LOL, let me explain, the other day Patty and I went to my sons house to drop off some stuff, on the way back I told her I wanted to go to the front of the house and climb the school fence (there is a school right across the street from my house)
She looked at me like I was crazy and she said "What the hell for?" I said, I just want to see how fast I can climb it, she looks at me sideways, but says whatever.
When we are getting close to the house roughly 5 blocks or so, she says "Oh let me stop at Tina's I want to see the girls" (our grandchildren) and I say, but you have to stop at the house. She says for what? And I say, cause I want to climb the fence, how can you forget we just talked about it!!
She turns to me and says, "Because John you are a 50 year old man, of course I forgot that you wanted to go climb a fence!!" We both break out laughing, but I still told her to take me to the school. I was about to climb the fence, but the damn school change the fence, the holes are extremely small, I can barely get my fingers in them. I was disappointed that I did not get to climb the fence, Patty turns to me and says, "You know John, you really are crazy"
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09-01-2016, 01:48 PM #1Da1UnV
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Am I crazy?
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09-01-2016, 01:50 PM #2Going back to beast mode
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Yes. Yes, you are.Originally Posted by bodyhard
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 01:54 PM #3Going back to beast mode
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You KNOW I laughed my ass off the first time you guys jumped the fence (for those who don't know, their hotel was literally, right behind my apts).Originally Posted by bodyhard
And for all?: John, really IS crazy."If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 02:15 PM #4Mr Flexy's Happy Protégé
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Our backyard backs onto the high school football field and is separated by a chainlink fence. Mr Flexy, at 265 lbs, scales that thing like a spider. I find it remarkable just how agile he is.
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09-01-2016, 02:21 PM #5Mr Flexy's Happy Protégé
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But I'll post anyway! Cheers!!Originally Posted by dbx
No drama: You know where we are.
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09-01-2016, 02:23 PM #6Registered User
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So your trying to get everything done before the surgery I see.
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09-01-2016, 02:26 PM #7Going back to beast mode
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Damn it, you got me thereOriginally Posted by Oceanside
SOB jumped the adjoining fence like he'd done it one thousand times.
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 02:42 PM #8Da1UnV
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LOL, stamped for approval!Originally Posted by dbx
Video of this!Originally Posted by LisaSkinnoble
You are seriously nuts man!Originally Posted by Oceanside
LOL, maybe....Originally Posted by x-trainer ben
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09-01-2016, 02:59 PM #9Da1UnV
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Video of said fence
Pic of said fence
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09-01-2016, 03:21 PM #10Da1UnV
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LMFAO!!! And the thing is after wearing so many sandals I believe this!!Originally Posted by Oceanside
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This is a troubling fact for me. I'm trying...really hard.Originally Posted by Oceanside
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 03:30 PM #12Going back to beast mode
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Without a question, yes. Welcome to MY world.Originally Posted by bodyhard
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 06:22 PM #13Old as dirt...
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FWIW, I give a chite.Originally Posted by LisaSkinnoble
Was friends with Methuselah
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09-01-2016, 06:25 PM #14High Plains Lifter
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Thanks for sharing that, Mr. Ocean!Originally Posted by Oceanside
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09-01-2016, 06:26 PM #15Da1UnV
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Seems I am crazy....
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09-01-2016, 06:38 PM #16Going back to beast mode
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You are "off the chain", sir, no fckg doubt. I offered to take them to their hotel, and OS says, "**** it, we'll climb the fence."Originally Posted by Oceanside
Yes. Yes, you are.Originally Posted by bodyhard
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 06:40 PM #17Da1UnV
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As we all are my good friend, one way or another, we all are......Originally Posted by dbx
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I'm thinking practicing climbing these fences are a good idea when your running from the cops OP
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They stayed at a hotel that was literally, right next to my apts. They jumped the fence twice, just to keep "it easy".Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis
. LMFAO!!
Two of the coolest mo-fos on the planet.....srs."If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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09-01-2016, 07:13 PM #20Da1UnV
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Cops chases always make jumping/climbing fences that much easier!Originally Posted by MajorTendonitis
At the risk of sounding homo, (you know how much I hate the homo'sOriginally Posted by dbx
They stayed at a hotel that was literally, right next to my apts. They jumped the fence twice, just to keep "it easy".. LMFAO!!
Two of the coolest mo-fos on the planet.....srs.) right back at ya kid, you are up there with the best of them...
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09-01-2016, 07:53 PM #21Going back to beast mode
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OMG, I missed these clipsOriginally Posted by bodyhard
Video of said fence
Pic of said fence
. LMFAO!
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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lmfao!!!Originally Posted by dbx
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09-02-2016, 04:46 AM #23Da1UnV
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You know I have to show and tell part of my craziness!Originally Posted by dbx
OMG, I missed these clips. LMFAO!
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tad harsh don't ya think?Originally Posted by dbx
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09-02-2016, 05:45 AM #26
Something seems odd about that park. I went to public school and I'd never seen benches and those chess tables in any school park/playground, only in regular city parks. Is that a new thing they're doing these days?
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BH--your disposition in life probably keeps you looking/feeling younger than you are--more than your healthy fitness lifestyle does. People have always called me a just 'big kid' my whole life too. I consider it a compliment!
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09-02-2016, 06:24 AM #28High Plains Lifter
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Instead of a wall, I suggest that we build a fence. If Mr. BodyHard can't climb it, nobody can.
But, not like this one. This is Obama's fence:
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a 50 year old man should be more worried about fracturing a hip bone over whether they are agile enough to scale a chain link fence...
...just saying....
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09-02-2016, 10:34 AM #30Registered User
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Keep climbing fences John, don't let that kid inside go. I still climb trees and take stupid chances because it's fun.
Originally Posted by LisaSkinnoble
I can see why you want to stay anonymous online. Not exactly the most proportional response and something you probably wouldn't say to a woman's face... not over this. I'm confident you wouldn't say it if Jim was standing right next to her. Maybe I'm wrong...Originally Posted by dbx
SOB jumped the adjoining fence like he'd done it one thousand times.
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