Why Do Miscers No Buy Porshes?

[420Layers]

I hope you're 5'3 120 LBs. My cock doesn't even fit in that car



ITT: Miscers who have never owned nice cars trying to talk about them

Elise has room inside, it's just difficult to get inside.

I don't know, I've only sat in one with the roof taken off.

[TheGaucho]

Lol try having a nice car in central NY.
Brb foot of snow every week
Brb salted roads 5months out of the year

[FuqurLs]

you must like paying way too much money for a car that is ugly as sin and has no room in second row

Im going to assume that you havent seen the latest iteration... Way better than the first Gen as they have addressed all the design issues with the first one and I cant imagine how sick it will be in GTS form.

Hhhnnnggg!

[StringerBelll]

Fukking LMAO @ this guy. A "good one is like 100K"?! All Porsches are good. At my old company, one of the upper management guys I worked with took me out for lunch one time in his Porsche. I was mirin the fuk out of it and I wasn't even driving, just riding in it. He told me he bought it used for like $30k and it had less than 10k miles on it when he got it...

The only person who is going to look down on any Porsche is some elitist car obsessed guy, are you really going to buy a car just to impress that guy? Pretty much every sloot is going to mire the fuk out of a Porsche.

After riding in that Porsche, I told myself I would buy one someday, when I made enough money to justify it. Now I do. . I already have a respectable, reliable car as a daily driver. Now I just need a Porsche as my weekend car... soon.jpg

Well said

[StringerBelll]

Im going to assume that you havent seen the latest iteration... Way better than the first Gen as they have addressed all the design issues with the first one and I cant imagine how sick it will be in GTS form.

Hhhnnnggg!

okay me like this one lol

[SmarterChild]

Im going to assume that you havent seen the latest iteration... Way better than the first Gen as they have addressed all the design issues with the first one and I cant imagine how sick it will be in GTS form.

Hhhnnnggg!

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I loved the old ones but this is on another level

[FuqurLs]

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I loved the old ones but this is on another level

The new one is stunning. A few more

[shotgun85]

because they clearly can't even spell it right

how could they even buy one when car salesman troll doesn't even understand what they want?

[SmarterChild]

The new one is stunning. A few more
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wtf the new ones range from 78 to 264k

Could think of a lot of other cars I'd rather have for that much

[FuqurLs]

wtf the new ones range from 78 to 264k

Could think of a lot of other cars I'd rather have for that much

True dat, although I'd take the middle of the road 4S. Already fuaarrkin quick. Its expected to be around 100k states money, but u know how porsche kills it with options pricing.

One of the first models to launch in Europe is the 2017 Panamera 4S, which gets a 2.9-liter, twin-turbo V-6. The big news here is that the turbos are housed within the “V” of the cylinder banks, instead of the traditional location closer to the bottom of the engine. The “hot V” layout results in a more compact engine that can be mounted lower for better balance, which is the same reason Mercedes did it with its twin-turbo 4.0-liter V-8. Throttle response improves as well since the turbos are now closer to the cylinders. Porsche says the Panamera 4S will make 434 hp and 406 lb-ft of torque, which is 14 hp and 22 lb-ft more than the 3.0-liter supercharged six-cylinder powering the 2016 Porsche Panamera 4S. The new 2017 Panamera 4S also debuts a new PDK eight-speed dual-clutch automatic. Acceleration for the all-wheel-drive Panamera 4S sedan is estimated to be as quick as 4.2 seconds from 0-62 mph (with the Sport Chrono Package).

[SmarterChild]

True dat, although I'd take the middle of the road 4S. Already fuaarrkin quick. Its expected to be around 100k states money, but u know how porsche kills it with options pricing.

just thinking about maintenance gave me a headache

[Strangelydrunk]

The newer models of the boxster/carrera are great cars

Far more reliable and practical than most other sports cars while still preserving the feeling of one, and you can get the S models from ~75.000$ and up from new

[Workout4ever]

Why would you get a porshe when you can get a vette




hnnnnnnghhh

[SmarterChild]

Why would you get a porshe when you can get a vette




hnnnnnnghhh

we can start by posting interior pics?

[Insanity_SC]

brb expensive af. need 55K minimum to get a decent used turbo. a lot to shell out for a 10 year old car.

i wouldn't mind moving to a Macan turbo though in a couple years. a brand new cayman is actually pretty sexy too. not the classic 911, but not too shabby

[BigRangs]

Im going to assume that you havent seen the latest iteration... Way better than the first Gen as they have addressed all the design issues with the first one and I cant imagine how sick it will be in GTS form.

Hhhnnnggg!

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Current gen is Aztek level disgusting, but the new ones... just wow

[E90335i]

Well anything is better than BMW, chit tier cars. Not that I have a Porsche though, ayyyy.

And says the guy who can't afford one or ever driven one.

[CrookedDink]

I thought about a Cayman S however I decided a C7 vette would be a better choice for me in the long run. Just waiting for the right Laguna Blue 2LT model to pop up near me for ~50k.

[JrM703]

What is a Porshes?

[snufy]

Rather have hellcat...

[donblaximus]

This is why autists shouldn't be allowed internet access.


Porsches are okay but are garbage compared to GTRs and Corvettes

Not sure if SRS

[donblaximus]

I don't live with my daddy.

Really depends on what type of Porsche

911 Turbo S, GT3, GT3RS, even Panamera Turbo ......then Respect

[donblaximus]

because for 100k id buy a GTR to be honest.

Have you ever driven a GTR? Wonderful piece of engineering but the driver experience is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[BigRangs]

Have you ever driven a GTR? Wonderful piece of engineering but the driver experience is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

My friend just got rid of his GTR for an new M5. GTR was fast as fuk but exactly what you said....

[JackedDave84]

I was definitely thinking about picking up the Cayman GT4 but I ended up buying a civic instead.

Same, but I ended up with a Datsun 120y

[donblaximus]

My friend just got rid of his GTR for an new M5. GTR was fast as fuk but exactly what you said....

Agreed, most people that state Corvette or Hellcat or whatever are mostly interested in going in a straight line and are not too concerned with the driver feedback.
New Z06 is an exception, great car and bang for the buck but not in the same class as a GT3RS.

Unfortunately M5 is also zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[BigRangs]

Really depends on what type of Porsche

911 Turbo S, GT3, GT3RS, even Panamera Turbo ......then Respect

High standards monica...GT3RS are going for 350K right now. I'd love a GT4 but my sales guy said they are going for 40K over sticker.

[1slo5oh]

Why Do Miscers No Buy Porshes?

Because 99% of Miscers fraud about how much they make and cant afford one... especially the ones who cant spell Porsche

[1fast1]

Rather have hellcat...

always laugh at the poverty ass comments in threads like these

[Povertyv12]

never heard of someone driving a porshe, opie.