Misc, I think my sister heard me fapping to porn

[TheABCs]

Please read this OP, it is a Mormon guide that will help you.

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/d...turbation.html

Some tips from the link:



1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. After you bathe, don't admire yourself in the mirror. Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation).

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.

So basically keep your mind occupied on something productive (hopefully). If it starts to sway, remember the thought pattern and recognize what is going on and let it go.

[iHateMyLife350]

Fuk this hits home hard. One time when I was 16 and I thought I was home alone and I started fapping. When all of a sudden my 19 year old sister barged in the room and was just staring at me. I was fuking rattled and I screamed at her to gtfo but she just kept standing there, staring at me with a sad look. She didn't even glance down at my cawk. At this point I was infuriated with her and I was about to get up and physically kick her out when she just blurted out that Michael Jackson died. A volcano of emotion hit me. I got up and ran over to hug her. We both just started sobbing for like 2 hours straight while watching MJ tribute vids on youtube. I even did the moonwalk. After she left I pulled up my pants and tried to go on with my day but it was too hard to go on. Felt so sad man.

This is definitely a copy pasta. Though maybe you were copy pasta'ing yourself as, in my very short research time, I found you posting the exact same thing two years ago.

[iHateMyLife350]

Pics of sister, red

Yeah. I am going to post a pic of my 13 year old sister on a forum filled with human garbage (not saying you all are but clearly plenty are).

[CrookedDink]

Just lol if you dont masturbate with the door open. Whats the point of being family if you dont share everything? Might as well be strangers if you cant jack off with them watching.

[TheABCs]

Yeah. I am going to post a pic of my 13 year old sister on a forum filled with human garbage (not saying you all are but clearly plenty are).

What's the problem man? Let's discuss it. Just let it out.

[MrHydrochloride]

Who makes noise when they fap these days?



Heavy breathing since 1999

[blindsideflank]

the only room available was my little sister

Nice.jpg

[iHateMyLife350]

What's the problem man? Let's discuss it. Just let it out.

I am discussing it. But I am not posting pics of my 13 year old sister scumbag.

[Nicro327]

Inb4 OP's last name is Lannister

[iHateMyLife350]

Who makes noise when they fap these days?



Heavy breathing since 1999

You don't make any noise as you slide your hand up and down your cawk?

[MrHydrochloride]

You don't make any noise as you slide your hand up and down your cawk?

Hell no!



Would kill myself If someone heard me

Would be too embarrassed to live

[mma7and0]

You don't make any noise as you slide your hand up and down your cawk?

You are such a loser, OP!

[iHateMyLife350]

Nice.jpg

I lol'd. But to be clear, I have never touched my sister, and will never do so.

It was our parents who decided that I would sleep in her room. If I had a choice, I would be sleeping on the couch. But they did not like like that idea and it is their house.

[TheABCs]

I lol'd. But to be clear, I have never touched my sister, and will never do so.

It was our parents who decided that I would sleep in her room. If I had a choice, I would be sleeping on the couch. But they did not like like that idea and it is their house.

So let me guess, you got a couple tabs open right now with hardcore chit going on in them?

[iHateMyLife350]

Hell no!



Would kill myself If someone heard me

Would be too embarrassed to live

I'm not saying I am super loud or anything but she might have heard it if she was awake as she was a few feet below me.

[iHateMyLife350]

So let me guess, you got a couple tabs open right now with hardcore chit going on in them?

I am actually watching the finals game with my family. No porn tabs open.

[TheABCs]

I am actually watching the finals game with my family. No porn tabs open.

Not bad. So how do you like life?

[rfp]

Enjoy prison when she tells a teacher/your parents.


27yo waking it in his baby sisters room. Enjoy being a red dot on the sex offender list ******* lol

[iHateMyLife350]

Not bad. So how do you like life?

I don't mind watching the game with the family at all. But overall...see my username. Just glad I don't live in Texas.

[Spartacus777]

Strong username to subject ratio

Also OP is a total weirdo

[TheABCs]

I don't mind watching the game with the family at all. But overall...see my username. Just glad I don't live in Texas.

What I mean to ask is why do you late your life? What is the root cause?

[iHateMyLife350]

Enjoy prison when she tells a teacher/your parents.


27yo waking it in his baby sisters room. Enjoy being a red dot on the sex offender list ******* lol

You really think this could be something that is a crime?

You're making me way more worried than I already was.

[Trillical]

why is misc allowing this **** to share his fantasies?

[iHateMyLife350]

What I mean to ask is why do you late your life? What is the root cause?

I am 27. Have no money or job. Live with my parents (who unlike me are super religious). Don't even have a car. No GF, of course, and no real friends.

[Shredikapu]

Just say you were trolled. You know these ******** videos where friends tag you on one of those orgasm prank videos ? Exactly. Das it.

EDIT: leave the foking house mate. Your ruining your life there. Your parents dont know jackchit about society right now. Your missing out !!!

[iHateMyLife350]

why is misc allowing this **** to share his fantasies?

Phuck off.

[Strangelydrunk]

Wait wat you fapped in the same room as your little sister while she was sleeping?


Bruh what the hell... thats wrong on so many levels. Atleast do it in the bathroom or something

[TheABCs]

I am 27. Have money or job. Live with my parents (who unlike me are super religious). Don't even have a car. No GF, of course, and no real friends.

Has the possibility of your parents kicking you out ever crossed your mind? I ask that because hopefully you aren't taking the privilege of staying there for granted.

With that said, have you taken the time to really think about what it is that you want to do with your life? You're only 27.

[mma7and0]

I am 27. Have no money or job. Live with my parents (who unlike me are super religious). Don't even have a car. No GF, of course, and no real friends.

BRB. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Haha

[iHateMyLife350]

Just say you were trolled. You know these ******** videos where friends tag you on one of those orgasm prank videos ? Exactly. Das it.

That's a pretty good idea. I sincerely thank you.