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[loney]

My girlfriend is moving away for 2 months for the whole summer holiday! She made me promise I can't touch myself (or any girls ) until she comes back, that's 7 weeks!

Do you think I can last? Is it mentally and physically possible for a human male to not jerk off for 49 days!?

Come on everyone place your bets and how long you think I can last.

Every day I’m going to post here how hard each day has been for me.

Today 3/10

49 days left and counting..

[Mussels]

Hey man, I am in the same situation. Not gonna see my girl for 2 months. It's already been a week for me. Its hard but when you finally get together, the sex is incredible. You can screw numerous times, its great. I blow my load on my girl just to see how much I shoot on her.

[miltoney]

why?

[Mussels]

Where are u from in NH?

[bodybob]

Originally posted by Mussels
I blow my load on my girl just to see how much I shoot on her.

Nice boy.

[Mussels]

I'm a boy huh? My girl loves. Go suck a dick fucco.

[bodybob]

ok

[Kehops]

Originally posted by loney


Every day I’m going to post here how hard each day has been for me.

Today 3/10

Please don't.

[ButterBoi]

I am going htrough that too.

[SteakNPotatoes]

God you're a ***.

[cer]

Originally posted by loney
[B]
how hard each day has been for me.

good pun

[ironpleasure]

after 2 weeks youll start to nut in your sleep to get rid of the growing pressure but it can be done, good luck, BTW you wont make it.

[E-Pimp]

You idiot. She is not going to know. And why are you handing your balls to her. Where have the real men gone?

[fauche65]

Originally posted by loney
My girlfriend is moving away for 2 months for the whole summer holiday! She made me promise I can't touch myself (or any girls ) until she comes back, that's 7 weeks!

Do you think I can last? Is it mentally and physically possible for a human male to not jerk off for 49 days!?

Come on everyone place your bets and how long you think I can last.

Every day I?m going to post here how hard each day has been for me.

Today 3/10

49 days left and counting..

You are a Whipped Fairy!

[egon]

Originally posted by fauche65
You are a Whipped Fairy!

bump, how exactly is she going to know if you don't tickle the pickle for 7 weeks?

[HumbleMuscle]

Originally posted by fauche65
You are a Whipped Fairy!

Well put.

[Brak86]

Originally posted by E-Pimp
You idiot. She is not going to know. And why are you handing your balls to her. Where have the real men gone?

BUMP.

stop being a poon loney, ure gf sounds like a bitch. Just for commanding you not to touch ureself u should go out and **** some girl

[Darkhare]

she won't be able to tell if you do it now..

49 days vs 20 days it's impossible to tell.

but IF you did make it (i doubt u will ) you would probably drown her in cum... and that would be hilarious

[mystikal_d]

good luck...

[MEATWAD]

When your girl got back if i was you ,i would jam my dick in her mouth and give her a truckload of sweet cum to drink and if she couldnt finish give her a cup in case the bitch got thirsty walking home

[ridin on dubs]

I would slam every ho in sight until she gets back. Just wear a jimmy hat. Scratch that, pullin out still works.

[tim1477]

im gonna try to not whack for 2 weeks, doenst sound anything close to 7, but hey c'mon 2 weeks is a long time not to whack!

[bodybob]

No one is focusing on the girl here.

2 months away = a whole lot of new guys or toys.

I can't believe some people have that much trust.

[joshuatlarson]

HEY DUDE!!!!! DID YOU MAKE IT? HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

[jason1986]

there's no way I could go 7 weeks without releasing a load either by sex, head, or my hand. It just isn't going to make it 7 weeks. I say jack it, she's never going to know if you don't tell her.

[therileyster675]

Good luck.

[Bulkbill]

shes a fkn bitch for telling you to promise her

go bang a friend of hers

[LethalOnGuitarZ]

Originally posted by E-Pimp
You idiot. She is not going to know. And why are you handing your balls to her. Where have the real men gone?

I don't know where the real men are, but the gay ones are in bed with you.

[loney]

I'm doing this not because of my girlfriend, simply because I want to text myself to see how far I can go without doing it. Ever heard of will power?

And no pictures like 'therileyster675' posted! I don't want anything there to tempt me!

Day 2 was ok I guess, the bad thing is it was his birthday, meaning girls, girls, nerds and girls! Luckly I kinda kept away deep convosations with these beautys. And I slept over at my friends brothers house, but he had 7 nephews! 7! ANd each of them were boys! And they were all under 10, so alot of screaming (from lil kids) and getting pissed off = no hard on!

4/10

Day 3 has been a good day, I was supposed to meet my friends girlfriends mate today but I didn't (which I'm kinda glad about). I was chatting to a girl on msn today, and she said something along the lines of 'I want to stick my head between your legs' and I swear my dick grew faster that u could say 'Master-at-de-bating!' Luckily shes offline. 3 days and no carrot peeling. Its getting hard (literally ).

4/10


Keep this bumped. Tomorrow is cinema time...with girls..*gulp*

[darkcrayz]

dude what is wrong with you? not masterbating just gives girls more power, youre retarded.

a friend of mine hasnt jacked off in 3 months cause his gf asked him not too. and he isnt getting any sex anyway (she's hardcore mormon). he is just a bitch, bending over backwards to please her.