☆official jason blahino thread☆

[Mark_O.]

I tried explaining that this guy is a dumbass a couple of years ago.

still 35, mirin spacetime-continuum

[TadPole15]

still 35, mirin spacetime-continuum

best thing in this thread

[nosirrahx]

From the Jason obsession thread:

"My thoughts would be to do the opposite, bring up the heat and try new tactics "

Yeah, like going outside or getting a job? Seriously, if you have this kind of time to dedicate to a man why not just get a retarded boyfriend so you can at least get some sex out of your time commitment?

[DJScrew_inmyCup]

still 35, mirin spacetime-continuum

hahaha

[Groce]

lmao any guesses as to what his key phrases are?

darketernity
reptilians
david icke
lizards
mercenary
cia
ilumanati
assassin
pissening
sickening
order 66

[Jallalabadbad]

still 35, mirin spacetime-continuum

Lmao

[Groce]

another one of his accounts lol

[PHZA]

Tons has been found out about Blaha in the last few days. How can he come back and save face with his fans after this? I hope he doesn't go crazy with all the guns he has.

"The role I ended with was done by my own hand. The order of assassins I spoke of within the bloodlines was something I was selected for based on merit around the age of 15 for me, due to my personal gifts, and the higher ranks of it are obtained only by challenging someone who has it and them either yielding their title to you, or you killing them in ritual combat. I did this at the age of 17, without permission form anyone, and rather unexpected. The title I held at the time of my leaving the brotherhood was “Angel of Death”.

"I was aware of our invasion of Iraq prior to 9/11 occurring as it was intended that I would go into military intel during the invasion and assist with black ops, however I had left prior to 9/11 so those plans did not fall through."

"Weapons can be obtained though in any country. I was trained to infultrate any country I was dropped in, arm myself with whatever the local crime rings had access too, kill those I obtained them from to cover my tracks, take out my target, and slip back out unseen."

"when the brotherhood loaned me to the intel community in my teens, as i was already a trained assassin, this is the degree to which my own programming has been successful. if they wanted a completely unsuspecting assassin i could get out of class on a friday afternoon at the age of 16, get a phone call with a trigger frequincy on it. i would flip alters, get in my car and meet a CIA/contact at a nearby location. they would give me a passport, ID, money anything i needed, a photo, address, name etc of a mark in another country easily reachable. a completely unsuspecting teenage could then fly into the country, eliminate the mark through whatever means he had decided (i had my first blackbelt and could hold 1/4 moa groups at up to 500 meters by this age) and slip back out the country without having any interaction with anyone"

[ApG]

I wonder if anyone can find peeps he knew from high school and what they say about his ass.

[WrestlingFan123]

LOL I like his fake natty series, his stories are right out of that American Ultra movie, did he write the script to that POS movie?

[SpaceCowboy02]

This guy is a pretentious douche.

[AWillis]

was he getting ready for a bodybuilding show? i find it funny how he always puts down bbers saying they are ****s. looks like he tried to be one.

[AWillis]

he says he used to be a bb'er

ty brah. just crazy how he talks them all down now

[abroom]

Blaha (supposedly) posting his lifting stats on a message board back in the day.

[balkanbulkin]

Kek...I think this is it, guys. He's not gonna recover from this. People have been throwing all kinds of shit his way since the beginning and he always managed to keep a large part of his audience, but this...Being an awkward low-test autisticus is forgivable/human after all, but this reptilian-psyop shit-show is beyond any measurable level of retardation.

[dizzin9]

lmao

fukin lol

subbed

[tokelift]

Blaha (supposedly) posting his lifting stats on a message board back in the day.

3.5% bodyfat
505lbs x 2 bench

this_happened.exe

[Diamhea]

was he getting ready for a bodybuilding show? i find it funny how he always puts down bbers saying they are ****s. looks like he tried to be one.

Exactly.

Child bearing hips of peace and Craig Titus wants the loose skin around his lower pecs back

[FPS75]

Tons has been found out about Blaha in the last few days. How can he come back and save face with his fans after this? I hope he doesn't go crazy with all the guns he has.

