GF's parents are throwing holiday BBQ party - Gonna steal the show tonight. (PICS)

[weddingsoup]

her dad probably talked so much chit about you after you left. you looked like an elf drug-lord who was exiled from the north pole.

[GnarlySheen]

MrAWatts delivered.

He had inch stuffers in the heals.





jk but damn, the misc really did get to him lol. Poor guy.

[badbl00d]

All right boys, party's over.

GF was pissed at first that I didn't take it seriously, but then she got on board and rolled with it. That's why we love each other

Her parents were very nice and hospitable. I think they liked me, judging by their body language and responsiveness as the conversations were flowing smoothly.

There was also some family, cousins, and I guess family friends - probably 15-20 people total.

One of her uncles/family friends tried taking jabs at my outfit, but I quickly put him in his place by teasing him about his obesity.

Also, father was kind of disappointed that I didn't want to drink with him, but I told him I had to drive his daughter home safely . Truth is, I am well over my macros and calories today, LOL.

I think I made a great overall impression and was definitely the dominant driving force for all the events and conversations that night. Got a few compliments on my physique, sharp wit, and good looks (One old hag was clearly hitting on me, probably to make GF jealous)

GF said she admired how I handled every test they threw at me and promised to reward me BIG TIME next time we see each other (wink wink).

So here it is boys and girls.

For your sake, I really hope that her dad never finds out you didn't skip drinking for macros, he's going to think you're a massive *******. SRS

[Tinge52]

i got like 50-60 lbs on you and have never once been concerned about being "too buff" for anyone....

kids these days, pick up a dumb bell for 3 months and think theyre jacked AF

[StrongFella]

[Jacobcapra]

Now, since I'm quite a buff guy, I don't want them to get a wrong impression of me or feel intimidated by my physical presence. I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.

Stats

5'11" 160 lb.

straight auschwitz



Strong ***got shirt, ***got shoes and ***got mirror.

strong frauding height


strong everything, lmao you continually prove to be a sad individual

[mikenorwood961]

Strong confidence when your shirt matches your bed

[Brian0602]

MrAWatts delivered.

Wait...

Is this mother ****er really wearing "house shoes?"

Really?


Edit: To the OP: mirin the shirt for a fun summer BBQ with some brahs.
Not mirin that moose knuckle in the second pic.

[Yachty]

did u steal the show?


cuz ill have u know the show was mine and id like it back before i call the police. theft is not a joke

[Jacobcapra]

lmao at all the jealous cucks hating on OP.

i'm mirin hard as well. brb, colorful but classy shirt

brb sportcoat jeans combo
brb perfectly fitting
brb good sized but not too overbearing bulge

her parents are going to be very impressed srs




if that beta cuck mrwatts is in here he should take notes. OP has the fashion game on lockdown.

lmao this is so out of the blue, it's painfully obvious this is an alt jawbruh

[dingler]

buff
5'11 160

pick one

[Boston03G35]

Blew thru my reps quick in this thread

me too, my co-worker keeps looking at me because I'm dying at these posts

[JPF82]

Saw this video and though poor lil leezurd

Just trying to stay cool.

[GreenWave1]

You try so hard to be a quality troll JB. You put effort into the setup. All the bait is there.

You just can't pull it off.

Some of it is your lame sense of humor. Like how you go right to insults or posting someone's AVI.

Sad to see.

Keep working at it. One day you might, just might, make it.

[jawbruh]

Stats

5'11" 160 lb.

straight auschwitz

[img]https://s21.postimg.org/5n9wbk0wn/gf_bbq.png[img]

Strong ***got shirt, ***got shoes and ***got mirror.

strong frauding height


strong everything, lmao you continually prove to be a sad individual

lmao this is so out of the blue, it's painfully obvious this is an alt jawbruh

Anybody wants to guess whose fiance I had an intercourse with?

You try so hard to be a quality troll JB. You put effort into the setup. All the bait is there.

You just can't pull it off.

Some of it is your lame sense of humor. Like how you go right to insults or posting someone's AVI.

Sad to see.

Keep working at it. One day you might, just might, make it.

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Join Date: May 2006

[blackflgst]

Aren't you the same guy who wore those floral print chucks with girl jeans?

[GreenWave1]

Anybody wants to guess whose fiance I had an intercourse with?

say no more...

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Join Date: May 2006

[img]http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/profile-photo/222682/6c4e2b7e11c24ad28b1b75e436b1dd34.jpg[img]

Exactly. Make comments about someone's woman and post my AVI.

Lazy trolling at best.

Personally, I blame your obvious malnutrition.

I put a call in to Unicef. They are going to airdrop a large supply of food to you ASAP. Based on your AVI, I'm assuming your diet is mostly Soy based, so we've taken that into consideration. We're hoping it gets there before you starve.

[badbl00d]

[QUOTE=GreenWave1;1460992543][QUOTE=jawbruh;1460991153]Anybody wants to guess whose fiance I had an intercourse with?

say no more...

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Join Date: May 2006

Exactly. Make comments about someone's woman and post my AVI.

Lazy trolling at best.

Personally, I blame your obvious malnutrition.

I put a call in to Unicef. They are going to airdrop a large supply of food to you ASAP. Based on your AVI, I'm assuming your diet is mostly Soy based, so we've taken that into consideration. We're hoping it gets there before you starve.

Damn...Op must be a real prick if it's bringing out HOF level savagery like this.

[SirFapsAIot]

Okay, here's a little background on us.

We've been together for 3 months are things are going so great she finally decided to introduce me to her parents. She figured today would be a good day and the timing is just right.

Now, since I'm quite a buff guy, I don't want them to get a wrong impression of me or feel intimidated by my physical presence. I put together this casual outfit to defuse any tension that might arise due to my overly muscular physique.

Feel free to post your opinions or suggestions.

Leaving in 2 hours!

looks like oscar the grouch puked on you srs

lol @ skinny jeans

nice clown shoes

conclusion: OP is a ****g0t

[jawbruh]

looks like oscar the grouch puked on you srs

lol @ skinny jeans

nice clown shoes

conclusion: OP is a ****g0t

Thanks man, appreciate it.

[NizzoFoShizzo]

Hi mom, meet tom Selleck, the gayer version

[wrassler45]

Just seeing this thread but.....

Buff
Skinny Jeans


You cannot have both

[BustaCapp]

Looks like Don Johnson got anorexia.

[exbuffstuff]

Stats:

Height: 5'11"

Shoe Size: 92

Jesus dude...you have some fuking snow skis there homeboy!

Winter is never an issue for you, is it?

Banned bigfooted MOFO!

Also, IKEA called...they want those tacky ass mirrors back too.

[theoxinthebox]

Shocking mate, terrible

[awfukbye98]

160lbs








Buff guy








Choose one.

one

[Girthantoklops]

looking huge bro