Shat my underwear today and client gave made me wear his

[Dizson]

Creatine mono: Would I get bald using it? How can I test ?

[Dizson]

anyone help ?

[Dizson]

Mine:
Getting into law school/programming
Reading
Working out

[Dizson]

How do I know if I have aspergers (srs)

[Dizson]

Best supplements for Stress/learning?

[Dizson]

Best herbs that works and I should use?

[Dizson]

huh...
For what? What purpose?

Stress/learning/sexual energy

[Dizson]

Dude I just went to the toilet and took a huge dump, because I haven't pooped for 2 days. It felt awesome and made my day.
Also I'm bulking so it was twice as big as used to be.

[Dizson]

How does it make you feel, knowing it will never be a part of you... ever again?

It's sad brah, I have to wait for the next one and what if the next one isn't as good as the one before?

[Dizson]

Nah, it hurts my ass if it's too big. I prefer the shiets that has the texture of soft served ice cream and it just sort of slithers out for what feels like eternity and culminates with a big explosion at the end where the entire surface area of the ceramic toilet bowl is covered in fecal matter. Now that's the good stuff.

this guy knows what's up.

[Dizson]

Whether or not Scotland should be independent or not I don't really know. However, the fact that the UK is letting this be decided by vote instead there being violent revolution just shows how socially advanced they are.

I can't imagine any other country letting a part of it secede just by voting. Technically, that's in the US constitution but it's never actually worked out that way. You Brits truly are the most civilized.

Btw, I'm an Ameribrah.

Of course they let them vote, because the government already knows that it won't change anything. It will still be Great Britain.

[rafkalf]

they do not realise it is impossible for me to go shopping without having mental tortute with a thousand questions and feelings running trough my body

everytime I try to go shopping I keep looking around me so that I'm sure that nobody is checking me out

I take a few items that seem like they would fit me , I go to the cashier , say hi as fast and possible , take my stuff and drive home with my bicycle and relax in my bed for a few hours because I am so mentally drained

If I see people I know I don't know how to behave and it gets awkward as f*ck

strong life

[joebrosef]

try meds or counselling?

[rafkalf]

try meds or counselling?

at this point I have no other options anymore , all my life i've been like this

I did visit a psychologist but that didn't end well

[ITAFTA]

dude i work retail and talk to people all day and even i hate going shopping for clothes where i have to face a fake friendly person who is trying to get me to waste more of my money to benefit the company they are employed for. Shopping is pretty uncomfortable for introvert brahs i think

[PuTangSlayer]

Stop being a ******* acting like everything is about you lmao.

[rafkalf]

dude i work retail and talk to people all day and even i hate going shopping for clothes where i have to face a fake friendly person who is trying to get me to waste more of my money to benefit the company they are employed for. Shopping is pretty uncomfortable for introvert brahs i think

yeah and my mates always go with me and it makes the situation twice as bad for me , specially if some have their gf's with them you can see they see me as a beta

a few years ago I was literally shaking when I was trying to put my credit card in the box to pay while having a red face because there was a female behind the desk

i am not ready for this life

[rafkalf]

Stop being a ******* acting like everything is about you lmao.

I did a personality disorder test and I scored high on almost everything , including narcisistic.

I would give all my poverty money away to be normal man I've heard that a thousand times what you just said

[DEVBRUH]

Now tell me, why the phuck have you spastics decided to use the misc as your personal support group for your condition? I swear it's like an autism convention center here.

"Misc how do I make a phone call without throwing up????"
"Does anyone else pass out after prolonged eye contact?"
"I shook my female teacher's hand and I ejaculated"
"My dog is resting her hand on my lap longer than usually - does she want the D?"

*******s I swear

[All-Star11]

ITT: Op needs directions to another forum

[JayRoddy]

5 to 10 years ago my parents were saying the same chit. Nowadays the delivery man comes two to three times a week, Amazon packages ordered by my mother.

Just wait until your parents figure out how to order online....

[PuTangSlayer]

Bro.... It's time to face your fears and deal with it like a man. Go in it with no fuks given, be strong. Practice, practice, and practice some more. Stop overthinking it.

[ITAFTA]

yeah and my mates always go with me and it makes the situation twice as bad for me , specially if some have their gf's with them you can see they see me as a beta

a few years ago I was literally shaking when I was trying to put my credit card in the box to pay while having a red face because there was a female behind the desk

i am not ready for this life

i just hate going shopping and dealing with fake people bro, that other stuff is your problems, was just letting you know even social bras have your poblem to some extent

[OatsEveryDay]

came in expecting some lulz. chit was too real tea for me

i only shop online because it's easier to search for items i want, compare prices, make sure they are in stock, etc

[rafkalf]

i've been misicing since 2011 and this is what I get

strong

[Fatkidwholifts]

Would rather pay $4 for shipping than $20 in gas and two hours of my time crew

Sorry can't help with your anxiety though, shyt sounds like it sucks

[rafkalf]

Bro.... It's time to face your fears and deal with it like a man. Go in it with no fuks given, be strong. Practice, practice, and practice some more. Stop overthinking it.

I was 16 when I first typed in googeled , how to not give a phuck ?

I'm 22 now and I'm sure I've typed it in another 100 + times atleast

I think i'm fukked at this point

[thatguy219]

Age: 30

Come on bro, grow up. ... You're not 5 anymore.

[rafkalf]

My biggest problem was always the moles on the left side of my face

They are barely noticable , really little spots but for some reason I feel like my whole left face is brown

For years and years and years i've tried to hide that side of my face to the world

Scratching my face whenever someone walked past me on that side because I thought people were digusted by it

It makes no sense but this is just how I feel

I went to a skin expert to try and laser them away but she said my skin was too soft and i'd have a few scars

I don't care about some scars

[OatsEveryDay]

My biggest problem was always the moles on the left side of my face

They are barely noticable , really little spots but for some reason I feel like my whole left face is brown

For years and years and years i've tried to hide that side of my face to the world

Scratching my face whenever someone walked past me on that side because I thought people were digusted by it

It makes no sense but this is just how I feel

I went to a skin expert to try and laser them away but she said my skin was too soft and i'd have a few scars

I don't care about some scars

start wearing make-up (no homo)

you will feel extremely homo though