Took new girl to hawaii....didn't get laid....come and laugh

[Insanity_SC]

On second thought, she might actually be a keeper. (srs)

See where this goes and keep us updated OP. Perhaps you can take her to Paris next time.

LOL.

IF there is a next time, it's the dive country bar down the street.

[smallasphuck]

hey man, what kinda work you doin?

[Dragonboy24]

Dang, I really hit a nerve.

Slayers gonna fukin slay

Lol post a pic of yourself them beta

[Gsxr25]

LOL.

IF there is a next time, it's the dive country bar down the street.

lulz stop acting like this doesn't intrigue you. If after all this happened and I didn't clap dem cheeks I would be fiending like a mother fuarker.

[jetsetterbrah]

Fight on brah

[iabs]

what did you think was gonna happen?

any self respected chick would've felt like a high end hoe if she agreed to smash you even if she was attracted to you.

do you even logic?

your fault for inviting someone you just met and went out with literally once before going full retard and inviting to an overseas vacation...

wtf dude .

[reallifeslayer]

Lol post a pic of yourself them beta

couldnt care less about proving myself online

brb slapping people in the face with truth

[Souh]

- OP 26 yrs old
-goes on vacation
-invites some random bitch to chill
-doesnt bang girl first night
-continues letting her stay w/ him.
-Spends dat dere money on her
-Doesnt bang any girl entire time in vacation.
-goes home like a good cuck

....

lay down n rot lmfao

[ververysrs]

fukkkkkkk m8 it's gonna be ok

[Insanity_SC]

lulz stop acting like this doesn't intrigue you. If after all this happened and I didn't clap dem cheeks I would be fiending like a mother fuarker.

explain brah.

I am confused of course. It's hilarious and awkward at the same time. I give less of a fuk now looking back than I did there at the time. I like this chick a lot yeah. but kinda pissed too obviously.

[Insanity_SC]

what did you think was gonna happen?

any self respected chick would've felt like a high end hoe if she agreed to smash you even if she was attracted to you.

do you even logic?

your fault for inviting someone you just met and went out with literally once before going full retard and inviting to an overseas vacation...

wtf dude .

retrospect is a biatch. yeah.

[Ratfish]

you're not making us bald portland brehs look very good, holmes lol

[Jattz]

explain brah.

I am confused of course. It's hilarious and awkward at the same time. I give less of a fuk now looking back than I did there at the time. I like this chick a lot yeah. but kinda pissed too obviously.

Did you have what you would define as a good time? If you didn't tell any of your coworkers that you didn't have sex would they have automatically assumed you did or didn't?

[brrealtea]

cliffs for measlies plz

[Insanity_SC]

Did you have what you would define as a good time? If you didn't tell any of your coworkers that you didn't have sex would they have automatically assumed you did or didn't?

It was a good time. Kinda quiet and awkward at times...but honestly that's to be expected over 4 days. I wouldn't even have enough things to say to my ex-gf for 4 days straight.

they would have assumed we did.

you're not making us bald portland brehs look very good, holmes lol

teach me

[BigRangs]

[Succeeded]

Good, you deserve the humiliation for not posting pics and moving things way too fast with a skank you met on tinder, how are you even at 10k rep? you should be red.

edit: ^^ this is my response from reading post #1, im not reading ****ing 11 pages, so if i missed anything you posted and can defend yourself, i'll take back what i said. if not, **** off.

[MH28]

If I were you I'd chop her into several pieces, bury her torso in my backyard and ship her limbs back to Hawaii.

[Insanity_SC]

Good, you deserve the humiliation for not posting pics and moving things way too fast with a skank you met on tinder, how are you even at 10k rep? you should be red.

you mad my reps went up by 1k since this thread? yeah you furious.

it's ok, let it out. pornhub will help.

[umop3pisdn]

It was a good time. Kinda quiet and awkward at times...but honestly that's to be expected over 4 days. I wouldn't even have enough things to say to my ex-gf for 4 days straight.

they would have assumed we did.

I'm confused, why would you expect guaranteed sex in this situation? Just shows you she won't fuk a guy just because she finds him attractive, until maybe a more deeper emotional connection is made. Sounds like a keeper

[Succeeded]

you mad my reps went up by 1k since this thread? yeah you furious.

it's ok, let it out. pornhub will help.

Hahahahaha not the slightest bit affected. See my edit.

[Gsxr25]

explain brah.

I am confused of course. It's hilarious and awkward at the same time. I give less of a fuk now looking back than I did there at the time. I like this chick a lot yeah. but kinda pissed too obviously.

Well in this day chicks are easy as fuark, so meh, who cares that you didn't get laid. If you take not having sex out of the equation did you enjoy your time together? Who knows maybe this chick is a virgin or has actual morals which is pretty rare these days. Could take this as a blessing in disguise, either way I would definitely look into it further as I would be intrigued to find out more.

[Insanity_SC]

I'm confused, why would you expect guaranteed sex in this situation?

I don't?

I just thought the whole thing was funny. if she was into me I would have thought she'd touch back etc. kiss. be more "into" it.

I think you have me pegged wrong. I didn't fly this girl out for guaranteed sex. more because I was trying to salvage this trip and wanted a date while on this work thing it was a last minute decision and done hastily. I was pretty pissed at other girl at the time. still am.

Well in this day chicks are easy as fuark, so meh, who cares that you didn't get laid. If you take not having sex out of the equation did you enjoy your time together? Who knows maybe this chick is a virgin or has actual morals which is pretty rare these days. Could take this as a blessing in disguise, either way I would definitely look into it further as I would be intrigued to find out more.

word brother. I'm gonna take a sit and see approach for a bit and figure it out

[ko5567]

Boss sounds fun to work with/10

[anonkunbrah]

sounds like she cucked you for a hawaii trip. better bring a tranny next time if you want to get phuck

[datboigene]

Op pls be trolling

Pls

Lold so hard

[Insanity_SC]

Op pls be trolling

Pls

Lold so hard

if only. alright boyos, gotta walk the dog. thanks for the laughs this morning. will check in soon.

[xacimo]

I haven't read through every page, but has anyone solved the mystery of how OP is 26 and looks in his 40s/50s. wtf man

[reallifeslayer]

I haven't read through every page, but has anyone solved the mystery of how OP is 26 and looks in his 40s/50s. wtf man

going for lots of bike rides

[Mulloway69]

cant this time. maybe in the future. cannot get detectived on this one. many real life people are involved in the whole thing.

So don't make a fkn thread then, 08 user.......