Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now - V34: Puppers and Pectorals

[J1n]

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LOL I'm furious bro ya'll just make me SO FCUKING MAD


But I've been better, brahs. I tore my right quad tendon and I had surgery and all that. Been recovering slowly. My 2nd knee surgery

I'll tell ya though, the day after I tore it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my entire life hands down

[img]http://www.omahaknee.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Quadriceps-Tendon-Rupture.jpg[/ig]

[img]http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000p1pM2DCmb3Y/s/600/600/prn85711DS.jpg[/mg]

damn... how you tear it?

a little grey and gloomy outside, the perfect staying home weather imo.

strong disr

fuk you. Im writing a letter to a fukin congressmen about this ****, i pay a fukload of taxes so that jin can "work" 32 hours a week, (and even some of thsoe are just listening to breaking research on the grapefruit fat loss plan). just gonna write "dear congressman, can confirm, i am house"
this fukin guy out here watching the olympics trying to hurdle over a hoard of coke zero. i am not impressed (srs tho that sucks man, hope it heals up soon for you, on the bright side, best excuse for not doing anything you dont want to)

LOL i do good work when its necessary tho. But srs tho govt waste money all the time. Dude at work was telling me yesterday that the Colonel for another program under our HQ had just spent 70k to redo his fukin office.

[weightsb4dates]

damn... how you tear it?

see above.

inb4 he tore it while taking his cat for a jog

[geoffers12]

bored as hell so we do weekend cliffs

FRIDAY
-work, we done around 1
-think we going out for an early dinner and a drink. we go early so if kid gets fussy we dont ruin anyones date nights
-relax

SATURDAY
-college fball?
-gotta hit up the grocery store
-think i need to mow the lawn
-hang out with wife and baby

SUNDAY
-clean around house
-maybe get to go to the gym? pls o pls o pls
-chill

MONDAY
-nothing
-relax


hoping to log some srs nap time this weekend....

[d3lf]

The real story is I was skateboarding and I did a heelflip (which I landed!), but I landed it weird and my leg buckled beneath me. Sounded like a shirt ripping inside my leg and I knew I dun goofed


but what I've been telling everyone is that I was trying to save my cat from jumping off our balcony and I tried to hurdle a stack of coke zero and didn't make it


also can confirm govt doesn't do sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit esp in construction

hoping to log some srs nap time this weekend....

I see we have the same labor day plans

[bitty_bish]

Weekend Cliffs

Friday:
- Work till 4 (I think, hoping for an early out)
- Meet former sister in law and her family for dinner
- Home
- Hang with my fam
- Much needed sexors
- Bed

Saturday:

- Domestic food and laundry and cleaning shizz
- I'm really not sure?

Sunday:

- Sleep in
- Morning sex
- Hike
- Relax
- Sunday Dinner Steaks with Fam
- TV
- Bed

Monday:

- Work from home half the day
- Take my stepdaughter to my Grandma's grave (she couldn't make it to the funeral)
- Relax
- Prepare for the week
- Bed

[weightsb4dates]

bored as hell so we do weekend cliffs

FRIDAY
-work, we done around 1
-think we going out for an early dinner and a drink. we go early so if kid gets fussy we dont ruin anyones date nights
-relax

SATURDAY
-college fball?
-gotta hit up the grocery store
-think i need to mow the lawn
-hang out with wife and baby

SUNDAY
-clean around house
-maybe get to go to the gym? pls o pls o pls
-chill

MONDAY
-nothing
-relax


hoping to log some srs nap time this weekend....

Mirin that courtesy fam. we usc vs alabama tomorrow, my state against your bub.

The real story is I was skateboarding and I did a heelflip (which I landed!), but I landed it weird and my leg buckled beneath me. Sounded like a shirt ripping inside my leg and I knew I dun goofed


but what I've been telling everyone is that I was trying to save my cat from jumping off our balcony and I tried to hurdle a stack of coke zero and didn't make it


also can confirm govt doesn't do sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit esp in construction



I see we have the same labor day plans

Admirin that heelflip to sketchy landing recovery minus the injury. also, you make any headway on that stuff we spoke about a few months back?

