ITT: We laugh at England

[smashedurgfx10]

You're probably a Polish immigrant.

english mate, through and through. mad kid?

[mufflonrape]

5th, soon to be 4th richest country on earth, strongest currency outside gulf states, but yeah we poor though.


Opie is obsessed and jealous, because his work visa was refused.

We have enough mouthbreathing Aussie bartenders.

Holy ****, is this a thing in UK?

Last bar I used to work at, for 3 days total, the manager was an aussie. 25 years old, fat, norwood over 9000 and an utter ****. Hell, even his surname rhymed with ****.

[Dhboy]

These threads make my day lol.

England, greatest country in the world

[Leaf12]

Righto Bruce

Fuk mang I remember drinking that chit and getting really sick from it , maybe it was a bad can.

Lost it at this thread, funniest chit in a long time.

[JJRC]

England's not all that bad. Been living here for a few years and the biggest let down is the weather...weather is literally terrible for 4-5 months straight. Although it's starting to warm up now. Only other thing i really despise about it is how many miserable kunts live here. So many people literally walking around like they have the world on their shoulders and i just lol because life is so so much easier here and less rough than SA. Some people just need a wake up call. I've noticed the drastic difference in optimism between the northerners and southerners though. unbelievable how the people can be so different

[Titansfan08]

[Redfish225]

Police: stop! Or I'll say stop again!

[theoxinthebox]

Love it when the Ameribrahs chime in... If it wasn't for us you'd be sitting in a teepee with a wrinkled up weathered face, feathers on your head blowing smoke at each other, looking at a totem pole and worshipping the sun.

Instead we dragged you out of the dark ages and set you on your way like we did with most of the developed world... You're welcome.

[OneWayFS]

With the exception of the British SAS, just lmfao @ England.

"Culture" of peace: bland food, bland sloots, bland weather. das it

[JeffriusCaesar]

Ah, right, so you're still a bit sore about your criminal scum ancestors getting transported for stealing a loaf of bread to feed their poverty family or something? Ok. Makes sense.

[packerfanfrommd]

No idea what's going on in this thread but always down to laugh @ cuck England



Lol @ cuckold England

[theluckylad]

ITT Americans doing what they do best... Making themselves the centre of attention when it has phuck all do to with them! LMAO!.

[jimbob007]

Two men who took cash from fruit machines across the UK were caught after they took selfies of themselves to celebrate their crimes, police have said. Benjamin Robinson and Daniel Hutchinson were sentenced on Monday at Bradford Crown Court after pleading guilty to conspiracy to steal, North Yorkshire Police said. Robinson was jailed for 32 months and Hutchinson received a six-month sentence, suspended for two years, officers said. Both men are from Skegness, Lincolnshire. Detective Chief Inspector Matt Walker said: “We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons.”

A force spokesman said Hutchinson (24) and Robinson (29) took balaclavas with them during theft sprees but came unstuck after they decided to photograph themselves celebrating, posing and grinning after pocketing the cash. He said the men were stopped in a Vauxhall Insignia in June last year on the A65 at Gargrave, near Skipton, North Yorkshire, by officers working on an operation to target cross-border criminals. A search of the car found more than a thousand £1 coins, £2,000 in notes, balaclavas and a screwdriver. Mr Walker said: “These offenders carried out a string of crimes with no thought for the businesses they were targeting — but ultimately their greed, arrogance and affinity for selfies proved to be their downfall.

[JPF82]

lol You Eurobrahs are straight up fuked brahs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01F01Aa9kfk

[pannarich]

LOL OP just jelly cuz he knows he's descended from the poorest, criminal scum from our 1800s society.

How does it feel knowing that the Queen could CUCK your country right now if she wanted to?

Phucking *******, we have one of the best economies in the world, great people so fuk off

[towzer]

Location: Australia

Monarch: Her Britannic Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.


Status: Still our little bitches.


Keep smiling you thick kunts.

Damn, Liz is rocking more titles than Khaleesi.

[SquattingSlav]

lold at UK and their balding cuck royalty

[SquattingSlav]

[BustaCapp]

english mate, through and through. mad kid?

Not in the slightest.

Why don't you emigrate?

[BustaCapp]

Outside of Adele, no one here listens to any other British singer. Copy tv programs? Like what? Also I couldn't name u one British actor

Top Gear
The Office
Millionaire
X-factor
Weakest Link

..etc

Also - if you've not heard of any British actors that's a reflection on your bone-headed ignorance.

All the greatest actors in the world are Brits

[scudda]

Lol @ bustafatt getting rustled

[OdalfHilter]

As an American, England > Australia so hard lmao

Just LOL @ the average Australian who looks like this and carries around a handbag/purse

[Jibt3ch]

Location:earth

Status: ROFL

Do you fuking scrubs even interstellar space travel through wormholes? ?

[alphamind]

I grew up and lived in Cyprus for 20 years before coming to London. It has MANY flaws, but it could be worse. Cypriots were morons.

[Fang2]

lmao so much ass hurt ITT.

[Adds420]

Righto Bruce

I was in Melbourne for a month this year (for work.) Not a single bar had Fosters anywhere to be seen.

[StrongFella]

Top Gear
The Office
Millionaire
X-factor
Weakest Link

..etc

Also - if you've not heard of any British actors that's a reflection on your bone-headed ignorance.

All the greatest actors in the world are Brits

I will give you that the original 'The Office' is great, Top Gear is ok at best and the rest of those shows you listed, just lol at those gameshows compared to the Price is Right, Family Feud, etc.

All the greatest actors? That sentence right there is 100% proof most of your posts are just for the lulz.

Who was Brad Pitt?
Who was Leonardo DiCaprio?
Who was Jake Gylenhal?
Who was Robert De Niro?
Who was Christopher Walken?

I could keep going...

On topic, I actually like the UK, visited a few times while I was in the military. Fun place tbh.

[Aussie939291]

As an American, England > Australia so hard lmao

Just LOL @ the average Australian who looks like this and carries around a handbag/purse

LOL @ judging Australia on it's lebo population.

[Jimthegiant]

That's because the rest of the world actually plays our sports.

[HudsonHicks]

british brah checkin in



feeling superior to others because you were born somewhere just makes you a fukin idiot. You had nothing to do with anything great that ever happened in your country.

5/7 thread, wud read aging