Miranda Kerr (Supermodel) engaged to Evan Spiegel (Billionaire) [pics] [tour's over]

[Mobraelite]

he's about to lose a lot of money

who was prenup

let's hope he has the smarts or the guidance from advisors to write up a good legal prenup regarding his money

[mewmental]

Do pre nups even protect anything? They are always challenged

[FriendOfFrank]

She is ugly AF, looks like she got hit with a shovel.

He is also a dumbass for not selling to ******** for 16 BILLION DOLLARS....... buddy your app is already hitting the apex of the growth/featuritis curve. It's all downhill.

Meh. Still a billionaire and still has control over his creation. What are you going to do with 16 billion dollars anyways? Be a miserable kunt, like the guy that created Mine Craft and sold it to Microsoft?

[brrealtea]

He's losing half his assets.

[SwayWay]

He's 26 with no kids, decent looking, and multiple billions of dollars.

She's 33 and has a 5 year old kid with Legolas. Sure, she's still beautiful but its like buying a gallon of milk on the day of its expiration.

This/end HE's actually trading down. BAD move on his part.

[Kurial]

Gonna wait for that 5-8 year bump when they are no longer together.

[swoleyo]

Lol he goofed hard. Could have done much better

[MiniManletBrah]

He's not that bad looking

She's not that good looking

Just two average white people getting married as their biological clocks tick down to doomsday

[mewmental]

Personality

[MrDevereaux]

Amuses me that even women with millions of their own marry up. Would have thought that their own money would be enough for them. But it's not.

[Land_Down_Under]

he's doing better than mark cuckerburg

[aal04]

Shes a supermodel with an instagram whore personality.

brb, with Orlando, smash Beiber and suk dinks all night long

Shes bad news. Would smash and dash/change my name, get plastic surgery, fake passport and move to Brazil

[GreenArrow89]

she's known as the massive slooot


120% chance that Evan guy is being cucked already

[2thTEE82]

Muthafukka looks like real life version of Dale Gribble

[EternaLovE]

miranda kerr is a known huge sloot.

[PastaMaster55]

[Arkileon]

isnt she the gold digger with a sht personality?

[GreenArrow89]

I remember how bad she wanted Craig Ferguson's dick

fuaark she's so slutty

[Parkerscott]

Here you have a guy with a harvard education, and whose parents are successful lawyers so he probably had a decent upbringing and should be able to make rational decisions better than your run of the mill American.

Gets offered a buyout from ******** for something like 15B, and he declines. I want to say this was several years ago, and the reasoning behind it was that they had a monetization strategy in place, and they were going to make a lot more than 15B. Fast forward to today, they released snap cash which im pretty sure was a failure, and some news source chit which im pretty sure was a failure, and now you can over lay a piece of toast on your face. The guy should have sold out. I dont think he is ever going to see 15B in his lifetime.

Now hes dating a known goldigging sloot supermodel who is older than him and has a kid, and he plans to marry her?

This has to be some type of zionist troll job, because every autistic goyim on this forum knows better than this guy. There is no way this guy is not trolling. Im going to give him the benefit of the doubt though, and say he might just be playing out an engagement to see how many times he can push her guts in before he calls the thing off.

[MrFrumble]

he's about to lose a lot of money

this. WTF is wrong with the kunt.
it makes you question how genuinely intelligent these supposed entrepreneurs really are.
it is not as if the patterns have not been dissected and understood long before him.

bang her, yes, knowing that she only lusts for your money, but truly lusts for chad, but marry her?! WTF!?

[AWillis]

hope she does anal

[biggerthanurdad]

It doesn't matter how much money somebody has, looks are what make a girls pussy wet. Money might get a girl to want to be with you, but it won't make her sexually attracted to you the way that good looks do. She isn't fantasizing about his flawed face and scrawny body in bed, she's settling for it because of the money.

[RaceRealist]

lmao what do you mean ******* OP?

The 2 things we got to know about Evan Spiegel by this thread (his looks & his fortune) are both very phucking positive. The guy is handsome. So what do you mean with "his personality must be off the charts right?"

Please post me any other good looking billionaire i bet ya cant.

And LOL @ people who think its all about the money, a bunch of very rich kunts (aristocracy) wanted to have a family with my mom yet she sits here with my broke 4ss dad. (Well my father used to be extremely fkn rich 40 years ago with his first family, bought his wife 60K rings that weren't even wedding rings (and remind yourself about inflation), than his first wife died of cancer and started again with me mum only broke AF, 300K in depth baby.) It's all about the kids you will produce brah, as long as one man can provide you all the safety and wellbeing there is to offer, regardless if you have 3million or 3billion in your bank, than it's ALL about the gene matching. Dumb models will look for brainy guys (that ofcourse strongly correlates with success).

[Chezdon]

Mirin his wonky eyes.

Can shag multiple women daily and whoever he wants and he marries this anorexic bish who's used goods.

Lol.

MARRY.

Inb4 news story of her receiving $300m in divorce settlement.

[lunchbox12]

what a cuck. the only reason hes marrying her is because he used to fap to her, im sure.

spiegel used to be pretty alpha, maybe he still is. go read his emails he sent out to his fraternity brothers at stanford.

[lunchbox12]

he's doing better than mark cuckerburg

i hope snapchat takes down ********. zuck is a piece of ****.

[meteoraniac]

would not even marry if im that rich

gf? sure... DanB lifestyle? sure

he should have went the CR7 lifestyle, bang lots of hot chicks, get a kid, shut kids moms mouth and raise kid on his own...

[WrathOfPecan]

who was prenup

let's hope he has the smarts or the guidance from advisors to write up a good legal prenup regarding his money

Even the best prenups get lines and sections invalidated when a SJW judge is deciding the case. Add children and its even worse.

Do pre nups even protect anything? They are always challenged

Technically a prenup can protect your assets from before you got married, but not assets acquired during the marriage, especially in liberal states like California and New York, which is probably where they're based 90% of the time.

So lets say his net worth is $2B, and her net worth is $20M, and now they get married.

Then 5 years pass, and his net worth increases by $1B, while her net worth stays stagnant because she's old as fuk for a model and spends whatever she earns.

When they get divorced, she gets $500M or half of his 'newly created' fortune their time together, because supposedly she had something to do with it. And that's just the lump sum...with his income add six-figure child support payments and alimony.



cliffs: he dun goofed.

[Sublime25]

not even mad

[Ashfrolicious]

C'mon guys... there are billions of reasons why she likes him.

LMAO @ marrying a 33 year old woman

the brah should just go marry an 18 year old model, not one whose looks are on a downward descent. Is Kerr hot? Yeah, but why pick her over an 18 year old?

This this this.

What the hell? He could take his pick of many 18 y/o virgin 10/10s.... yet he picks some 33 year old who has already been pumped and dumped, and KNOCKED UP.

He is 26 and a fkn billionaire. Literally the top 0.000000000001% of his kind in the world. And, he marries up a VS model, who is probably getting past the glories of her famous prime and glow. I used to hate a bit on Dan Bilzerian, but sheesh, at least he's doing things better than this guy

Get some hot 18 y/o with gymnast flexibility that fuks like a pornstar haha. I bet Kerr is one of those girls that thinks they're too special to dish out Bon Jovis on demand.

Just proves that facial aesthetics and being a famous millionaire still wasn't enough for Orlando bloom. And being an old billionaire businessman (James Packer) with an uggo face wasn't enough

So?

The moral of the story is, ugly billionaire (James Packer) is greater than aesthetic millionaire (Orlando Bloom).... but (facially) aesthetic, young billionaire (Spiegel) trumps everything