[jbball92]

Tfw have to take a sh*t but the handicap stall is occupied
Can't use normal stalls because shoulders too wide

#5%

[Zackad]

Bold did not happen


But this did
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9D0lKHDh.jpg[img]
3500 cals come the fukkkkkk at me

fuk you steve

not srs <3 looks like you fared better than my sushi adventure detailed below.

oh hey guys what's going on in this thread?

edit: how the fcuk do I still have all of you on spread

edit edit: and I'm not dead I'm just cripple. But thanks zac for including me in OP <3 I logged into Runescape the other day and you were the lone player on my friends list. when are we gonna meet again bby?

hhnnnggg baby

haven't played Runescape probably since that time lmao.

RIP quad tendon, skate injuries are rough

Tfw have to take a sh*t but the handicap stall is occupied
Can't use normal stalls so nice shoulders too wide

#5%

Only poop in the handicap stall crew


LOL jk Only poop at home crew

brief story time on my sushi adventure last night:

-go to favorite sushi place from several years ago
-service and food used to be great
-order appetizers, rolls, wait
-appetizers show up
-consumed
-no food for 20 minutes after
-waitress brings us a bowl of edamame and says sorry for the wait
-consumed
-wait another 30 minutes
-gf finally gets her first roll
-consumed
-I'm still waiting on my two rolls
-I eventually just get up and tell them I'm only gonna pay for gf's roll + appetizers
-pay and leave, still tip because I'm a huge cuck
-waitress hands me 1 of 2 rolls on the way out, apologizing again

Epilogue:
-got boba after. would not recommend peach snow smoothie flavor.

Cliffs:
-waited over an hour for no food, just to tip anyway

[geoffers12]

edit: ^^^ at least you still got the rolls heading out the door?

we outta here in 2 hours

[weightsb4dates]

fuk you steve

not srs <3 looks like you fared better than my sushi adventure detailed below.



hhnnnggg baby

haven't played Runescape probably since that time lmao.

RIP quad tendon, skate injuries are rough



Only poop in the handicap stall crew


LOL jk Only poop at home crew

brief story time on my sushi adventure last night:

-go to favorite sushi place from several years ago
-service and food used to be great
-order appetizers, rolls, wait
-appetizers show up
-consumed
-no food for 20 minutes after
-waitress brings us a bowl of edamame and says sorry for the wait
-consumed
-wait another 30 minutes
-gf finally gets her first roll
-consumed
-I'm still waiting on my two rolls
-I eventually just get up and tell them I'm only gonna pay for gf's roll + appetizers
-pay and leave, still tip because I'm a huge cuck
-waitress hands me 1 of 2 rolls on the way out, apologizing again

Epilogue:
-got boba after. would not recommend peach snow smoothie flavor.

Cliffs:
-waited over an hour for no food, just to tip anyway

itt zack prays that the service sucks so that he can cut out on the tab for the extra items, and recieve them on the way out. Jewcrew approves. did you get some action tho, thats what matters.

edit: ^^^ at least you still got the rolls heading out the door?

we outta here in 2 hours

lucky you. brb 9:02 am, out of here in 7 hours.

edit 6 hours and 58 minutes

[weightsb4dates]

Steve you finna get rustled VV
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=172337243

[jbball92]

fuk you steve

not srs <3 looks like you fared better than my sushi adventure detailed below.



hhnnnggg baby

haven't played Runescape probably since that time lmao.

RIP quad tendon, skate injuries are rough



Only poop in the handicap stall crew


LOL jk Only poop at home crew

brief story time on my sushi adventure last night:

-go to favorite sushi place from several years ago
-service and food used to be great
-order appetizers, rolls, wait
-appetizers show up
-consumed
-no food for 20 minutes after
-waitress brings us a bowl of edamame and says sorry for the wait
-consumed
-wait another 30 minutes
-gf finally gets her first roll
-consumed
-I'm still waiting on my two rolls
-I eventually just get up and tell them I'm only gonna pay for gf's roll + appetizers
-pay and leave, still tip because I'm a huge cuck
-waitress hands me 1 of 2 rolls on the way out, apologizing again

Epilogue:
-got boba after. would not recommend peach snow smoothie flavor.

