Misc. Med Thread Vol. 3: caribbean diabetus strikes back

[SwiftRick]

The amount of cheating that goes on in med school...holy chit.

Yesterday just saw a MARRIED classmate (female) make out with an upper classman. Saw them making out but it's none of my business. Found out today they banged.

I just don't get it.

[WeekndOrNah]

The amount of cheating that goes on in med school...holy chit.

Yesterday just saw a MARRIED classmate (female) make out with an upper classman. Saw them making out but it's none of my business. Found out today they banged.

I just don't get it.

lol wtf
sloots gon sloot

thanks for giving me hope of hooking up with LTR classmates hehe

[TheVM]

The amount of cheating that goes on in med school...holy chit.

Yesterday just saw a MARRIED classmate (female) make out with an upper classman. Saw them making out but it's none of my business. Found out today they banged.

I just don't get it.

Lots of people, guys and girls, will break up with their SO, fiance, husband/wife. Med school is just too stressful for those relationships to survive.

[TheVM]

lol wtf
sloots gon sloot

thanks for giving me hope of hooking up with LTR classmates hehe

Yup, hooked up with two classmates who were married and engaged at the start of med school. He he. Keep the dream alive. Start making moves now and it will be a layup once they break up.

[muscle beast]

The amount of cheating that goes on in med school...holy chit.

Yesterday just saw a MARRIED classmate (female) make out with an upper classman. Saw them making out but it's none of my business. Found out today they banged.

I just don't get it.

Med students start their sl00t phase in medical school (srs). All the sl00ty college girls either ended up in Nursing School or pregnant and stay at home moms.

But female medical students have basically been celibate since high school, gunning for the highest grades and that chit continues (for the most part) throughout college. However, once they land in medical school they have a since of achievement where they can finally unload and unleash their inner-sl00t. Couple that with the added stress of medical school itself and you got a recipe for Mega Sl00t Pie

srs

[SwiftRick]

Yup, hooked up with two classmates who were married and engaged at the start of med school. He he. Keep the dream alive. Start making moves now and it will be a layup once they break up.

Sometimes I wish my morals would allow me to do it. I've had 2 offers from pretty hnnnng students. Srs. Instead here I am fapping to the thought of them because I don't want to condone cheating. Even though they probably getting cream pied by other classmates

Med students start their sl00t phase in medical school (srs). All the sl00ty college girls either ended up in Nursing School or pregnant and stay at home moms.

But female medical students have basically been celibate since high school, gunning for the highest grades and that chit continues (for the most part) throughout college. However, once they land in medical school they have a since of achievement where they can finally unload and unleash their inner-sl00t. Couple that with the added stress of medical school itself and you got a recipe for Mega Sl00t Pie

srs

I can see it. Just had higher stands for them but now I know better lol

It's crazy back before med school when I find out a girl is in med school/vet school I'm like omg wow, marriage material, head on right, "probably" doesn't sloot.

Now I know better.

/rant back to 1.5x speed of pathoma boyos

[muscle beast]

Sometimes I wish my morals would allow me to do it. I've had 2 offers from pretty hnnnng students. Srs. Instead here I am fapping to the thought of them because I don't want to condone cheating. Even though they probably getting cream pied by other classmates



I can see it. Just had higher stands for them but now I know better lol

It's crazy back before med school when I find out a girl is in med school/vet school I'm like omg wow, marriage material, head on right, "probably" doesn't sloot.

Now I know better.

/rant back to 1.5x speed of pathoma boyos

LOL that's whats up brah. And yeah listen to all the advice in this thread, everything is particularly HIGH YIELD!

[jayhow92]

Sometimes I wish my morals would allow me to do it. I've had 2 offers from pretty hnnnng students. Srs. Instead here I am fapping to the thought of them because I don't want to condone cheating. Even though they probably getting cream pied by other classmates



I can see it. Just had higher stands for them but now I know better lol

It's crazy back before med school when I find out a girl is in med school/vet school I'm like omg wow, marriage material, head on right, "probably" doesn't sloot.

Now I know better.

/rant back to 1.5x speed of pathoma boyos

Dr. High Yield is the fuking man

[dxw]

More like:

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Rowing. Never again.

Did he died?

[WeekndOrNah]

At what point (if ever) did you guys finally develop professional maturity?

I doubt myself every day lol. Got a breast and male&female genitourinary exam thing this afternoon and I was snapchatting my non med school friends the cartoon of a doctor fingering a patient's angus "lol this is my monday"

EDIT: lmao just lmao



EDIT 2: we gucci, maintained poker face and composure.

[S34guLL]

At what point (if ever) did you guys finally develop professional maturity?

I doubt myself every day lol. Got a breast and male&female genitourinary exam thing this afternoon and I was snapchatting my non med school friends the cartoon of a doctor fingering a patient's angus "lol this is my monday"

EDIT: lmao just lmao

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EDIT 2: we gucci, maintained poker face and composure.

Lmao. Glad it went well

[incomingbrOMS]

I found that my professionalism exists mainly in front of patients or senior staff I don't know well.

[lebronjames]

guys what are the best step 2 CK books? for sure ill be using UWorld as my main but whats are good review books? (coming from Canadian med school, wrote step 1 already).

