dildo snapped half way up my butt, need advice before going to doctors

[Changedmalife]

first off no shame and no homo. Second I was playing with myself tonight with this cheaply made dildo I had bought off amazon, I only paid $8 with free shipping, I am pretty sure the quality was not on point [no pun intended.] It's not too far up my butt, as I can only take so much, I had bought a short dildo for this very reason. I really need advice and things to do to try to remove it before I go to the ER and tell the doctors what happened. I am not sure trying to poop will work it might turn it sideways, I could try.

[sunchine]

Try peppering your angus

[jsluss17]

Buying a cheap one is a big dildon't

[DIREALBOSS]

Go on Grindr And find a BBC to fish it out for you

#relapse2016

[ldurham20]

Did this experience....


































change your life?

[ErnieMccracken]

Shove a knife up there and try to jar it loose with repeated, swift motions.

[johnnyboi123]

>what did op mean by this?

[MustardTiger17]

Pm relapse brah

[niahmas]

Spread your cheeks and take a picture.

[MetalMonarch]

let me take a look for ya ;3

[Fivefootkillerz]

Buying a cheap one is a big dildon't

lold

[Tier0]

Just go to the er and get it handled. Never buy cheap sex toys BTW! Don't let this discourage you from anal play BTW, it's fun to explore! :]


Lmao......

[420Layers]

Why not just tape a vacuum tube to your a55hole?

Saves you money, and embarrassment.

[Changedmalife]

let me take a look for ya ;3

[Changedmalife]

Why not just tape a vacuum tube to your a55hole?

Saves you money, and embarrassment.

Doubt it will work, more than anything it will my rectum to explode or turn inside out. It's not a 100% seal up in your anal because it connects to your body which connects to your thread where you breathe and air is in there.

[MooseBrah]

Can't you do some squats to shake it loose?

[jsluss17]

Why not just tape a vacuum tube to your a55hole?

Saves you money, and embarrassment.

Visions of prolapsed *******

[ErnieMccracken]

Why not just tape a vacuum tube to your a55hole?

Saves you money, and embarrassment.

People have died by sitting on pool drains srs. Imagine trying to act cheeky one moment, and the next your intestines are getting sucked out your bunghole.

[Werehusky]

Brah you really need to go to the ER. If you take exlacs you'll most like create a scenario similar to a bowel obstruction. The colon was not designed to move objects of mass, poop is heavily lubricated with mucus as it passes through the digestive system. Depending on how high (and how much you have impacted it since the beginning) you'll need imaging for a proper Dx.

Don't worry about going to the ER, we see this **** all the time, means nothing to us. Dont know if nurses will judge you the the Doctor wont ever (We only care about treating conditions).

[ErnieMccracken]

Brah you really need to go to the ER. If you take exlacs you'll most like create a scenario similar to a bowel obstruction. The colon was not designed to move objects of mass, poop is heavily lubricated with mucus as it passes through the digestive system. Depending on how high (and how much you have impacted it since the beginning) you'll need imaging for a proper Dx.

Don't worry about going to the ER, we see this **** all the time, means nothing to us. Dont know if nurses will judge you the the Doctor wont ever (We only care about treating conditions).

Not sure if second level trolling or completely unaware

[Tier0]

Brah you really need to go to the ER. If you take exlacs you'll most like create a scenario similar to a bowel obstruction. The colon was not designed to move objects of mass, poop is heavily lubricated with mucus as it passes through the digestive system. Depending on how high (and how much you have impacted it since the beginning) you'll need imaging for a proper Dx.

Don't worry about going to the ER, we see this **** all the time, means nothing to us. Dont know if nurses will judge you the the Doctor wont ever (We only care about treating conditions).

This....

They don't give a fukc, unless they happen to know you in real life, then it's lmao. Anyway, death and serious injury is not worth it.

[biggestmuff]

Buy a bigger one to knock it out the other side.

[Aussie939291]

Guy sitting at a computer with a dildo stuck up his ass posting on the misc pretty much sums this place up

[da2ricky]

thats what you get for buying your dildos from harbor freight

[onescoopandgo]

Better act now than later. People have died from simple **** because they decided to wait it out.

[Changedmalife]

Guy sitting at a computer with a dildo stuck up his ass posting on the misc pretty much sums this place up

Who said I'm on a computer and not mobile laying in my bed or on a toilet?

[SoutheastBeast1]

Don't worry bro, we've all been there. Just go to the ER it will be ok, they've seen it before

[Land_Down_Under]

but who was pics?

[iLiRaM]

strong avi to thread content ratio

[anonkunbrah]

Go on Grindr And find a BBC to fish it out for you

#relapse2016

goddamn you direalboss! your relapse thread made the misc go gay and now miscers are already snapping dildos in their butts leading to medical issues and embarassing hosptializations. look what youve done