Cliffs:
-waited over an hour for no food, just to tip anyway

wow bro years of soy consumption clearly raised your estrogen

[Zackad]

edit: ^^^ at least you still got the rolls heading out the door?

we outta here in 2 hours

managed to get 2/3 rolls, so overall wasn't too bad lol. was more so irritated because I hadn't been home since the morning, and just wanted to be able to relax

itt zack prays that the service sucks so that he can cut out on the tab for the extra items, and recieve them on the way out. Jewcrew approves. did you get some action tho, thats what matters.

fuk you caught me

my alpha af display of me not allowing the restaurant to push me around had gf dripping before we even stepped out the door. Then I told her i tipped them 15% and she slapped me, dried up faster than a puddle in the Sahara mid-July.

honestly though I felt sorta bad after leaving lol....considering after all was said and done, I only paid $20 after tip and ended up getting 2 rolls and 2 appetizers lol. in my defense though, I was not expecting the second roll when I decided to leave, and 1 appetizer was offered to us

wow bro years of soy consumption clearly raised your estrogen

brb going to get test levels check

I actually should though...I can't remember the last time I went to a doctor for something that wasn't a clinical trial/LASIK/dentist

edit: lmao wb4ds going in dry

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1460452793

[TheCore84]

a fair amount of it is training, but i would say over 50% is majority of breed and temperament

Think my GSD would be great at this. He's fast as hell and loves to fetch the ball in the water.

[weightsb4dates]

managed to get 2/3 rolls, so overall wasn't too bad lol. was more so irritated because I hadn't been home since the morning, and just wanted to be able to relax



fuk you caught me

my alpha af display of me not allowing the restaurant to push me around had gf dripping before we even stepped out the door. Then I told her i tipped them 15% and she slapped me, dried up faster than a puddle in the Sahara mid-July.

honestly though I felt sorta bad after leaving lol....considering after all was said and done, I only paid $20 after tip and ended up getting 2 rolls and 2 appetizers lol. in my defense though, I was not expecting the second roll when I decided to leave, and 1 appetizer was offered to us



brb going to get test levels check

I actually should though...I can't remember the last time I went to a doctor for something that wasn't a clinical trial/LASIK/dentist

edit: lmao wb4ds going in dry

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1460452793

lol feels bad cause she posted in that thread a few posts later, inb4 "40yo womens suicide note reads "op is a *******, 5/10???" next at 11"

just saw some thing on snapchat that said 15 people who deserve a special spot in hell, i thought it was gonna be actual bad guys, yet it was a bunch of ****in people who left little to no tip. just lol at fukin snapchat trying to guilt me into tipping on horrible service. there was one that was a 1400 dollar order by phone, (i wouldnt of tipped at all srs), and they were being grilled for leaving 10 bucks. like bitch im p sure you can gather up some food and put it in a bag for me to pick up. its not like you were waiting on the person. I get so rustled over people overestimating theyre worth. heres the best tip you can give one of those *******s: Next time you are looking for a job that pays you a certain amount, make sure that amount is agreed upon before accepting the offer.

edit: went back and repped the lady in that thread for being a good sport about the misc roasting here. brb loses glow and starts lifting, then a bunch of 20ish young men start picking apart your looks on a bodybuilding forum. fuahh the internet is a rough place to live boys.