Ive heard mix of Step up to medicine, Master the boards, First Aid Ck2 (although i hear not as good as step 1 book)

Thoughts?

[ViktorFrankl]

guys what are the best step 2 CK books? for sure ill be using UWorld as my main but whats are good review books? (coming from Canadian med school, wrote step 1 already).

Ive heard mix of Step up to medicine, Master the boards, First Aid Ck2 (although i hear not as good as step 1 book)

Thoughts?

There isn't a clear winner. Pick one and stick to it, don't spread yourself too thin

[TheVM]

I found that my professionalism exists mainly in front of patients or senior staff I don't know well.

Lol same, would get in serious trouble about the things we joke about once I'm at the bar with fellow med people. Honestly, it's the best way to maintain sanity though. You'll develop a dark sense of humor, no two ways about it.

[WeekndOrNah]

Lol same, would get in serious trouble about the things we joke about once I'm at the bar with fellow med people. Honestly, it's the best way to maintain sanity though. You'll develop a dark sense of humor, no two ways about it.

sick I can continue giggling at fingering buttholes (no homo) and stuffing swabs down hallways

[santal0l]

(warning: e-brag ahead)

tfw updating CV after 8 months of dedicated research. Research gains out the azzzz hnnnnnngggggggg. Still got 4 more months to kill it and have some nice first authorships in the works. Now if I can somehow manage to not be a dumbass autist on my away rotations I might have a shot at matching.

[echoareone]

Lol same, would get in serious trouble about the things we joke about once I'm at the bar with fellow med people. Honestly, it's the best way to maintain sanity though. You'll develop a dark sense of humor, no two ways about it.

This happened more than I expected, and I was expecting it...some of the **** that comes out of my mouth around non-medical people is pretty shocking, I'm sure. And I started from a pretty dark humored place anyway.




250 ranks entered into NRMP, and we're done.


"178....179...wait, what was 178 again? **** mine doesn't match with that, need to edit the list..."

[Tabris]

have some nice first authorships in the works.

Das it mane.

Did he died?

Just your average 2k test.

[muscle beast]

Lol same, would get in serious trouble about the things we joke about once I'm at the bar with fellow med people. Honestly, it's the best way to maintain sanity though. You'll develop a dark sense of humor, no two ways about it.

This happened more than I expected, and I was expecting it...some of the **** that comes out of my mouth around non-medical people is pretty shocking, I'm sure. And I started from a pretty dark humored place anyway.




250 ranks entered into NRMP, and we're done.


"178....179...wait, what was 178 again? **** mine doesn't match with that, need to edit the list..."

holy chit, 250 ranks for the couples match? Is this real life...

[RobParks2M]

This happened more than I expected, and I was expecting it...some of the **** that comes out of my mouth around non-medical people is pretty shocking, I'm sure. And I started from a pretty dark humored place anyway.



250 ranks entered into NRMP, and we're done.


"178....179...wait, what was 178 again? **** mine doesn't match with that, need to edit the list..."

What is couples match? Is that only for if you are married or some chit?

[S34guLL]

What is couples match? Is that only for if you are married or some chit?

Anyone can couples match actually - don't have to be partners. All you do is pay the fee and check a box in NRMP I think

nrmp.org/match-process/couples-in-the-match/

[stevesteve12]

can you couples match with another dude?

either if you two were both gay or just besties

heck can you group match? that would be sick as fuk, group of friends ending up in the same city

[ViktorFrankl]

(warning: e-brag ahead)

tfw updating CV after 8 months of dedicated research. Research gains out the azzzz hnnnnnngggggggg. Still got 4 more months to kill it and have some nice first authorships in the works. Now if I can somehow manage to not be a dumbass autist on my away rotations I might have a shot at matching.

Get it mane. Just remember on your aways to lick the needle to clean it before you suture

[ViktorFrankl]

can you couples match with another dude?

either if you two were both gay or just besties

heck can you group match? that would be sick as fuk, group of friends ending up in the same city

Don't think you can group match, but yea you can couples with whoever

[santal0l]

Brahs I dun goofed. Took my usual dose of mesomorph on an empty stomach. Brb about to have an MI.

[echoareone]

holy chit, 250 ranks for the couples match? Is this real life...

I wish it weren't real life.

What is couples match? Is that only for if you are married or some chit?

You each have your list, and you can list programs multiple times, with different combos, so even though we both only went on like 20 interviews, that comes out to 400 possible permutations...but yeah i know people who are matching as friends, groups, etc.

So either we both match, or neither of us does. But we got correspondence from our #1.

[S34guLL]

can you couples match with another dude?

either if you two were both gay or just besties

heck can you group match? that would be sick as fuk, group of friends ending up in the same city

I wonder how common it is for a pair of friends to do it.

Brahs I dun goofed. Took my usual dose of mesomorph on an empty stomach. Brb about to have an MI.

Stay safe, santa

[incomingbrOMS]

Lol at 250 ranks, fuk your life mane.



Brb like 7-8 ranks. WE OUT HERE.

[WeekndOrNah]

My class is full of LDAR *******s. Getting yucky with the boyz not even once