Took new girl to hawaii....didn't get laid....come and laugh

[mythos34]

You have to be one awkward virgin to mess it up that bad. Youve disappointed your entire male ancestry. Congrats.

The fact that you think its funny and are ok with everyone laughing at you about it is a bit disturbing too.

[spurz89]

OP is older than the island of Hawaii.








You geriatric fukk

[OhioBoy21]

You should have just whipped your cawk out srs, she was in same hotel and bed as you and you were paying for everything

[HotCheetos]

you guys can't claim sloots gon sloot then wonder why a girl wont give it up after your first time meeting lol.

Was thinking exactly this the second I started reading OPs post, then sure enough all the miscers being baffled by her lack of slootiness.

I wouldn't even be that mad.

She came with just a days notice and you barely even know her.

I'm actually pretty shocked that she went on the trip with you.

If each day was mad fun and you guys were vibing, maybe she's your future wife breh

Possibly true. OP needs to find out quickly if he is wasting his time, or if this girl is worth a LTR with.

Slept in the same bed? So awkward. Why would you invite a girl you don't know to Hawaii? Setting yourself up for that awkwardness

Should have taken one of your boys instead and had a ballin Hawaii trip macking on sloots and doing fun ****

I don't find it bad at all that she didn't sleep with you. She sounds like relationship material. Be honest, if she gave it up so quickly, you would probably lose interest.

Also, this is not the type of trip you take a girl that you are not in a committed relationship with. Not sure why you thought to do that, even with the other girl.

Completely agree with this, especially if OP had known her better and realized she wasn't some sloot. Although in OPs defense it is fair to assume some tinder girl is automatically a sloot.

[Junkster]

Lol, sad to say but I had almost exactly same thing happen to me. I got a free flight to Miami and Gota good deal on a room in South Beach. My gf flaked on going with me I offered to buy her plane ticket she just had to split the room with me.

I offered the same deal to all of my friends and no one would take me up on the offer!

At the time I was studying partners with this cheerleader chick at my Jr college. She had a man too at the time but we would flirt and stuff in inappropriate ways still... She was hot.

Anyways so we were studying and I started venting about how no one wanted to go and I jokingly asked if she wanted to go with me and she said yes... So yea I took her with me lol... Told my gf too, she was PISSEDDDD HAHA AYYLMAO

the whole 7 days were terrible... She never wanted to go out and have fun she was super boring not to. Mention the weather was like a fukin monsoon the whole time we were there.

Unlike you op I got to cuddle and make out, I was gona give it to this sloot bad till I started playing with her poocay and oh lawd.... It was seriously the most gross in shaven blown up pastrami samich meat curtain snatch I've ever seen or felt in my lyfe srs.... I stopped there and never tried to bang the rest of the trip lol.... It was THAT bad I'm srs.

Anyways it was a funny story, what a waste of a sloot. Jesus definitely didn't love her to have her born with that exploded meat carcass of a punani

[roko79]

if no physical contact on first date, I never tried pursuing a second.

should've taken one of ur guy friends and had a ballin trip to find girls there.

[JD805]

That's about as betas as a man can get.

[Insanity_SC]

You have to be one awkward virgin to mess it up that bad. Youve disappointed your entire male ancestry. Congrats.

The fact that you think its funny and are ok with everyone laughing at you about it is a bit disturbing too.

because I can and still am getting laid elsewhere dumbass.

I also didn't lose any money on her. All I did get was rejected sexually. Cheer up m8

[kratosbrah]

He asked her to go last minute so its not really like she "used" him. Its possible that the girl actually likes him and......this is going to blow the misc's mind.........is the misc's first confirmed case of sloots not slooting. The girl didn't sell her pussy for a few drinks, some food, and nice surroundings and the misc is disappointed. Isn't she really the "good girl" the misc says they always want? Hot and doesn't spread as easy as warm butter?

shes on tinder you queer

she was looking to get some d or some gifts from betas trying to give the d and she got it.

[MantissToboggan]

on the flip side,

if a bish that i had no interest in invited me on a seven day trip out of town, i would absolutely say no.

srs. i'd rather spend that time doing chit i want to do, seeing my brahs, hitting the gym, getting yucky with the boys than spend it with some bish that i don't want to fuk...even if we are at a resort


is this a guy mentality?

[jakeeck]

Guy in that pic is not 26... can even tell by his body he's much older..

also just from seeing half face of girl you can tell she isn't anywhere near "every guy staring hot"

[suprabum]

is this real tea?

