UPDATE 3/30/2023: We ended up getting married last year......
We just passed two years of dating a couple days ago and today she asked me what is the most dirtiest thing I have done and I couldn't really thing of any but I told her of the one time I went to the club one time when I was 22ish and saw this girl and we made quick eye contact and she came up to me and literally started to make out with me and we were out of the club 15 minutes later and I drove her to her place and smashed.
What did she say?
She studied abroad in England for a year and one night her and a couple friends went out just to make out with random english dudes (She said they had to be english) and she told me she was making out with a random guy and told him that if he bought her Dominos Pizza that she would have sex with him. She said they fuked and she didn't even get the pizza, he just left afterwards.
What the actual fuk.
Now everytime I see a fuking pizza I think of how my gf fuked a random guy just for pizza.
Break it off?
Fukin srs
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04-06-2016, 05:09 PM #1Registered User
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GF of two years told me slootiest thing she has done..... (Srs)
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04-06-2016, 05:11 PM #2Registered User
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bet shes taken atleast 25+ dinks aswell
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04-06-2016, 05:13 PM #3Registered User
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What's the slutiest thing you've done OP?
Edit: Actually read the OP. Your stories are literally the FUKKING SAME. It blows my mind the amount of retards on this forum sometimes.Last edited by GFProblemz; 04-06-2016 at 05:18 PM.
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04-06-2016, 05:13 PM #4Gangster of Timepieces
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04-06-2016, 05:13 PM #5Registered User
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Imagine what she would of done to him for an actual pizza
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04-06-2016, 05:13 PM #6Registered User
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Sorry for your loss, OP
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04-06-2016, 05:14 PM #7Registered User
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Trickle truth bro. She probably only asked for a garlic bread the sloot
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04-06-2016, 05:15 PM #8Bastet's Dream
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i don't see why when in a relationship you would get into these kinda conversations....nothing usually good comes out of it except maybe some relief that she hasn't done anything. and certain miscers would even after hearing nothing has happened would search for someone with a bit of a more wild side
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04-06-2016, 05:15 PM #9Registered User
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I legit died at this. How long before you did she do this? Is she a sloot? Do you trust her? You'd actually break it off with her because of that?
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04-06-2016, 05:16 PM #10Mirin '03 Chad avatar??
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Oi, I remember that little American sloot. She knocked me knickers off for bout 2 hours. Dirtiest lil scag I ever done shagged
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #11Registered User
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girls telling slooti things are usually sloots, logic
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #12
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i don't get it, this has to be a roll bread considering most girls get gangbanged and double penetrated oreo cookie style.
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #13Royal Stare Force
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #14
Dominos at that
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #15Registered User
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in actuality i smeared the pizza grease all over my anus and she enthusiastically licked my butthole clean
u wot m8
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04-06-2016, 05:17 PM #16ze' chad thunderblock
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where did you learn math brah, dofus university of potatoe integrated ***ot sciences? , u gotta multiply by 3 and divide by the efficient rounding number of PI, which leaves op's GF with about 6,52 miles of cawk ran through that stank holeOriginally Posted by hunsberger22
we are all from nothing to something and then back in to nothing when we cease to be, the middle ground is that tiny something we call life which is just a sunset setting in, yet we chose to see it like a sand clock dragging on for what feels like a thousand eternities, what makes the difference is how we live that tiny middle of shifts, rejoice and embrace the most of it for the short lived moment often goes by wasted .-
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04-06-2016, 05:18 PM #17Works fine though
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if srs ... lmao, would immediately bail. If thats not a major red flag then red flags dont exist.
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04-06-2016, 05:19 PM #18
this her OP?
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04-06-2016, 05:20 PM #19Hanging by a thread
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04-06-2016, 05:21 PM #20Got it Memorized?
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wow you're girlfriend sure sounds like an outstanding person with great morals! you found yourself a keeper, sleep tight pizza brah.
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04-06-2016, 05:21 PM #21Registered User
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Men and women are not the same and should not be held to the same standards.Originally Posted by GFProblemz
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04-06-2016, 05:22 PM #22Ho
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lol this... that's not even bad at all, she had a ONS and that's the WORST thing that happened. Be thankful she hasn't had a train ran on her.Originally Posted by GFProblemz
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04-06-2016, 05:25 PM #23Registered User
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lol you will never eat pizza again.
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04-06-2016, 05:25 PM #24Son of Achilles
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Some delusional miscers,
Virtually every girl has done something like this or WILL do something "slutty" -- you can argue girls don't hold the same value as men, which to an extent I agree. But lets be reality, women love sex just as much as men or more.Finasteride or die crew
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04-06-2016, 05:27 PM #25Registered User
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mmm red flags, that's my thingOriginally Posted by CrookedDink
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04-06-2016, 05:27 PM #26
Brazzers.
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04-06-2016, 05:27 PM #27████████████████
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I'm willing to bet she toned it down considerably because your story wasn't even dirty. She's probably really had threesomes and everything. Sorry brah
How dare you!
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04-06-2016, 05:27 PM #28because MERICA that's why
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That's it........wow. Op if you don't have a sloppier past than that, time to LDAR brah.
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04-06-2016, 05:29 PM #29Registered User
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Just lol, she got scammed.
Have fun thinking of your gf getting plowed every time you order pizza.Levi Garrett or you're a slack jawed ******* crew
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04-06-2016, 05:29 PM #30Registered User
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If that's the slootiest **** she's admitted, imagine what she hasn't told you lmao.
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