What do you do when women yell at you?

[Marva69]

Lol this

[Marva69]

Pat them on the head and smile

That's sexist

[Fearlessbanana]

I usually proceed to go straight to my zipper to unleash my BBC. Then I shove it in her mouth to stop her lip. It sort of works in the same way that you put a pacifier in a crying babies mouth.

[PeteJonesHTX]

Try to hide my fear boner

[AiHatecrime]

My wife has raised her voice at me, maybe 3 or 4 times in the last 6+ years.

First couple of times, I exploded like a maniac, flew off the handle and made her feel pretty chitty.

Last couple times, I just stayed silent and let her vent, then spoke to her in a normal tone of voice and by the end of the day, we had worked out whatever it was we were beefin over.

So in other words you became her bitch?
















Not srs

[Better Unborn]

Lol, the only people I'd take shiet like that from are my parents. Lol @ being abused by a sloot.

Srsly though, I don't handle disrespect well. Must be a manlet thing.

[RepsForJesuss]

ldar boyo

[whitesox3223]

Normally I laugh. The situation with the highest likelihood for me to get yelled at is when I calmly verbally express my anger or frustration after being asked "whats wrong" or "why do you seem so mad" after insisting to them that nothing is wrong (because I know they aren't going to like what I have to say)

[JMagar]

What I do is walk over and grab her by her ankles. Then I start spinning in a circle with her as fast as i can building up as man G's as possible. I finish by spinning her flat into the closest wall. Works every time.

[DoctorKazama]

I'd go full bus driver on her:

Lmao, sauce?

[Marva69]

Try to hide my fear boner

Fear boner. That would be a great band name.

[Marva69]

I gas them up even more.. Pissing off a woman means you're winning at something brah, facts.

You're deep in the red

[MarkNormak]

Like this:


Do you ignore it? Do you yell back?

Or tell her to finish making your sandwich?

Im a 6'0, 8% bf, 205 lb, chad teir facial aesthetics god. girls dont yell at me. i yell at them. they dont care tho cuz they too busy dropping their panties to hear me. srs

[dakensta]

Women don't yell at me.
Never happened.
I guess it's because intelligent women don't need to yell to get their point across.
And intelligent men also don't respond well to being yelled at.

Good luck with your achieving anything by yelling goals in '16.

[Marva69]

Women don't yell at me.
Never happened.
I guess it's because intelligent women don't need to yell to get their point across.
And intelligent men also don't respond well to being yelled at.

Good luck with your achieving anything by yelling goals in '16.

I don't disagree in the slightest.

[Xgamer791]

do a 360 and walk away.

Massive cuck detected.

[triglyceride]

Laugh it off, with the knowledge you can throw them out the window

[yamanbt]

Lmao, sauce?

[Boxerkick]

probably the only honest answer on here.

lol

[Marva69]

Massive cuck detected.

That's what I said

[Marva69]

I usually proceed to go straight to my zipper to unleash my BBC. Then I shove it in her mouth to stop her lip. It sort of works in the same way that you put a pacifier in a crying babies mouth.

Lol

[Robbit78]

Make like a tree and leave

[GhenghisPWN]

The best weapon against noise is apathy. If someone is impassioned and seeks a response from you to further fuel their anger then ignore them.

If someone says something douchy just stone face their ass and don't provide a response. People hate feeling that they are unfunny or crossed the line.

[Mehhzyy]

This

[Marva69]

I spend about three minutes masturbating in the morning after I wake up and complete my rigorous exercise regimen of jumping jacks, pushups, and crunches. After I wipe my ejaculate on the underside of my comforter I head downstairs and enjoy an apple toaster strudel with a sugar glaze on top and try to avert my mother's sad gaze as she gets ready for work. I lay in bed while I absorb the energy from my strudel and queue up a vintage Gianna Michaels video on my laptop. Once the worst of the indigestion wears off (I have IBS) I slather baby oil over my phallus and take my fleshlight cast from Gianna's anus herself and take her to pound town for another twenty minutes matching the video stroke for stroke. Except usually I have to skip ahead to the last few minutes so I don't expel my gametes too early senpai.

Okay Bateman

[OrbitalDropKick]

Break out into song and dance.

[CickSunt]

scream equal rights and swing a haymaker

[IH8RICE]

Lol, the only people I'd take shiet like that from are my parents. Lol @ being abused by a sloot.

Srsly though, I don't handle disrespect well. Must be a manlet thing.

Honeslty, my parents can go fuk themselves if they want to degrade me. I have no problem with positive criticism but to make it out like I should just LDAR literally because of one failure is absurd. We as humans learn from our failures. Speaks volumes of the chick if she's in a LTR with a man who she thinks is a loser.

[IH8RICE]

Make like a tree and leave

WRONG! it's

[Train57]

return them and get a new one