[geoffers12]

lol feels bad cause she posted in that thread a few posts later, inb4 "40yo womens suicide note reads "op is a *******, 5/10???" next at 11"

just saw some thing on snapchat that said 15 people who deserve a special spot in hell, i thought it was gonna be actual bad guys, yet it was a bunch of ****in people who left little to no tip. just lol at fukin snapchat trying to guilt me into tipping on horrible service. there was one that was a 1400 dollar order by phone, (i wouldnt of tipped at all srs), and they were being grilled for leaving 10 bucks. like bitch im p sure you can gather up some food and put it in a bag for me to pick up. its not like you were waiting on the person. I get so rustled over people overestimating theyre worth. heres the best tip you can give one of those *******s: Next time you are looking for a job that pays you a certain amount, make sure that amount is agreed upon before accepting the offer.

wb4d going in dry today

me likey

let the rage run through you


but srs i never tip if i am picking up food.

[dannyg2127]

lol feels bad cause she posted in that thread a few posts later, inb4 "40yo womens suicide note reads "op is a *******, 5/10???" next at 11"

just saw some thing on snapchat that said 15 people who deserve a special spot in hell, i thought it was gonna be actual bad guys, yet it was a bunch of ****in people who left little to no tip. just lol at fukin snapchat trying to guilt me into tipping on horrible service. there was one that was a 1400 dollar order by phone, (i wouldnt of tipped at all srs), and they were being grilled for leaving 10 bucks. like bitch im p sure you can gather up some food and put it in a bag for me to pick up. its not like you were waiting on the person. I get so rustled over people overestimating theyre worth. heres the best tip you can give one of those *******s: Next time you are looking for a job that pays you a certain amount, make sure that amount is agreed upon before accepting the offer.

edit: went back and repped the lady in that thread for being a good sport about the misc roasting here. brb loses glow and starts lifting, then a bunch of 20ish young men start picking apart your looks on a bodybuilding forum. fuahh the internet is a rough place to live boys.

I'm a fair person and definitely not cheap, but one thing I have a hard stance about is how servers/bartenders are so up their own ass about tips. It is such a sense of entitlement it rustles me so much.

[geoffers12]

I'm a fair person and definitely not cheap, but one thing I have a hard stance about is how servers/bartenders are so up their own ass about tips. It is such a sense of entitlement it rustles me so much.

im always confused at how to really tip for a beer.

lets say i walk into a bar and say two yuenglings. they twist off the cap and hand them to me and say $5. what is expected at that point? 10 seconds of effort earn them what?

[Zackad]

lol feels bad cause she posted in that thread a few posts later, inb4 "40yo womens suicide note reads "op is a *******, 5/10???" next at 11"

just saw some thing on snapchat that said 15 people who deserve a special spot in hell, i thought it was gonna be actual bad guys, yet it was a bunch of ****in people who left little to no tip. just lol at fukin snapchat trying to guilt me into tipping on horrible service. there was one that was a 1400 dollar order by phone, (i wouldnt of tipped at all srs), and they were being grilled for leaving 10 bucks. like bitch im p sure you can gather up some food and put it in a bag for me to pick up. its not like you were waiting on the person. I get so rustled over people overestimating theyre worth. heres the best tip you can give one of those *******s: Next time you are looking for a job that pays you a certain amount, make sure that amount is agreed upon before accepting the offer.

edit: went back and repped the lady in that thread for being a good sport about the misc roasting here. brb loses glow and starts lifting, then a bunch of 20ish young men start picking apart your looks on a bodybuilding forum. fuahh the internet is a rough place to live boys.

lmao I always lol when people get all uppity about tipping. the one thing that blows my mind especially is percentage tipping, regardless of cost of meal. A waiter a chilis who serves a $300 bill table is gonna be doing way more fukn work than a waiter at Ruth's Chris who has a $400 table, yet percentages dictate that the ruth's chris waiter deserves more? just fukin lol

Also agreed with you and geoff, I've never once tipped on a to-go order that I was taking out of the restaurant. Why would I? it's no different than going to McDonald's drive through. They didn't do me any special service other than the basics of putting my meal together for me, which is the entire purpose of their establishment.