[HouseBro]

yeah I'm w/the breh that says DO NOTHING and let her come to you w/o you being butthurt

If it was anything more than a free vacation she'll bite. No double texting and asking about her though like that cuz said.

Also mother fukcer you at least 30 WHO DUH FUKC IS REGGIE

[Insanity_SC]

Guy in that pic is not 26... can even tell by his body he's much older..

also just from seeing half face of girl you can tell she isn't anywhere near "every guy staring hot"

ok.jpg.

she also has zero makeup in that pic, seeing as we went snorkeling about 5 minutes prior. she is clearly very attractive in that pic lmao

[CoathTreySongz]

OP just came in to say you look just like my favorite Uncle who went to prison, broke his arm while fuking a girl on a bed of baby oil (he tried to jump onto it and slipped off), and got a Russian stripper pregnant. I look like him too. Good to know we're all slayers, besides the whole Maui thing.

[GildedOtter]

several 5 star meals and a $1300 hotel bar tab later, we have no physical contact besides some hugs. Slept in same bed. I tried putting arm around, she eventually pulls away each time lol.

Bro... You've been on a normal date with this girl and taken her on a f*cking vacation to Hawaii AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED, let alone had sex. For Christ's sake, the girl won't even let you PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER IN BED. Sorry to lay down the truth, but this girl wants nothing to do with you and she is being nice in hopes that you will just fade away and take a hint.

OP if you spend another ounce of time/money on this girl you're a moron and you deserve whatever rejection/heartbreak comes your way.

[Letthemcome]

age: 26 and that's your physique.. story is clearly bs. pretty sure you know girls resist and to just grab them and force through their barriers (in b4 rape.. lmao at how close of a line you have to ****ing tread because of how female attraction works).

[Droopdx]

No USC Trojan fan has gotten laid since Vietnam, bro. Become a duck fan like a normal Oregonian and you'll be swimming in puss.

All joking aside, sounds like you have a great job. Stay off of tinder in Portland though, we're fighting for the same sloots.

How do you know Sara Nelson btw? Lol

[mythos34]

because I can and still am getting laid elsewhere dumbass.

I also didn't lose any money on her. All I did get was rejected sexually. Cheer up m8

Hey man, didnt mean to put you down. I dont like to do that. Im just frustrated for you lol. I wasnt there so i dont know the details. But Jesus.. It sounds like shiit teen boys go through.

[ChiefRocka]

Debated posting this....but I just got off the phone with my boss (work trip) and he gave me so much chit for it I felt like sharing. It's pretty unbelievable.

Met girl on tinder 2 months ago. 21, 9/10. one of the most beautiful girls I've ever gone out with. Kind of quiet, introverted, but very mature, friendly, intelligent. I took her for sushi and cocktails. we talked, had fun, hugged and parted ways. she says I am the only guy she's actually ever met on Tinder (I have no idea if true or not). Also the oldest guy she's ever gone out with.

We try setting up second date but my travel schedule in late Dec and Jan is hectic and she works weekdays, lives alone with a new puppy, and studies for online classes on weekends. I don't pursue hard since I begin seeing a different girl. No contact for 2 weeks early Jan except daily snapchats of our dogs, no actual communication. She texts me out of the blue "hey stranger, how have you been?". We agree to meet again but didn't happen that weekend.

Now it's Jan 25. I had gone out several times with another girl and invited her to a work trip to Maui. But in between the invitation and now we barely hang out. she claims she's always sick, tired, etc. whatever. She bails on trip the day before because she is really sick (actually was, but I still feel like being sick in Hawaii trumps sick in Oregon). It's an all expense paid 5 day resort vacation and I already have her ticket.

Day before flight I txt 21 year old "wanna join me in Maui tomorrow"? long story short, she agrees (she agreed immediately, then got cold feet, then came). Flies out a day after me.

several 5 star meals and a $1300 hotel bar tab later, we have no physical contact besides some hugs. Slept in same bed. I tried putting arm around, she eventually pulls away each time lol. next night literally said "I want to spoon you, does that make you uncomfortable" in a playful joking way. she laughs and says it's only our second date and she's still getting to know me. basically this happens each night. we do everything together, but she gives no opportunity to be physical. zero signs to go off. wont sit close enough to touch.

flight home together. hug, kiss on her cheek at airport, done. I tell her i'd like to see her again. says ok. txts me that night saying thank you and maybe we can get to know each other in a more normal context. no contact till this morning I sent some pics of us and she laughed and said they were great.

story over. My boss was there and spent our weekly call this morning grilling me and laughing at me. Only I, in 2016, can possibly manage to not get laid on a 5 star resort trip with a tinder girl.

cliffs:

21 year old tinder date. meet once, hug after
1 month later invite to Hawaii
share room for 4 nights, no sex. no kissing
fail

NO PICS. NO DETECTIVES. her looks are irrelevant. she's hot. like every guy staring at her hot

Your male instinct should have told you that during the lapses in contact with this 21 year old chic and her randomly reaching out to you that she was full of sh**T. That's pretty much sign number 1 that a girl is a waste of time and that her attention is elsewhere.

