Baldy OP Lives out Plot of Titanic with Beautiful Foreign Girl (PICS)(VID)(BRAG)

[Schnitzl]

Ofc she didn't bang, she on dat Dere kawk time

[Kev1972]

Stopped reading at neither one of you could afford your own room.

Misc, we romper room now.

[MooseBrah]

Was hoping to hear a story about a boat sinking and maybe opie surviving by floating on a piece of wood, but w/e.


GJDM and good luck if you meet up again and update us if that happens.

[jakeeck]

Stopped reading at neither one of you could afford your own room.

Misc, we romper room now.

I'm glad you stopped reading there. You obviously wouldn't have been able to comprehend the rest of it... *******

Was hoping to hear a story about a boat sinking and maybe opie surviving by floating on a piece of wood, but w/e.


GJDM and good luck if you meet up again and update us if that happens.

thanks brah

[Rojoh]

. It was just barely in her hair.. it was water for all anyone else knew

What. Have you ever seen cum in hair?

[jakeeck]

What. Have you ever seen cum in hair?

it just looked wet *******.. it's not like she left a glob of jizz chillin there.. fukkin swear on me mum the things I have to clarify in here

[Ermahgerdd]

gjdm, can tell the last 2 pics you posted are chitty and shes better looking than that

[FlexLex]

98% chance story is fake but good writing skills, definitely kept my half chub for most of it.

[jakeeck]

98% chance story is fake but good writing skills, definitely kept my half chub for most of it.

Do you really think people would do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

Nothing I said is even exaggerated a little bit, that ain't me. Although I might have lied about having pizza, because the pizza he made for us was fkin terrible and a disgrace to actual pizza.

[Beararms]

Good read brah, had me smiling the whole time. Monica

[FlexLex]

Do you really think people would do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

Nothing I said is even exaggerated a little bit, that ain't me. Although I might have lied about having pizza, because the pizza he made for us was fkin terrible and a disgrace to actual pizza.

Fair enough. Just a couple of follow up questions to get this story straight

1) Why would you share a room with your mother and sister? How old are you?

2) Did I read wrong or did you say you came all up in her mouth and face and then proceed to make out with her? Did you legit lap up your own pie filling?

[jakeeck]

Fair enough. Just a couple of follow up questions to get this story straight

1) Why would you share a room with your mother and sister? How old are you?

2) Did I read wrong or did you say you came all up in her mouth and face and then proceed to make out with her? Did you legit lap up your own pie filling?

I'm 26 and my mom paid for the vacation for us and couldn't afford another room. (I actually assumed I would have my own room.. found out when we left that I didn't.. w/e no biggie) She loves to take us on family vacations because I moved all the way across the country and she doesn't get to see me often.

Nah none of it got into her mouth she had pulled away a bit.

[DeusExTerra]

now THIS is how you make a thread. repped.



also kind of funny OP, because this weekend I was in Miami Beach myself, and met a smokeshow Lithuanian broad. We did everything but have sex (she claimed on period).. but I have her ********, snapchat etc. now and I going to plan to visit her at some point. Already doing a Eurotrip in the spring anyways.



we're all gonna make it

[jakeeck]

now THIS is how you make a thread. repped.



also kind of funny OP, because this weekend I was in Miami Beach myself, and met a smokeshow Lithuanian broad. We did everything but have sex (she claimed on period).. but I have her ********, snapchat etc. now and I going to plan to visit her at some point. Already doing a Eurotrip in the spring anyways.



we're all gonna make it

fuarkk yeah brah

[FlexLex]

Ok everything checks out young sir, just gonna need a pic of that ripe ass you didnt get a piece of

[whitepaper]

Jakeeck.

Nice work, man.

You pushed your comfort zone, you had a blast with what seems to be a genuinely interesting person, and you made the most of a cruise trip with your mom and sister. In all honesty, how many people can say that they expect good things from going on a cruise ship with your mom and sister? You tell anyone that it's what you have planned next week, and they feel sorry for you. Yet you've got this interesting story to tell, and a great looking Latina. And you're bald, but hopefully you're realising that some people couldn't care less.

Keep this momentum going for as long as you can.





























































Pics of your sister.

[BetaThanU]

Good work. When will be mine turn.

What's the future hold? Is it even possible for you two due to logistics?

[jakeeck]

Jakeeck.

Nice work, man.

You pushed your comfort zone, you had a blast with what seems to be a genuinely interesting person, and you made the most of a cruise trip with your mom and sister. In all honesty, how many people can say that they expect good things from going on a cruise ship with your mom and sister? You tell anyone that it's what you have planned next week, and they feel sorry for you. Yet you've got this interesting story to tell, and a great looking Latina. And you're bald, but hopefully you're realising that some people couldn't care less.

