Just smashed my first tinder sloot. Broke a 1+ year dry streak, felt fukkin great bruhs.
I smoked a little bit before and just took out 15 months of pent up aggression and forever alone fap seshes on that poosy. Bitch could barely walk afterwards.
She was maybe 5-10 lbs heavier than her tinder pic.
Solid 6/10.
edit: sry can't embed for shiet. plz forgive misc gods.
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12-23-2015, 01:15 PM #1Registered User
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Smashed my first tinder match (pics)
Med bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:18 PM #2
Good job dude, she aint the best but its better than another fap
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12-23-2015, 01:19 PM #3Og of retards
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Can see the handles through the towel, you can tell she has no ass and no muscle density but congrats either way
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12-23-2015, 01:19 PM #4Registered User
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looks like you got an ogre in your bathroom there m8
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12-23-2015, 01:19 PM #5Kobe The GOATBE
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Well done good sir. I'd smash.
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12-23-2015, 01:19 PM #6Stats: 6'2" 240lbs
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She looks like she could give a mean blowie
EDIT: fukkin lmao @ the post below vvvStarting Weight: 145lbs
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12-23-2015, 01:19 PM #7
6/10
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12-23-2015, 01:20 PM #8Registered User
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I just regurgitated in my mouth
Portland Trail Blazers
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12-23-2015, 01:20 PM #9
That's a man
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12-23-2015, 01:20 PM #10Registered User
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thanks brush. She actually has a nice ass and waste and was butt nekked a bit before that pic but I was too slow on the iPhone 5c. Yea she had some handles and a detectable gut. I was definitely the harder body of the 2.Originally Posted by Canadas_elite
Med bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:21 PM #11Registered User
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Wheres IMG__2974.jpg ?
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12-23-2015, 01:21 PM #12Registered User
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how were her teddies?
Crop duster
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12-23-2015, 01:21 PM #13Registered User
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Thank you good sir. It means a lot coming from you, srs.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
Med bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #14Registered User
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GJDM. Wood ravage/10
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #15Habitual line stepper
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Das a big bitch
Bald head scallywag
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #16
6/10?
Where do you live? India?No homo
Justified pipe crew.
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #17Registered User
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Looks like that girl in Superbad
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #18ay cuzz
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correction, OP was /smashed/ by his first tinder sloot.
how deep did caitlyn go, OPRIP BIG RICHARD
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12-23-2015, 01:22 PM #19Registered User
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between B and C. They stuck out more than their width, if that makes any sense.Originally Posted by supercrunch
e: Off to the gym to lift and hoop. Pls take it ez on my angus.
I already got some other chicks on deck. this was the confidence booster. Med school is a bitch mang, you aint got no time to chase poosy if you chasing that dream residencyMed bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:24 PM #20
Don't listen to these ****s^
If you're high test you'd smash
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12-23-2015, 01:24 PM #21Og of retards
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got anymore pics from tinder, im curious how she looks in other photos nowOriginally Posted by koongoshad
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12-23-2015, 01:24 PM #22Pretty Flacko
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Originally Posted by Canadas_elite
Originally Posted by Balkanwot
Dont listen to these guys, GJDMOriginally Posted by SkullCore
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12-23-2015, 01:25 PM #23Registered User
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deeper than 6"0 ya cheeky fukkin manletOriginally Posted by 4Adz4
Med bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:28 PM #24anonymousGuest
Embedding for you OP.
Is it just me or is that Tyrone holding her waist in the first photo?
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12-23-2015, 01:29 PM #25Bonrard
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Consider yourself lucky it was only 5-10Originally Posted by koongoshad
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12-23-2015, 01:31 PM #26Registered User
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not just you, definitely Tyrone holding her waistOriginally Posted by EAOP
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12-23-2015, 01:32 PM #27Registered User
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Have some self respect
There's thin girls on tinder bro"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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12-23-2015, 01:34 PM #28Banned
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Fuking groce mate. I take it you're a muscle man. Now you inspired this whale and many others to not slim down.
Sickening mate
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12-23-2015, 01:34 PM #29Registered User
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but what if OP was tyrone?Originally Posted by HockeyCoach96
Med bruh
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12-23-2015, 01:35 PM #30ex-mоderator
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gj, she reminds me of my ex-GF's flatmate. Tfw smashing gf while her friend is in another room, thinking whether she's aware that we're having sex and visualising her joining us
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