I have made the mistake of giving girls that do this spotty contacting crap the benefit of the doubt only to realize that they were a complete waste and they were only keeping me as an option. If they are not consistent with contacting you, they are not serious about you. The fact that you still chose to invite her to Hawaii after that, it's no surprise how she acted with you.

I would be rather annoyed if not enraged that a chic I invited to Hawaii fronted so hard.

[EnderG60]

If this is true, you change her ticket to return ASAP and tell her to GTFO.

Good god you better be trolling.

[davidblowie]

why are you afraid to post pics? she obviously friendzoned you

[davidblowie]

Your male instinct should have told you that during the lapses in contact with this 21 year old chic and her randomly reaching out to you that she was full of sh**T. That's pretty much sign number 1 that a girl is a waste of time and that her attention is elsewhere.

I have made the mistake of giving girls that do this spotty contacting crap the benefit of the doubt only to realize that they were a complete waste and they were only keeping me as an option. If they are not consistent with contacting you, they are not serious about you. The fact that you still chose to invite her to Hawaii after that, it's no surprise how she acted with you.

I would be rather annoyed if not enraged that a chic I invited to Hawaii fronted so hard.

this so hard

[njkid123]

In for updates

[Insanity_SC]

No USC Trojan fan has gotten laid since Vietnam, bro. Become a duck fan like a normal Oregonian and you'll be swimming in puss.

All joking aside, sounds like you have a great job. Stay off of tinder in Portland though, we're fighting for the same sloots.

How do you know Sara Nelson btw? Lol

Lol I don't know her at all. tinder. we never went out. haven't contacted her in months. she sometimes views my snapchat stories lol.

I also deleted tinder a while ago.

[Workout4ever]

that's the most beta story i have ever read

she knew you were a beta from the time she told you she lived alone and you didn't go smash

and ASKING to spoon?........bruh.........................beta overload

[Insanity_SC]

Bro... You've been on a normal date with this girl and taken her on a f*cking vacation to Hawaii AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED, let alone had sex. For Christ's sake, the girl won't even let you PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER IN BED. Sorry to lay down the truth, but this girl wants nothing to do with you and she is being nice in hopes that you will just fade away and take a hint.

OP if you spend another ounce of time/money on this girl you're a moron and you deserve whatever rejection/heartbreak comes your way.

so much conflicting advice ITT.

I think at the very least Ill wait till my euro trip before contacting her and see what happens.

[VTheKing]

You've gotten enough hate so far ITT (which to be honest is warranted) so here's a piece of actual advice...

Ask her out again. If she's playing you, she'll either say no, or go out again and still not put out. After that, drop it for good. But if she's not playing you and she actually likes you and is not a sloot, then this 3rd date will be where you find out... and if it's the latter, it means that she probably used the Hawaii trip as a 'test' (woman logic) to see if you just want to get laid or if you're relationship material.

What do you have to lose? Ask her out again to bowling or some chit that will cost you 50 bucks, and make a move. Even if you don't get laid, if you at least get some action or even a makeout, you know that she's into you and you just found wifey material.

^this so much

[jakeeck]

ok.jpg.

she also has zero makeup in that pic, seeing as we went snorkeling about 5 minutes prior. she is clearly very attractive in that pic lmao

She has a Ronda Rousey face

Also, anyone who can't see that dude in the pic is at least 40 is mentally handicapped. Clearly a troll thread.

I mean come the FUK on.. this is old man chest if I've ever seen one



It actually pisses me off that you guys are so gullible.. "Oh his age says 26.. must be true.. derp"

[Insanity_SC]

that's the most beta story i have ever read

she knew you were a beta from the time she told you she lived alone and you didn't go smash

and ASKING to spoon?........bruh.........................beta overload

bruh I didn't ask. I told her. it was a last ditch effort. a girl that was DTF would have touched back, since my hand was on her. nothing to lose at this point.