☆official jason blahino thread☆

[RhinoBody]

You don't even believe that. *lol at insecure people crew* <- dear god that screams insecurity. Why am I not surprised that you are going after such a soft target.

Look at you here, cant even come close to standing toe to toe. Its time to ask your gaymisc friends for help.

Stay salty bitch <- so projection IS all you can do.

Now 100% convinced that this is him. lol

[atlas24]

Now 100% convinced that this is him. lol

His gf has been exposed

[Nosferatu187]

Hes bleeding subsribers daily the only views hes getting are from the trolls which use ad block. He can't even afford an apartment his whote gf has to pay for them. Prolly making like 5k a year srs

yeah I doubt he's even making more.

[Nosferatu187]

https://www.instagram.com/blahautism/

[atlas24]

I think I laughed so hard I fried my brain watching the latest few videos. How is this chit even real life? What is happening????

Watching him implode is interesting as ****, could be made into a movie

[AltarOfPlagues]

I honestly dont think you could make this stuff up

[atlas24]

I honestly dont think you could make this stuff up

Truth is stranger than fiction

[NorthernLad93]

update from EXPOSED TV

[Groce]

oh **** lol sucks to be jason right now

[AWillis]

oh **** lol sucks to be jason right now

i wish they had released this in the cinema. i would have paid $3.50 to see it on IMAX 3D.

[atlas24]

update from EXPOSED TV

Lmao this dude is getting shut down left right and center

[damlurker550]

holy chit this fukin vid!



i dont even care this is one of the funniest vids i've seen in my life!

[Mark_O.]

oh **** lol sucks to be jason right now

lmao jason blowhoe

[damlurker550]

better watchout ur comments guys.. don't want to end up on death row or abducted by martians talking about Agent Blahino..

[NKWulf]

better watchout ur comments guys.. don't want to end up on death row or abducted by martians talking about Agent Blahino..

this guy is serious nut.

[xvicknumber7x]

death penality.

[MakersMark101]

Why can't he just drop this whole "secret agent assassin" bullchit? Seriously? It makes me fukking sick to even read it.




The only explanation is that he has convinced himself all of this chit is true. He's so convicted when speaking about it because he's deluded himself into believing it.





He is truly a fukking nutcase.

[Gainzzz]

Blaha is a fuking lunatic. He does curls before he films videos to make his arms appear big and vascular. 100% srs. He forgot to do it one time and his excuse was he was glycogen depleted or some chit, I cba finding the video.

[MakersMark101]

Blaha is a fuking lunatic. He does curls before he films videos to make his arms appear big and vascular. 100% srs. He forgot to do it one time and his excuse was he was glycogen depleted or some chit, I cba finding the video.

He probably was just glycogen depleted bro......



I mean look at how lean and shredded he is.....Probably hard NOT to be glycogen depleted when you're in that good of shape.


I need a laugh, so if you can find the vid post it.




Pls respawn.

[ChaseW]

And no, I still don't want you to mow my lawn. You need at least a GED for that job.

Off to the gym guys, continue your cluster-derp.....at least until Json distracts you with another video.

I have no idea what role you play in this thread but your car is beautiful (srs)

[SpeedMan1]

strong

https://houston.craigslist.org/cas/5557309990.html

[Groce]

better watchout ur comments guys.. don't want to end up on death row or abducted by martians talking about Agent Blahino..

lmao

[WhiteKnightBoss]

I knew a guy once. He lifted and took roids. He was in his own world of stupidity. He was completely unaware that people were literally unsure of his sanity. He tried to make it "big" in the music industry, constantly posting his horrible music, and no one ever liking it. He just kept on.

Jason Blaha garnard many followers only because it was on youtube. If these people knew him in real life, they probably would not think him sane.

[MakersMark101]

Someone just posted the best synopsis of Blaha's delusions I've ever seen:






Competitive Bodybuilder
3.5% bodyfat (pictures burned up in fire)
Male Model (pictures burned up in fire)
Reptilian
Abducted and anally probed by aliens
Werewolf
Empath
Trained at the farm at Langly
Mercenary
Performed "Snatch and Grabs"
Has abs in the morning
Had Meniere's disease
Cant squat anymore due to a heart problem
Not bald
Can't associate with Jim Wendler due to neck tattoo making him look like a criminal.
Girlfriend has a rap sheet longer than Jason's hips are wide.
Doesn't have Kleinfelter's
Was a published author but can't talk about it because of an NDA.
Helped College and pro athletes pass steroid tests
Degree's in Nutrition and Psychology (must be honorary because he never graduated community college)
Hunted Wild Boar with a bowie knife and a spear.
Moved out of his apartment due to disagreements with his landlord, not because his stripper girlfriend lost her job and couldn't afford it anymore.
More muscle than Serge Nubret
Friends call him "The Monster"
Second ex wife 'made' him go vegan (despite her not being vegan)
Threatened Dr. Layne Norton's family
Claims unemployment and disability while making money writing for Tiger Fitness and Deadlifting 3x a week.
Enjoys pegging (but not with black dildos, that would make him gay)
Looks bigger in real life
Two Black Belts
Uncle was trained by Bruce Lee
Hunted Wild Boar with a bowie knife and a spear
Claims he can score a headshot at 1000 yards
Measured his (fat) arms (with loose as **** tape) at 17 inches, claiming he would gain at least another inch of measurement on the day due to his high carb (800-1000g) diet. Someone in the comments hilariously said, "You gain an inch on your arms from eating? Are you cracking open a can of spinach?"
Claimed to be bigger than Rich Piana before BBTD
Claims he is regularly approached by women
Says he is too big for his strength levels and that a guy his size should be repping out over 400 lbs on the flat bench and 600+ lb squats
Bragged about buying a USED Mercedes from his SISTER with "hater money."
Has "killed for his country"
Will shoot you dead if you assault him
Is never fat, is just "holding water"
Does "cardio", which is just delicately pedaling at a stationary bike while playing video games
Ran a steroid lab
Claims to have been picked up and dropped in foreign countries to take out targets... While in high school.
Wrote articles for the KKK.
Lied about never threatening Layne Norton's family.
Claims to have been used as a, 'breeder', by the Illuminati, where women would come into his life, insist on unprotected sex, and then after several weeks, never contact him again and virtually disappear.
Played WOW 10hrs a day while claiming disability, never found by numerous doctors.
Claims to be partially deaf due to Mineares disease, never has to ask people to repeat themselves on video.

[MakersMark101]

strong

https://houston.craigslist.org/cas/5557309990.html

Fukking DED.

[BrawnySwoleman]

Blaha is a fuking lunatic. He does curls before he films videos to make his arms appear big and vascular. 100% srs. He forgot to do it one time and his excuse was he was glycogen depleted or some chit, I cba finding the video.

Was it this one?

[atlas24]

Here he admits to being a cuck, his gf only "danced a little" to put her self through college at the ****ing university of Phoenix.

This just keeps getting better

His gf was literally a whore and has a ****ing rap sheet of felonies, but he calls jim wendler a degenerate because he has a neck tattoo and pokes fun at jerry wards past.

[QuickNutkus]

The old men profiles commenting on his videos is pretty funny.

[NorthernLad93]

and there's been another update

Cliffs:
- Exposes the criminal record Jason's girlfriend has. Included MULTIPLE DUI's, the most recent one from 2015. As well as her trying to sell pepsi to an undercover cop while working as a stripper...
- Clips show Jason claiming he couldnt associate with someone who had a criminal record
- Hypocrites gon' hypo.

[Harrison222]

Don't disrespect our special merc marine forces brahs.