The "I pretend to be successful on ********" starter pack

[NorthernLad93]

[EssexBrah]

Sums up a lot of lads i know on fb

just going down the pub? oh wait let me put my burton suit on

[cscbrah]

I saw a kid post a status the other day about managing a furniture store talking about how he came from nothing to managing the store with hard work.

Almost spit out my caviar when I read the status.

[StiffSproles]

[OffwhiteBrah]

[Succeeded]

you forgot the *******s who rent nice cars for a day and take pics with them and when called out they say "oh the car is in my vacation house in miami"

knew some ******* who knew a guy who had a lamborghini aventador, the kid pretended like the lambo was his and posted pics of it saying he "made it" and "hard work brings millions" and acted like some successful millionaire...yeah dude was exposed and everyone laughed at him, but i unfriended him long before.

[ScubaStevo]

Change "********" to misc.

LMFAO

[ExistentialBrah]

[StiffSproles]

[jordanb1234]

It's phucking bizarre the way relatively attractive females used social media, and particularly Instagram, to market themselves with semi-professional pictures. It's a website to share pictures with your friends... chill with the cringeworthy poses and black and white imagery.

[poonpounder311]

A successful person rolls in a Subaru?

Ayyyyyy lmao.

[StiffSproles]

[Armord]

LOL ^^^ so true

Change "********" to misc.

LMFAO

this x 1000

[RC2008]

Straight up a lot of guys are paying for fake likes from fake accounts on Instagram. Getting thousands of likes after 2 mins. lmfao.

[StiffSproles]

A successful person rolls in a Subaru?

Ayyyyyy lmao.

[Peasantfighter]

Sums up a lot of lads i know on fb

just going down the pub? oh wait let me put my burton suit on

sums up 90% of people my age.

seems all they do is roll round in suits 24/7.

The only time I wear one is to interviews and maybe 5 more times a year for special events/occasions

[ExistentialBrah]

[smeelmybut]

im dying pls put more

[StiffSproles]

Fukin LOLed so fking hard at this one. Pls hold me misc..

[guestsaint]

Fukin LOLed so fking hard at this one. Pls hold me misc..

Lol, strong avi/sig dude

[Club27]

Moar misc

i need moar of these memes pls

[sickh11]

would rather be successful yet cheap than a ******* who's in debt to look successful

[ExistentialBrah]

[Mudshovel]

Aw man i want to get a WRX soon. . I don't put updates on ******** or claim to be some 150k a year bro though.


Should be a starter pack on there that is similar. Except it's "I Lease a BMW, AUDI, MERC and barely make/miss many payments"

[amenccm]

It's only a matter of time before someone makes a misc version. Replace the reddit anime tab with gay porn. The guy's face with Cameljockey. Add some pictures of zyzz when he was a stripper. Replace the shoes with a fleshlight.

[ExistentialBrah]

Right in the feels

[StiffSproles]

[StiffSproles]

[J90]

That is my best friend all over lmao.

They're not all *******s, most are just insecure.

[PatheticPeter]

sums up 90% of people my age.

seems all they do is roll round in suits 24/7.

The only time I wear one is to interviews and maybe 5 more times a year for special events/occasions

I know a couple millionaires and one multi millionaire. They all wear levis jeans and nikes, and when they have to wear a suit, its some jos a bank potato sack.