How far would you go with Angie Varona's BF for you to get with her? (scenarios)

[Ken-O]

Pics at the end. So this is the scenario: An evil magic genie shows up at your door after three months of no fap, and you can barely walk without your balls exploding from being supercharged. The evil genie tells you this:

"You can have Angie Varona, even for a lifetime if you want, and just for youself, but you have to do any of this:

1.- Suck her boyfriends dick, balls included, deepthroat him and then swallow his jizz. For this, you get Angie Varona FOR LIFE, and just for you. She wont ever look at another man with attraction except for you. She is willing to fulfill all your sick fantasies, and she will learn to cook, suck dick properly, clean, spot you on the gym, etc. Nobody will ever find out about you suckind his cock, and everyone involved will forget except for you.

2.- Suck his dick asian unexperienced girl style. Lame ass BJ. For this you get her to fall in love with you for at least 1 year, after that it depends on you to keep the RS going. Everyone forgets about it except you and nobody ever finds out except for your shrink i guess.

3.- Handjob and assjob. Quick handjob and rubbing his dick with your buttcheeks until he cums. For this, you get a 4 week vacation with her to a nice ass cristal clear water beach resort in some island, and she will be in love with you for the entire 4 weeks and those are paid vacations. After that, she bails on you, and there is a 5% chance of the assjob/handjob video being uploaded to the internet by her BF. Otherwise, everyone involved forgets about it except you

4.- French kissing the tip of his dick. He wont cum, but one or two teaspoons of precum may happen, if it does you have to swallow it and say "Thanks Chad". She is your sex slave for one night, you get to film it (cant ever upload it to the internet or show it to others). She will be open to everything on that night and after that everyone involved will forget about the whole thing except for you.


5.- You dont do anything and keep your pride, but you will start losing your hair over the next couple of months until you are completely bald. You dont have to suck no dick, but no Angie and no hair as well bitch. If you are already bald, you will lose an inch every month until you end up 5'0". If you are already bald and a manlet, you die.




This is what we are dealing with btw











BF:

[Benny_Lava]

What would you do if your friends or loved ones read this thread OP?

Show me a reaction GIF.

[Kostej]

OP is a *******

[21stCenturyKid]

You are seriously out of the loop old man.

She is nothing special. Don't let the pictures fool you.

[SheenBro]

he could do anyth1ng he wants to me 1f 1 get a l1fet1me w1th ang1e

[Gzus]

She is nothing special. Don't let the pictures fool you.

particularly if you live in south Florida

[Ken-O]

What would you do if your friends or loved ones read this thread OP?

Show me a reaction GIF.

Dont know man, but i can show you what my reaction would be:

[Ken-O]

You are seriously out of the loop old man.

She is nothing special. Don't let the pictures fool you.

Well, to those of you who are gay and dont find Angie Varona that hot, change her from the scenario for your dream girl.

[icomesb4u]

What would you do if your friends or loved ones read this thread OP?

Show me a reaction GIF.

this lmfao only on the misc

[Tswizzle]

What would you do if your friends or loved ones read this thread OP?

Show me a reaction GIF.

edit: inafter Gzus

[eLjay28]

You can never claim being a straight male again after writing and thinking about such homo ****.

[ErnieMccracken]

I don't think it's gay if you doing it to get to her. It's like G4P. Not gay unless you are really into it.

[betterthangoode]

op is gay

[Zackad]

Well they say every man has one gay experience in his lifetime right?

might as well get it outta the way and get an hbb for life out of it

[Ken-O]

You can never claim being a straight male again after writing and thinking about such homo ****.

Angie is so hot that id go gay for her (no homo except once if evil genie shows up)

[weddingsoup]

all of these scenarios came from op's imagination. think about that for a bit.

[Ken-O]

all of these scenarios came from op's imagination. think about that for a bit.

Honestly, if you dont laugh while reading the options, you are probably gay. If you even feel just a little bit weird and funny reading that, chances are you are gay. Ask any psychologist.


Also look at the poll answers lol. No miscer has gone with the choice that ends up with the less ammount of dick, seems like we have some ambitious ******* ass miscers on the misc, or maybe Angie is just too damn hot

[jro9999]

all of these scenarios came from op's imagination. think about that for a bit.

And they're all in vivid detail too

[juvefan]

OP is a ******* no doubt

[prbrah]

Would do numbers 1-4 just for a 3.50% chance of sniffing a chair she sat on in a doctor's office waiting room for 11 minutes the day she turned 18 (no **** chit)

[ALLUCANEATRIBS]

if thats really her boyfriend i would suck his dick for free

[Ken-O]

Wow everyone here posting just to call OP a ******* is insecure as fuk. Dont worry guys nobody is pointing fingers at you, there's no need to scream to the world and let everybody know that you didnt like the scenarios.

[ib6ub90210]

How much does her bf make? She can get with a millionaire and have a new Chanel purse every week if she wanted. Why is she dating a poverty brah?

[PeteJonesHTX]

I'd honestly have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

[hiimnotcool]

as far as it took for me to throw him out of the house and lock the door.

then i'd ravage. don't care what age she is

[Kojhab]

thanks chad

[Shortfuze]

You really put a lot of thought into this eh OP?

[1fapalldey]

deep throat to steal BF from her










































































































































wut

[ib6ub90210]

I wonder why hasn't she posted Instagram photos of her in ***** yet?

[Ken-O]

Deepthroting winning so far brahs. The thirst is real