There is no better feeling in the word than male anal creampie (srs)

[cheeseNmills]

still have yet to try anal. dont even know how to bring it up without being awkward AF

my smash count is 10 and anal has never even been brought up. How do you initiate? Please inform

Not very common to do or suggest anal in a random hookup.. I was in a relationship with both the women I've done it with.

I guess you would carefully see how they respond to ass play and if they're really into it, suggest anal.

[randomguy232]

agreed op. but a great blowjob is fking epic too.

[anonymous]

Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.

[Lefticle]

If I'm sober, vag/mouth is my fav


If I'm drunk/high, anal is pretty great lol. When my girl gets drunk, sometimes she straight up says "I want you to **** me in my ass". And I'm like "deal"


Edit: use coconut oil as lube, smells like tropical paradise srs

[BusterMudd]

Warmer

^^^this is the best part about anal. srs

[cheeseNmills]

Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.

Not so much an obsession, but it's definitely a fantasy for a lot of men. People generally don't talk about it because it still has some social stigma attached to it.

[tank2003]

never been able to successfully get that far. had one girl that REALLY wanted to try everything but when we tried to go in through the back door, it hurt her too much. We tried a few times but eventually broke up

[Jibt3ch]

never been able to successfully get that far. had one girl that REALLY wanted to try everything but when we tried to go in through the back door, it hurt her too much. We tried a few times but eventually broke up

Ya it hurts them so you just gotta go in and out only going like half an inch each time. Just go slow until you get abut half your cawk in, which is about 2 inches for me, and then just work your magic only going in halfway and once it dent hurt her anymore you can start going further in eventually having the whole 4 inches in there. It always hurts at first but once they get past the painful part some of them actually enjoy it. My girl sometimes ask ME to fuk her in the ass. Some girls thoigh are just completely against it and feel it's degrading and gross.

[Handy777]

Das it mane. Repped.

Love the poopchoot.

Except I last longer in it because there's no pressure on my knob.

It's tighter at the opening but then it's like a balloon inside.

Can't say I enjoy the feeling after nutting though.

You know that post-sex low? Imagine that but with a poop nugget on your cawk...

[whitesox3223]

Anal Bros, help. The last and only time I actually managed to get the tip in, after plenty of fingering, she complained of gas/painful bloating all day the next day. Basically assuming that air was pumped into it. Have not been granted entrance since. What do to prevent such things?

She loves having the starfish played with. It's literally one of my favorite things in the whole wide world bros. halp

[notJamal]

fukin gross. you literally have chit on ur dink. How is that a turn on I'll never understand. Poop stinks real bad thus angus sex is bad.

[Nastradoomus]

i think mouth is better.

[Cpaballin]

ive never kissed a girl or had sex crew

[Handy777]

Anal Bros, help. The last and only time I actually managed to get the tip in, after plenty of fingering, she complained of gas/painful bloating all day the next day. Basically assuming that air was pumped into it. Have not been granted entrance since. What do to prevent such things?

She loves having the starfish played with. It's literally one of my favorite things in the whole wide world bros. halp

Haha sorry bro.. The tip of a dick isn't going to give you gas a whole day later. You'd fart it out in an hour.

Sounds like she's making up excuses.

Then again, I doubt my girlfriend would tell me if she had the farts and I've never had the tip of a cock inside me.

[MartinFultz]

Rather just eat it

youd rather just eat your own creampie? sick brah

[Tw45]

Beats vagina and mouth by far.

Anyone else agrees?

anyone saying this has obviously never had real life sex.

[DatPass]

ITT: people who claim anal is the best but in reality have never done it. (wizard above me)


You're legit homo if you think anything sexual is better than busting inside a HBB who's not on birth control...

brb 100,000,000 years of evolutionary psychological pressure to impregnate the mate with the best genes

brb she wants it

brb you want it

brb both into it

brb evolution roaring in your brain as she climaxes beneath you





I swear to god miscers learn about sex by observing their unhappy parents and their scheduled "sex night" once every 3 weeks. Sex is meant to be spontaneous, who the fuk wants to get intimate then have to wait 20 minutes while a girl prepares properly for anal to not be disgusting as fuk?

[Lombardment]

lol mouth is the best its a sucking vagina

[BustaCapp]

Every single one of you are virgins.

[Hunkstar]

delicious

[immune18]

anal brings out the sadist side of me, the more it hurts them the better it is. No idea why, it's only like that with anal, no other area of life at all.

[cheeseNmills]

anal brings out the sadist side of me, the more it hurts them the better it is. No idea why, it's only like that with anal, no other area of life at all.

do you ever manage to squeeze your angus hard enough to actually hurt him though?

[donsterza]

SRS question does the jyzz ooze out like the vagina, does she fart it out, does it come out with poop?

[JayHolly]

Anal is for homosexuals

This ^

Also can never beat the feeling of exploding 3 times in a row in gf's mouth HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggggg *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* SURFACES FOR AIR *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* *ugh* EXPLOOOOOOOODEEEE CUM ooozes out from the corners of her mouth.



So fkn good.

[koreagonnakorea]

Never fuk a broad anal bc dick is too fat crew

[hxa]

ITT: people who claim anal is the best but in reality have never done it. (wizard above me)


You're legit homo if you think anything sexual is better than busting inside a HBB who's not on birth control...

brb 100,000,000 years of evolutionary psychological pressure to impregnate the mate with the best genes

brb she wants it

brb you want it

brb both into it

brb evolution roaring in your brain as she climaxes beneath you





I swear to god miscers learn about sex by observing their unhappy parents and their scheduled "sex night" once every 3 weeks. Sex is meant to be spontaneous, who the fuk wants to get intimate then have to wait 20 minutes while a girl prepares properly for anal to not be disgusting as fuk?

The most neckbeard post itt

[BetaAsPhuck]

hell no, that soft pink and warm pocket of wetness is much more inviting than that tight ring.
and i would rather smell unwashed pssy vs that schit smell when you pull out and nearly fkn barf

this ass smell is disgusting

And that is why I have no interest in phuckin ass.

[Brozart]

Ass is ok but a nice BJ is better by far, imo...

1. Busting in mouth

2. Busting in ass

3. Busting in poon

4. Busting from a good hand job

more like

1. busting in ass

2. jacking off and crying

3. busting in poon

4. busting in mouth

5. killing myself

6. eyeballs bursting from being immersed in flames

7. busting from a handjob

[JazB]

AKA chocolate creampie

[Brozart]

Why are miscers obsessed with anal? I've never heard anyone IRL talk about it, not even in casual conversation - the only time I hear about this is on the internet.

fukn lol, you thinking that because people aren't talking about it they aren't doing it


okay, virgin sloot