move..

Hung out with this girl for the third time and we ended up on my couch together and I didn't make a move. Stupid I know. We had already made out on the first date, I got sick and had to leave the second date early. After I didn't make a move on the couch I walked her out and we kissed again on the porch before she left and she had even mentioned hanging out again this week.

So since then we exchanged a few snapchats back and fourth but then I texted her to meet up again the other night and she didn't respond. I realize this is more than likely dead in the water since I didn't make more of a move but does anyone have any idea of how I could salvage this? Or just drop it?

Seems like you made the same mistake I did, but you had more chances than I did. At least you got a kiss. I didn't even get a hug from this recent one I had at my place. If you have other girls then drop it, but maybe wait a little bit and try asking her out again if she's still responding.

[Explainme44]

What u trying to do bro? More info, feel free to PM

PM'd you.