I also always lol when people complain about how they don't get paid min wage and their tips have to cover it. 1) in some states, they will cover your wage if tips don't cover it, so you are at least getting minimum wage and 2) if you know how the pay structure is set up and don't like depending on the generosity of other people for your livelihood, pick a different job

I only tipped last night because I know (or at least am fairly sure) that it wasn't the waitress' fault that the food didn't come out...they were just really understaffed and way too busy, had like 1 or 2 cooks making rolls. + they were nice about it too. I will leave a sub-$1 tip on a bill if service was bad though. no fuks given. earn what you deserve, restaurant plebs

im always confused at how to really tip for a beer.

lets say i walk into a bar and say two yuenglings. they twist off the cap and hand them to me and say $5. what is expected at that point? 10 seconds of effort earn them what?

forgot about this lol

I remember I went to PB once, and forgot how bad bartenders can be. I'd gone back for a second round of drinks for everyone, but had forgotten to tip the first time since it was so busy and rushed, i ended up waiting for like 15 minutes before the dude helped me. I actually had to call him out for ignoring me, and his response was "You didn't tip your first round"

definitely didn't tip him for the second round

[weightsb4dates]

I'm a fair person and definitely not cheap, but one thing I have a hard stance about is how servers/bartenders are so up their own ass about tips. It is such a sense of entitlement it rustles me so much.

had a buddy tip a bartender 5 dollars on 8 shots in vegas, it was like a hundred bucks. this bish literally poured fluid from a bottle into 8 small glasses, get this NOT A DROP WAS SPILLED!! omg! such skill. ....bish gtfo.

[jbball92]

It's funny. So because restaurant last are cheap and underpay why do I have to pickup the tab!? Not my responsibility

[dannyg2127]

im always confused at how to really tip for a beer.

lets say i walk into a bar and say two yuenglings. they twist off the cap and hand them to me and say $5. what is expected at that point? 10 seconds of effort earn them what?

If you don't give them $1 at least they'll be rustled af, or at least the douchey/young ones will be (which most of them are). I used to work in a bar through high school and college and listening to the waitresses and bartenders complain was soul sucking. The system is so stupid that they have no leg to stand on either and any argument they make would essentially be "I just want that person to give me more money"

[geoffers12]

I only tipped last night because I know (or at least am fairly sure) that it wasn't the waitress' fault that the food didn't come out...they were just really understaffed and way too busy, had like 1 or 2 cooks making rolls. + they were nice about it too. I will leave a sub-$1 tip on a bill if service was bad though. no fuks given. earn what you deserve, restaurant plebs


forgot about this lol

I remember I went to PB once, and forgot how bad bartenders can be. I'd gone back for a second round of drinks for everyone, but had forgotten to tip the first time since it was so busy and rushed, i ended up waiting for like 15 minutes before the dude helped me. I actually had to call him out for ignoring me, and his response was "You didn't tip your first round"

definitely didn't tip him for the second round

i agree with evaluating if it is the waitress' fault. sometimes the problems are behind the closed door of the kitchen and i feel bad knowing they take the brunt of the anger from customers so i would still try to tip some.

ya bartenders are nuts when it comes to that. pisses me off. if you dont tip go ahead and dont plan on getting service the rest of the night

[geoffers12]

It's funny. So because restaurant last are cheap and underpay why do I have to pickup the tab!? Not my responsibility

really they should be mad at their boss or the restaurant for making so they need to get a tip off a $3 beer or otherwise they wont make rent.

[geoffers12]

If you don't give them $1 at least they'll be rustled af, or at least the douchey/young ones will be (which most of them are). I used to work in a bar through high school and college and listening to the waitresses and bartenders complain was soul sucking. The system is so stupid that they have no leg to stand on either and any argument they make would essentially be "I just want that person to give me more money"

ya it sucks since most of the time i dont carry cash. i think thats what i really have learned if going to a drinking place, always have cash so you dont feel weird just dropping a few ones on teh bar and walking away. swiping the CC nonstop and that stupid tip line is the death of it all

[weightsb4dates]

im always confused at how to really tip for a beer.

lets say i walk into a bar and say two yuenglings. they twist off the cap and hand them to me and say $5. what is expected at that point? 10 seconds of effort earn them what?

you wizard, you.

lmao I always lol when people get all uppity about tipping. the one thing that blows my mind especially is percentage tipping, regardless of cost of meal. A waiter a chilis who serves a $300 bill table is gonna be doing way more fukn work than a waiter at Ruth's Chris who has a $400 table, yet percentages dictate that the ruth's chris waiter deserves more? just fukin lol

Also agreed with you and Jeff, I've never once tipped on a to-go order that I was taking out of the restaurant. Why would I? it's no different than going to McDonald's drive through. They didn't do me any special service other than the basics of putting my meal together for me, which is the entire purpose of their establishment.