Keep this momentum going for as long as you can.





























































Pics of your sister.

Haha thanks man

Good work. When will be mine turn.

What's the future hold? Is it even possible for you two due to logistics?

Who knows.. I'm not gonna get ahead of myself.. we plan on visiting each other so that'll be step 1. It won't be that expensive of a vacation for me to fly out there and stay at her place, but I want to learn Spanish better first. She also said she wants to vacation to L.A. with her mom around the New Year and would come visit me in AZ then.

[VTheKing]

good **** brah, nevermind the rotters who have never touched a girl they aren't related to

just don't get too obsessive-compulsive over her. at the end of the day it might've been just a fling in her eyes, and don't assume that having good chats and BJ's = happy life together. good idea to see each other again, but keep that in mind.

[jakeeck]

good **** brah, nevermind the rotters who have never touched a girl they aren't related to

just don't get too obsessive-compulsive over her. at the end of the day it might've been just a fling in her eyes, and don't assume that having good chats and BJ's = happy life together. good idea to see each other again, but keep that in mind.

For sure man.. I'm pretty grounded atm. TBH even if this thing ended today I'd still be ecstatic with what happened. Mostly because I pushed myself out of my comfort zone and gained a **** ton of confidence.

[Maxlol200]

Do you really think people would do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

Nothing I said is even exaggerated a little bit, that ain't me. Although I might have lied about having pizza, because the pizza he made for us was fkin terrible and a disgrace to actual pizza.

Ive never heard of a carnival cruise with good pizza, grandparents were on one and never ate pizza, I was on two (throughout 5 years) and the pizza has always been sooo ****.

[jakeeck]

Ive never heard of a carnival cruise with good pizza, grandparents were on one and never ate pizza, I was on two (throughout 5 years) and the pizza has always been sooo ****.

It was edible when they cooked it right, but the first one I ordered legit had the texture of a skin flap.. im not sure if he even put it in the oven. I picked up the slice and all the toppings just slipped right off

[BrahAndrew]

Just wait until you visit South America and see all of the other hnngggg latinas with dat ass...

[BAMF11]

It was edible when they cooked it right, but the first one I ordered legit had the texture of a skin flap.. im not sure if he even put it in the oven. I picked up the slice and all the toppings just slipped right off

Yeah I always thought the food on those cruises is pretty mediocre. I still think they can be fun though as its pretty easy to meet girls, and its really easy to plan and an overall good value. They are touristy as **** though and a lot of the people that are on there are trash.

[potatoebrah1]

Any more picture of the chick on the left?

LMAO I don't understand what is happening in this picture. Do sloots have no shame? Are you really gonna make a slooty derp face pose with your grama? WTF?

[jakeeck]

Yeah I always thought the food on those cruises is pretty mediocre. I still think they can be fun though as its pretty easy to meet girls, and its really easy to plan and an overall good value. They are touristy as **** though and a lot of the people that are on there are trash.

Yeah the food at the formal dinners is usually pretty damn good imo, but the buffet style is just meh.

But yeah like you said great value and there's always something you can do. Agree on some of the people though.

[PolyBrahh]

Love cruises. Drunk the entire time and order everything on the menu at dinner. Hope someday I meet a chick like that on one.

but bald at 26 wot? do you just choose to shave it?

[jakeeck]

Love cruises. Drunk the entire time and order everything on the menu at dinner. Hope someday I meet a chick like that on one.

but bald at 26 wot? do you just choose to shave it?

I'm like a NW3/4.. I actually have hair in that vid, but the lighting and the fact that it's super short makes me look totally bald.

[JoeyCraig]

Sounds like an awesome time man.. especially getting you out of your comfort zone, that feeling is great. I know your feel though.. meeting such a spectacular woman on vacation.. i've literally had it happen so many times, but I swear I catch the feels so easily.. I meet a great girl overseas and all I can do is reminisce the times we had because I have my own life back at home. If nothing comes out of the relationship, be glad it happened at all. Moments like that is what life is all about!

[jakeeck]

Sounds like an awesome time man.. especially getting you out of your comfort zone, that feeling is great. I know your feel though.. meeting such a spectacular woman on vacation.. i've literally had it happen so many times, but I swear I catch the feels so easily.. I meet a great girl overseas and all I can do is reminisce the times we had because I have my own life back at home. If nothing comes out of the relationship, be glad it happened at all. Moments like that is what life is all about!

Exactly man.. well said. I got a great experience out of it no matter what happens from this point on.