My parents have been divorced for about a year now and all legal matters have pretty much been settled since both my sister and I are over 18.
I was swiping away on tinder last night and came across my mom.. was literally stunned for a good 5 minutes.
Is this super weird or am I over reacting with her being single?? Just doesn't seem like a place for a 46 year old woman.
cliffs:
parents divorced
found mom on tinder
what do.
These were her tinder pictures as I know not including them would result in negs.
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07-29-2016, 09:56 AM #1Registered User
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Found my mom on tinder... what do?
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07-29-2016, 09:57 AM #2007
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Do what anyone else would do - swipe left
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07-29-2016, 09:58 AM #3
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07-29-2016, 09:59 AM #4Registered User
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lol yeah I obviously did that. I mean should I approach her and tell her its super weird or just let it be?Originally Posted by dawktwenty
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07-29-2016, 09:59 AM #573% Black.
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Everyone has needs and wishes to be loved by someone, including your mom, OP. It's never too late.
Also, does this mean that your age preference is set to 40+? Unless she lied about her age. Either way, LMFAO.Insert typical Tinder bio here.
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07-29-2016, 09:59 AM #6Who Nose?
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Your mom isn't very hot, but she looks easy at least. Would maybe smash :/
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07-29-2016, 09:59 AM #7007
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I'm sure it is weird for you bu honestly, just let it be. She's her own person.Originally Posted by rulesbroken321
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07-29-2016, 10:00 AM #8Registered User
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did you two match?
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07-29-2016, 10:01 AM #9Registered User
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Would become your step dad
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07-29-2016, 10:02 AM #10Banned
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Thanks for awaring me brah she told me we were exclusive..
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07-29-2016, 10:03 AM #1173% Black.
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OP out here trying to smash all the cougars smh.
Insert typical Tinder bio here.
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07-29-2016, 10:03 AM #12Registered User
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good advice in theory. Im just concerned that my friends will start matching with her. Would be a total disaster.Originally Posted by dawktwenty
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07-29-2016, 10:04 AM #13
Your mom probably still wants sex and companionship. She should get rid of some pounds though.
At least I know not to worry, since your standards aren't very high. ;]Originally Posted by FriendOfFrank
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07-29-2016, 10:04 AM #14AAS Free since '93
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For 46, your mom ain't bad. Bet she's matching with tons of old dudes and getting plowed, just sayin'.
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07-29-2016, 10:05 AM #15Childish Goblino
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I remember the first time I came across your mom on Tinder.
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07-29-2016, 10:05 AM #16Pointy Nips Of Peace
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what else, OP? Smash.
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07-29-2016, 10:06 AM #171:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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Swipe right. YOLO
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07-29-2016, 10:06 AM #18Registered User
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I would suck every drop of liquid out of your mothers body.
I would wipe her azzhole with my tongue.
I would spend every second of my life that I could with as much of my body as possible in her body.
I would contract any thing she has.
I would unload and unload again and again inside her.
I would wash her poossy and fragrant musky azzhole with my tongue.
I would make it that she doesn't go a second of her life without having my semen either in her stomach, poossy or a hole. I would fill her up at every opportunity.Brah
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07-29-2016, 10:07 AM #19Registered User
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it's not like you haven't already been in her vagina
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07-29-2016, 10:09 AM #20Registered User
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How old is your mom? Will you PM her number, I'd love to take her out for a nice steak dinner.Originally Posted by rulesbroken321
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07-29-2016, 10:09 AM #2173% Black.
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Hnnnngh.Originally Posted by TheFuarkingBoss
Insert typical Tinder bio here.
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07-29-2016, 10:09 AM #22Pointy Nips Of Peace
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07-29-2016, 10:10 AM #23I eat aas ;)
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yeah saw her. we matched. good times. just call me daddy.
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07-29-2016, 10:10 AM #24
let me just say OP that your mom has the prettiest lips I've ever come across.
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07-29-2016, 10:12 AM #25Mrs. Black Jesus
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07-29-2016, 10:12 AM #26Registered User
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LOL at posting your mom's tinder pics. You have no shame boyo
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07-29-2016, 10:13 AM #27Segabrah
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Let your mom do her thing. She is a human too.
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07-29-2016, 10:14 AM #28Suh dude aha
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I came across your mom too
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07-29-2016, 10:14 AM #2973% Black.
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Also curious how you got the pics off Tinder, unless you just went to her FB and poached them from there. Lulz.
Insert typical Tinder bio here.
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07-29-2016, 10:14 AM #30Socratesbrah
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I would swipe right and plow through your mom.
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