I also always lol when people complain about how they don't get paid min wage and their tips have to cover it. 1) in some states, they will cover your wage if tips don't cover it, so you are at least getting minimum wage and 2) if you know how the pay structure is set up and don't like depending on the generosity of other people for your livelihood, pick a different job

I only tipped last night because I know (or at least am fairly sure) that it wasn't the waitress' fault that the food didn't come out...they were just really understaffed and way too busy, had like 1 or 2 cooks making rolls. + they were nice about it too. I will leave a sub-$1 tip on a bill if service was bad though. no fuks given. earn what you deserve, restaurant plebs

cot dayum boys couldnt be more proud of the capitalism im seeing in this thread right now. hngggg.

i know my dad used to argue with my sister all teh time because she worked at a fine dining italian place and would be upset about getting tipped $20 on a 300 dollar bottle of wine, but was perfectly ok working at a sports bar/resteraunt before that where she would get 10 dollars for running around back and forth with 50 dollars worth of wings and beer. (simply based on the %)

such a terrible practice. its called capitalism, you allow people to choose who they want to service them, and if that particular person doesnt serve a certain amount of tables because demand for theyre service is low you get rid of them, if you have a guy whos doing very well and is always being requested you pay him more. instead you have to deal with being the bad guy when you dont tip the fukin entitled fukin 21 year old who is more enthsued about watching his dog take a **** then helping you. just lol at these soft fukin establishments backing this behavior

[Zackad]

i agree with evaluating if it is the waitress' fault. sometimes the problems are behind the closed door of the kitchen and i feel bad knowing they take the brunt of the anger from customers so i would still try to tip some.

ya bartenders are nuts when it comes to that. pisses me off. if you dont tip go ahead and dont plan on getting service the rest of the night

depending on what drink/how many I'm getting now, I'll usually add $1-5 dollars on the first round, then stop tipping until the last round lol. haven't had any problems yet. Although I'm fairly lightweight, so usually don't need more than 3-4 rounds total before I'm good and peppered

[TheAmazon]

Rotting at work.
Martial arts
Study?
Walking dead audio book

Saturday
Finally no pre school birthday party to attend
Cardio and and
Cheat meal
Study
Clean

Sunday
Rotting

Monday
Rotting

[TheAmazon]

I do this
But thankfully at one place I frequent the bar tender pours suuuuper heavy
Tip 5 dollars at first then a few tips here and there.
Team drinks 5 to 8 drinks. Less if I pre gamed

Team tipping is dumb
Pay your workers a good wage
Include it in total price
Done

And amen to uppity bartenders. Some ems workers get paid less have a seat buck.

[geoffers12]

had a buddy tip a bartender 5 dollars on 8 shots in vegas, it was like a hundred bucks. this bish literally poured fluid from a bottle into 8 small glasses, get this NOT A DROP WAS SPILLED!! omg! such skill. ....bish gtfo.

just because that shot costs a ridiculous amount doesnt mean the tip has to reflect that.

now if someone asks for some crazy drink that takes 10 minutes..okay i get it. there are places that you can get a real Old Fashioned where they torch the orange on top of the drink and everything. that crap is art and i tip for that.

but if you grab a bottle of well liquor and pour 8 shots and charge $100, dont expect a tip that reflects the price gauging. would probably tip $5 but not be happy about it. not sure they realize that it took them less than 5 minutes and they made $5. making a $ a minute for pouring liquid into a glass. rustled to the maxx