"The role I ended with was done by my own hand. The order of assassins I spoke of within the bloodlines was something I was selected for based on merit around the age of 15 for me, due to my personal gifts, and the higher ranks of it are obtained only by challenging someone who has it and them either yielding their title to you, or you killing them in ritual combat. I did this at the age of 17, without permission form anyone, and rather unexpected. The title I held at the time of my leaving the brotherhood was “Angel of Death”.

"I was aware of our invasion of Iraq prior to 9/11 occurring as it was intended that I would go into military intel during the invasion and assist with black ops, however I had left prior to 9/11 so those plans did not fall through."

"Weapons can be obtained though in any country. I was trained to infultrate any country I was dropped in, arm myself with whatever the local crime rings had access too, kill those I obtained them from to cover my tracks, take out my target, and slip back out unseen."

"when the brotherhood loaned me to the intel community in my teens, as i was already a trained assassin, this is the degree to which my own programming has been successful. if they wanted a completely unsuspecting assassin i could get out of class on a friday afternoon at the age of 16, get a phone call with a trigger frequincy on it. i would flip alters, get in my car and meet a CIA/contact at a nearby location. they would give me a passport, ID, money anything i needed, a photo, address, name etc of a mark in another country easily reachable. a completely unsuspecting teenage could then fly into the country, eliminate the mark through whatever means he had decided (i had my first blackbelt and could hold 1/4 moa groups at up to 500 meters by this age) and slip back out the country without having any interaction with anyone"

New Copy Paste for Navy Seal....I vote yea!

[MunicipalWaster]

Easy to knock a guy who can't defend himself, I'd like to see the steroid expert himself post in this thread and give his professional opinion.

[AWillis]

blaha turned off the likes numbers on his vids again. i guess he is getting upset by the amount of dislikes he is getting. i think he could solve the issue if he didn't keep thinking he was the king of chit and never wrong about anything.

[chessboxxn]

Easy to knock a guy who can't defend himself, I'd like to see the steroid expert himself post in this thread and give his professional opinion.

Maybe he should make a YouTube account and upload a video explaining all this junk lol

[KlLLEmAll]

He's not credible, but to ruin a mans livelihood is fked up.

There's more than enough content proving this guy is a fraud. Anyone with half a brain will find it.

They should stop the campaign before this fat guy tops himself.

[ruskism]

"Was I always natural? No I was natural until I was 25. I juiced for a couple of years because competing truely natural was impossible (half the guys at "natural" shows are using tons of drugs) and I have pretty superb genetics. Hence one reason I would never advise anyone to compete in bodybuilding, or get into professional sports today.

Me natural@ 190-195 lbs, early on in my weight training after one year of very hard training (I gained 20 lbs of muscle):


Here is the one you saw of me in that other thread @ 260 lbs, not so natural:"

welp, there he is saying he's not natty lol

[chessboxxn]

[Kewbrah]

Wow, how did I miss this guy before?!

The bit I don't get is the suggestion that he had fans or at least people who take him seriously. Did that really happen?

[tokelift]

When will it be mine turn to be a secret mercenary warrior @ 3.5% bf with a 6 plate bench?

[chessboxxn]

Wow, how did I miss this guy before?!

The bit I don't get is the suggestion that he had fans or at least people who take him seriously. Did that really happen?

He has a fair amount of followers that he provides 'content' to. Why they come, who knows. At one point he put out relatively useful advice and information, if not sort of generic. Then it just started falling apart. The Dr. Layne Norton PhD fiasco is said to have marked the beginning. That whole thing was my introduction to the YouTube fitness personality clashes that seem kind of prevalent now. Jason Blaha literally ruined YouTube. Maybe.

[PR1MO]

Yo,

So I've been MIA for a while, and I remember when JasonDB started a YouTube channel and gained some level of fame. Now I've just finished watching a "Jason Blaha Exposed" video. What's the latest? He seems to have done the one thing Robert Downey Jr's character in Tropic Thunder said you should never do.

Also, if you don't know me and you're all like "who's this dude with the sweet tan?". I'm Paul, NutMisc OG and talker of ****.

[ErikTheElectric]

*grabs popcorn*