Has Anyone Crawled Out Of A Larger Hole Than Me?

[JtotheIzzo]

I am 30 years old and will be 31 this October.


I am unemployed/broke and live with my 61 year old mother who financially takes care of me.


I have 60,000 dollars in student loan debt and a two year degree in Business Management. I have so much debt because I went to a 4 year university and screwed around and was put on academic suspension. I never got a degree from the 4 year university because of that.


I live in Americus, Georgia which is a small rural town.


I am addicted to porn and fapping and looking at women with glow on the misc. I fap 5 times a day and look at porn/porn gifs hours on end.


I am a virgin and never had a girlfriend. I have no friends and am a FA.


I don't have a car and don't have a driver's license but I do have a learner's license.


I have only worked one job my whole life; a work study job while in school.


I am 5'9'' and weigh 275 pounds.

[GodbeBryant]

pretty big hole for a pretty big dude.

u can make it if you really want

[LaCosaNostra90]

You are not going to make it

[KillahJon]

i really thought the title of the thread was about something else LOL

[JtotheIzzo]

You are not going to make it

If I do make it won't it be a testament to human greatness? I'm serious not trying to bullshyt, though I don't really believe in myself that I can.

[jpablot]

I thought this was about your mom's poon

[darudefartstorm]

the first step to fixing a problem is recognizing the problem. you've got a start, buddy

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

try getting a job doofus

[zhengterry]

look online for some govt assistance

[JtotheIzzo]

the first step to fixing a problem is recognizing the problem. you've got a start, buddy

Even if you recognize a problem doesn't mean it can be fixed. Most miscers including myself are losers and realize that we are. That doesn't change our fate though.

[PeteJonesHTX]

Lose weight, gain more confidence.

Find job, gain even more confidence.

[Raylan]

Debt seems to be the hardest problem to deal with in that list OP, at least imo. The others just require some effort and willpower. I believe in you, srs.

[RJBRAH]

Yes, you can still succeed.

It's not going to be easy and it's going to take time (years) but 3-5 years from now you could be looking back on this time and laughing. You are going to need the mindset of a warrior though, no more pussy-footing around, you have to get angry and dedicate all your time to making things right.

[TommyRO]

yes people have, yours isn't even that serious you just need to get some discipline

[WrestlingFan123]

I got myself into trouble with credit cards in college.

Racked up around $20k of debt (outside of student loans which were pretty small ~ $7.5k due to pops having the GI Bill and me getting 80% tuition waiver) paying for my housing and final quarters of University. Got a **** tier degree in History just to finish up (only need a couple of courses to get my Business Management Economics Degree). Worked a **** tier job as management at Walgreens for a few years, had to resign due to impending drug test. Somehow got a job at the University I had graduated from but at their satellite campus 30+ miles away working 4-5 hr shifts. Was able to transfer to the main campus making around $36k a year, started climbing out of debt (most went to collections besides the student loan), when I got a DUI which sent me spiraling again. Practiced austerity for 2-3 years as I was promoted internally, ended up at around $65k after 5 years. Worked out agreements with all the collection agencies and settled for .30 - .40 cents on the dollar and some even allowed payment plans, finally have my credit at a decent level (+700). Just accepted a new job making $90k + at a health care facility so I feel like my life is finally on track, only took me 10 years from graduation to today lol.

[ocill88]

You need to drop 40 pounds first things first. Second you should be able to get a decent job with a 2 year degree.

[weddingsoup]

you make this thread weekly, you fatass.

[AtomicVeggie]

Considering you're the size of a small car I could probably climb through a much smaller hole than you if necessary

[Fsharpasharp]

[imperialmisc]

I remember trying to help you before but I guess you didn't listen. Make small goals each day that you can accomplish until you get to where you want to be.

A lot of people have had chitty hands in life but you have no one to blame but yourself. Quit being a victim and start being proactive or just continue to rot.

[deaglebrah]

You've been posting this chit FOR YEARS. Have you ever thought about actually doing something?

[YourIHero]

That's pathetic, Andy

[badbart]

1. Stop feeling sorry for yourself

[NotANun21]

Wetbreasts made it and he was fatter and more FA

[Bohdizzle]

pics of 61 year old mother?

[7Friday7]

maybe instead of making these same pity party threads, go out and make a fuk'n difference in your pathetic life?

I'm going to go in on you.

Listen here "Jizzo" (such a stupid fuk'n name first of all), get your lazy self hating fat ass up and get out into the real world, where chit doesn't revolve around you. Stop playing with your dipstick all day long and make something of your already pathetic life. You're 31 for christ sake, time to stop sucking off of momma's nipples and fiddling with your balls and get out on your own you lazy pathetic fat fuk. I'm dead ass serious right now. You're a living breathing waste of space. dead srs. Holy chit, I cannot even fathom how you let yourself get this way, oh wait, yes I can, you're a lazy fuk'n moocher pig. Jesus F Christ, if you don't kill yourself from being so fuk'n depressed, you're gonna die from all the cheetos and chit you eat all day long. Instead of being a little bitc*, get up and fix your issues. I have absolute zero respect for people who complain about chit and don't make a difference in their life. KYS if you're not gonna try. Geez, I'm out.

[SeymourGains]

7 billion people on the planet.

Stop crying and fist yourself

[wailshark]

If I do make it won't it be a testament to human greatness? I'm serious not trying to bullshyt, though I don't really believe in myself that I can.

No it won't be a testament to human greatness. People have accomplished a lot more with a lot less.
If you don't start believing in yourself nobody else sure as hell will.

This post is so damn ironic considering your sig.

[JB05]

That's a lot of chit, but you can do it. Focus on one problem at a time

Can't drive? Make getting a license your goal. Figure out what you have to do to make that happen, then execute

Then get a job

Then get a car

Then get a gym membership

Then learn to cook a few basic, healthy meals for yourself

Get to around 200 and you'll look a lot better

Get a better job

Work on moving out, maybe to a bigger city where you can get a better job

No reason you can't accomplish these. Just execute on the steps it takes to complete them.

[Alreadydeaddamn]

You should follow the little Nixon quote you have with you. First of all get your drivers license, get a job, work, pay off your debt slowly. As for your weight instead of paying and going to a gym run and do some push ups, sit ups, squats and eat healthy.