So me and 5 of my boys were out today having fun and celebrating my friends birthday. At around 12 AM, we decide to get a birthday cake before we go home. We were out of money so we gathered what we could and got our friend a piece of chocolate cake at the nearest cafe. We sit down and ask for forks and wait for 15 minutes, nothing. We go inside (we were sitting outdoors) and ask for forks. The guy tells us he's not going to give us 6 forks for 1 piece of cake even tho we paid 25 for ONE ****ING SLICE. We insist on taking them so the guy starts shouting and soon we do too. Before we know it 15 guys drag me to the upper floor and start beating the living **** out of me. I took AT LEAST 100+ punches, kicks and a knife to my left arm. Fast forward 10 minutes and im being dragged to the police station by the same guys who beat me.
We go in and they start accusing us of attempted robbery and assault. At that time my nose and mouth are bleeding like crazy. I wash the blood off my face and go back to the officer. My friend's dad (who also got beat to ****) is a high ranked police dude (idk how the ranks work but hes up there) calls the officer in the station and tells him to let us out, so the officer lets us ALL out. That's pretty much the whole story buuuttt it shows how ****ed the police system is where i live. Ask away.
Pics as promised:
https://imgur.com/a/tbA0f
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08-03-2016, 05:52 PM #1
I almost died in a fight a few hours ago [STORYTIME] [PICS]
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08-03-2016, 05:54 PM #2⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝ ⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠
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thought thread said "I almost died in a flight a few hours ago"
start reading thread lolling imagining a giant plane
reread thread title
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08-03-2016, 05:55 PM #3Registered User
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08-03-2016, 05:56 PM #4Registered User
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lol. What kind of troll job is this?
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08-03-2016, 05:56 PM #5Registered User
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Which country is this
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08-03-2016, 05:56 PM #6Daniel Larson 2024
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I'm having trouble beveling that 15 guys jumped you over forks?
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08-03-2016, 05:56 PM #7Registered Goober
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Where do you live?
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08-03-2016, 05:57 PM #8Registered User
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Are you in South America by any chance?
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08-03-2016, 05:57 PM #9I eat aas ;)
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Should've asked for spoons instead.
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08-03-2016, 05:57 PM #10Registered User
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i'd punch you too looking at that face
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08-03-2016, 05:57 PM #11Usuario registrado
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Should had stayed at home playing dungeons and dragons OP.
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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08-03-2016, 05:57 PM #12Registered User
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Why didn't you just a couple of forks...6 forks for one piece of cake is a bit ridiculous, I prob would have tried to kill you as well
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08-03-2016, 05:58 PM #13What the cuck?!
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08-03-2016, 06:00 PM #14CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Maybe if u lifted u could beat one of em off
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08-03-2016, 06:01 PM #15Shadow out of time
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Can't have you cake or eat it too... you got forked up..
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he doesn't need to lift to beat all of them offOriginally Posted by RICHSTRONG
heheheohohohaahahoh
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08-03-2016, 06:01 PM #17Registered User
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This seems legit, hope that your friends dad the high ranked police dude is ok
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08-03-2016, 06:02 PM #18What the cuck?!
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Originally Posted by RICHSTRONG
Listen to Richstrong. He's a cool guy, he's trying to help you out.
but really, you should at least lift with your right so you can give 15 handjobs in a row like Rich said.
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Next time you should try having muscle.
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08-03-2016, 06:06 PM #20Registered User
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why did you think you could get away with yelling at a guy while looking like that?
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This how I imagine daily life in India or ****lia
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08-03-2016, 06:09 PM #22do i even diet
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Fuark I want cake
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08-03-2016, 06:16 PM #24No troll. Dead serious.Originally Posted by DDoc
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08-03-2016, 06:17 PM #25Egypt.Originally Posted by HomerJThompson
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08-03-2016, 06:18 PM #26North AfricaOriginally Posted by JtuffA
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08-03-2016, 06:19 PM #27How about you show us your face you beautiful pronstar??Originally Posted by RocknRollMuscle
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08-03-2016, 06:19 PM #28Registered User
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By the looks of that pic, you would not have survived what you say happened to you in that post.
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08-03-2016, 06:22 PM #30My face hasnt even started swelling yet. Will probably post blueface pics tomorrow. And yeah, I have NO idea how i got out alive.Originally Posted by jesterstear
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