Cliffs:
-Know this girl from work
-hooked up with once a while back not dating 1 time thing
-go out with bunch of coworkers last night for dinner
-pretty close group they all know I've hooked up with her
-joking around as a group making fun of each other
-OP joking makes fun of girls driving skills cause she's always getting pulled over
-Girl responds "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-Entire table busts out laughing
-OP so embarrassed doesn't say much rest of the night
Everybody keeps giving me tips at work today. I want to die
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06-13-2016, 12:17 PM #1Registered User
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Girl says I don't know how to have sex
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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06-13-2016, 12:19 PM #2
Office friendships. So cringe. You're a cuck.
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06-13-2016, 12:19 PM #3Registered User
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phuck her again and nut on her face. bet she doesn't bring it up again.
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06-13-2016, 12:19 PM #4Slicing up eyeballs
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There are videos online you can watch to see how to do it properly.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
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06-13-2016, 12:20 PM #5Tnel is a pig bottom
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Ignore her for life. Ghost her in person, in texts, etc. only engage her if required for work. She no longer exists in your life.
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06-13-2016, 12:20 PM #6Registered User
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06-13-2016, 12:20 PM #7Registered User
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Worst part is there's a new girl who just started recently that's pretty cute.
She wasn't with us last night but worried with all the jokes being made now at work she's gonna hear I suck at sex"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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06-13-2016, 12:21 PM #8Registered User
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rekt
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06-13-2016, 12:21 PM #9████████████████
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Lol wow, that's embarrassing as fuk OP. I don't think there's much else she could have said that would have been worse. This is worse than saying you have a small dick.
How dare you!
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
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06-13-2016, 12:21 PM #10
should have said something about her loose smelly vagina at the table
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06-13-2016, 12:22 PM #11High Octane Guy
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doesn't matter, you still banged her.
on to the next one.
also lol at office friendships. you might actually be a cuck irl. i want to give u the benefit of the doubt brehhanded in my troll card
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06-13-2016, 12:23 PM #12
You're gonna have to play along with a sardonic air like you're so fukkin good in bed the ribbing just slides off you
Or just resign
Cos if you let them know they've got to you you're completely fukked
...are you crap in bed?
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06-13-2016, 12:23 PM #13The legendary miscer
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maybe you dont suck at sex. noh omo
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06-13-2016, 12:24 PM #14
How do you not hit her back with an insult? Probably why you've become the group's punching back. Good Lord. Have a little dignity.
-Girl responds: "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-OP responds: "Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm."
-Girl responds: "Well damn..."
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06-13-2016, 12:24 PM #15
You should have said
"I idc how I was at least I finished"
They might hate you but at least she'll be more rustled than you lol
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06-13-2016, 12:24 PM #16worst poster on the misc
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Op at age 29 if you're not good you're never gonna get good..just ldar
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06-13-2016, 12:26 PM #17World Warrior
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She was just salty that you hit it and quit it.
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06-13-2016, 12:26 PM #18Registered User
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Should of asked her to help you practice your stroke game brah.
keep hustling cuz
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06-13-2016, 12:26 PM #19Registered User
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Probably gonna call in sick the rest of the week.
I might just have to quit"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
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06-13-2016, 12:28 PM #20
It doesn't matter , you live and learn , disregard the bitch , you got an amazing body bro (no homo) and work on your sex / social skills and next time (taken from above)
-OP responds: "Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm." (she wants to play those games , you can play too)
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06-13-2016, 12:28 PM #21Honest US Citizen
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miscer gonna miscer
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06-13-2016, 12:29 PM #22autist detective
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"lol. I don't give a ****, I came. you're good for nothing else"
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06-13-2016, 12:30 PM #23Returning Videotapes
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Lol she must be really something then. 90% of women SUCK at sex, especially when it comes to giving head. Most sloots can't even give a proper handjob.
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06-13-2016, 12:30 PM #24Bastet's Dream
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pics
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06-13-2016, 12:31 PM #25I eat aas ;)
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Don't get your honey where you get your money boyo.
lol she's probably telling everyone at the office you suck. Tour is over.
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06-13-2016, 12:31 PM #26Registered User
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If your group is that close and you bust on each other, I'm thinking she was just joking around. Don't think too much of it.
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06-13-2016, 12:32 PM #27
So? Sex is a learning experience. Have someone you care about, a gf, and you both learn together what you love the most.
She is just salty she was an one night stand.
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06-13-2016, 12:33 PM #28Yeah OP should of hit her back with a jab.Originally Posted by DonaldBastard
She probably wasn't serious... however you not rebutting it makes everyone believe it's true.
And with the way girls gossip, new girl probably already knows specifics.
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06-13-2016, 12:33 PM #29Registered Pigeon
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Honestly man you need to fuk her again
Not for her or anyone else but for ur self
Set it up and post pics srs
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06-13-2016, 12:33 PM #30TwinkMAXXing
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well maybe you'll be better at sex with guys
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