How the fuk does aziz ansari have a job?
Holy fuk.
Strong lack of talent filter down at the casting couches in hollywood.
Guy is the WOAT.
RIP in peace to his chit career (hopefully producers see the ratings drop offs when he appears in something)
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12-30-2015, 12:43 PM #1Buy high, sell higher.
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How the fuk does aziz ansari have a job?
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12-30-2015, 12:43 PM #2Registered User
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That dude sucks.
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12-30-2015, 12:44 PM #3
You seem bitter.
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12-30-2015, 12:45 PM #4Registered User
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lol check out his show on netflix master of none
its funny as fuk, big fan after seeing thatLA misc crew
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12-30-2015, 12:46 PM #5Buy high, sell higher.
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Someone told me recently it's a pile of chit. Srs. Will not watch.Originally Posted by KoCorl
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12-30-2015, 12:47 PM #6Crohns Bro
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His stand up is fukin hilarious
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12-30-2015, 12:47 PM #7
But who was human giant
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12-30-2015, 12:47 PM #8Registered User
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That show is garbage. Absolutely did not think any of it was funny.Originally Posted by KoCorl
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12-30-2015, 12:48 PM #9Registered User
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did you audition for something and lose the spot to him?Originally Posted by HMFIC_BROWSIN
and who are you my little friend? not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between; a fapoon.
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12-30-2015, 12:49 PM #10anti-miscer
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He's funny in Parks and Rec because he can play off the other characters pretty well. He sucks when it's just himself.
I also tried watching his new Netflix show, but I just couldn't get into it.
Every single interview he's done, he just reuses the same jokes from his standup. Most comics are just naturally funny and will get the audience/host to laugh using some witty banter. But nah, he has to take jokes from his standup...to promote his standup...to get people to watch his standup...which has the same jokes from his interview...Originally Posted by JDizleSwoleizle
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12-30-2015, 12:50 PM #11Buy high, sell higher.
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Are you joking? He almost single handedly ruined parks and recreation.Originally Posted by irollurmom
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12-30-2015, 12:51 PM #12Buy high, sell higher.
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As untalented as I am as an entertainer I could bury this idiot as an actor. He is awful. Forced characters. Just as bad as possible srs.Originally Posted by ashketchup963
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12-30-2015, 12:51 PM #13Registered User
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Bruh you need some hatorade?
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12-30-2015, 12:52 PM #14anti-miscer
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He's the worst character in the show, but he has his moments. Especially with Jean Ralphio. They should have given him a bigger role in Parks.Originally Posted by HMFIC_BROWSIN
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12-30-2015, 12:52 PM #15Key to success
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lmao, OP seems mad as fuk
you gotta chill
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12-30-2015, 12:53 PM #16Zipper Suited Sun God
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lol, agreed. no value what so ever.
I love stand up. I have the conversation with my friends all the time about different comedians and what skits/comedians they enjoy.
Never does his name come up. Not once.
In fact, he has never crossed my mind since the first time I stopped watching him like five minutes in until this thread.
How does he have a job?I only read thread titles and my own posts.
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12-30-2015, 12:55 PM #17Registered User
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I don't find him to be funny, but he has a humorous charm that works for him.
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12-30-2015, 12:56 PM #18Buy high, sell higher.
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maybe his dad is a producer or something? Sukin dick so his son can continuously get roles. No clue.Originally Posted by Ironmanlet
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12-30-2015, 12:57 PM #19Registered User
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12-30-2015, 12:57 PM #20Buy high, sell higher.
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That is about the level of humor aziz would use. Awful.Originally Posted by jacobcmurphy
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12-30-2015, 12:58 PM #21Cellphone elitist
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I wasn't a fan until I watched Master of None. Strong hate ITT.
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12-30-2015, 12:59 PM #22Registered User
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His dad is hilarious in that Netflix show. I watched the whole season because he sucks (srs). I like the character build up and that one surprisingly funny joke that would make the whole episode for me.
He's unaesthetic, not funny, and short and doesn't take care of his hair or skin. Mirin how he got into hollywood. I could do better in Master of None.
When he met that Married blonde chick he was phucking. Imagine if it was me... 6'2'' Sikh guy smoking with her and phucking her while her husband is gone but naaaa it was Aziz. This skinny fat manlet. Oh well, I'm just hating.
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12-30-2015, 12:59 PM #23Platinum Account User
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Can confirm, Aziz Ansari is same tier humor as Big Bang Theory, maybe even lower
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100% agreed op
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12-30-2015, 01:01 PM #25Bearded Princess
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I find Kevin Hart and Aziz Ansari both extremely overrated.
With that said, I still like them as people.
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12-30-2015, 01:01 PM #26The one and only
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Guy isn't funny at all. Master of None was awful. It's like he got a bunch of his friends who've never acted in their entire lives and decided to make an unfunny TV show.
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12-30-2015, 01:02 PM #27Registered User
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I liked him in Bill and Ted go to White Castle
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12-30-2015, 01:03 PM #28Registered User
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12-30-2015, 01:03 PM #29Buy high, sell higher.
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Bill burr is playing in his own league right now. No one is even close.Originally Posted by MuckSnapper
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12-30-2015, 01:04 PM #30Platinum Account User
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