Young girls freaking out when they find out how old you are?

[PossumBotherer]

How do you guys deal with this?

As in they're 20-23, you've already banged, then they ask how old you are and without thinking you tell them and they panic a bit. What to do, lie?

cliffs
-OP is blessed with fountain of youth genetics

[yomillzee]

havent had chicks freak out. if anything they're even more in to me being older. just dont tell them ur age. dont matter anyways.

[Karl_Hungus]

How do you guys deal with this?

As in they're 20-23, you've already banged, then they ask how old you are and without thinking you tell them and they panic a bit. What to do, lie?

cliffs
-OP is blessed with fountain of youth genetics

Time to go back to the kiddie section.

[PossumBotherer]

just dont tell them ur age. dont matter anyways.

So just duck the question without seeming confrontational about it?

[yomillzee]

had a buddy in his 30s, rails younger chicks and the question never comes up. as long as you don't make it a thing, it won't be. most times they're in to it anyways.

[2am]

This only happens to me when the girl is 14 years old or below, but I'm usually able to calm them back down.

DoULikePrison?

[mtpockets]

How do you guys deal with this?

As in they're 20-23, you've already banged, then they ask how old you are and without thinking you tell them and they panic a bit. What to do, lie?

cliffs
-OP is blessed with fountain of youth genetics

They are your cousins, shouldn't they have already known your age?

[Brackneyc]

My guess is that op also has a hard time finding dress shirts to fit his build.

[EBarbz]

Mirin your age game. Hope to have the same kind of luck when the time comes.

[DuracellBunny]

Who let the animals out of the zoo? It's always the same, they run around making noise and crapping everywhere.

From the look of OPs avi, legs not even once. You do know that it's the woman who is supposed to have the thigh gap, not the guy right?

[NacMuay]

I lie about my rage, srs. So far, every time I admit I lied, everything goes fine. Every time I've been caught lying, it ends poorly.

[cdgrill]

I tried lying and telling her I was in my 20's













But my wife just rolled her eyes at me and said it was my turn to take the garbage out








Women, go figure

[mcbourque]

Time to go back to the kiddie section.

Were the mods bored again last night?

[Fishman15]

I lie about my rage, srs. So far, every time I admit I lied, everything goes fine. Every time I've been caught lying, it ends poorly.

I lie about my rage too but what ya gonna do? Rage gonna rage...

[Brackneyc]

I lie about my rage, srs. So far, every time I admit I lied, everything goes fine. Every time I've been caught lying, it ends poorly.

Stop being a liar. Problem solved.

[DuracellBunny]

Stop being a liar. Problem solved.

They could ofc try dating women instead of girls, but then the women would see through all the lies and BS. Thread should be titled "only young dumb girls fall for my crap".

[Wyomann]

People are delusional that think they don't look their age, some look good for their age and some look worse, but they look their age. This scenario isn't real, but I guarantee you a girl or guy will know how old you are regardless of the shape you are in.

[Karl_Hungus]

Were the mods bored again last night?

That is my guess....every now and then, they love to flood this section with threads from little kids in the misc. I don't get it, but whatever floats their boat.

People are delusional that think they don't look their age, some look good for their age and some look worse, but they look their age. This scenario isn't real, but I guarantee you a girl or guy will know how old you are regardless of the shape you are in.

Everybody thinks they look young for their age. It is a pretty common delusion.

[bustasinclair]

Everybody thinks they look young for their age. It is a pretty common delusion.

^^QFT

I don't look a day over 43 1/2

[Keltron]

They are your cousins, shouldn't they have already known your age?

FXCKIN' HELL! HAHHAAH On spread w/you. LMOFAOOOOO

[Brackneyc]

I could have given you some pointers. I know how to push those buttons buddy.

[DrFlexologist]

I'm almost 40 and look 30 and look even younger if I cut my hair short and clean shave.

[Brackneyc]

I'm almost 40 and look 30 and look even younger if I cut my hair short and clean shave.

Jennifer: He wasn't very old.
David Lightman: No, he was pretty old. He was 41.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? Oh, that's old.

[NacMuay]

Stop being a liar. Problem solved.

Do me a favor. Go to a college bar and tell girls you're in your late 30s and see what happens.

[NacMuay]

They could ofc try dating women instead of girls, but then the women would see through all the lies and BS. Thread should be titled "only young dumb girls fall for my crap".

They fall for my crap all the time.

[Brackneyc]

Do me a favor. Go to a college bar and tell girls you're in your late 30s and see what happens.

Trust me, those girls know how old you are. Late thirties in a college bar is 100% impossible to conceal. They are using you as a slump buster.

[Jtbny]

Doulikesickjokes?


Judging by that neg, I'm guessing your answer is no. Lmao you *******s are too sensitive. Jesus Christ.

No, not too sensitive. Just have more couth than to joke about sex with underage girls. Oh good use of "*******s" too. Don't confuse this with being offended, I'm not easily offended and never offended by words on a screen. Just wanted to point out that I think your a fuken tool.

Merry Christmas.

[DuracellBunny]

Do me a favor. Go to a college bar and tell girls you're in your late 30s and see what happens.

WTF would somebody in their late 30's be doing in a college bar? That's like the 20 something that hangs around with high school kids because he hasn't grown up yet.

[Bando]

From this thread I've learned that young "girls" of 20-23 are referred to as "Possums" in Australia. I learn something new here every day.

[pvsampson]

From this thread I've learned that young "girls" of 20-23 are referred to as "Possums" in Australia. I learn something new here every day.

Ummmm....no.

Yet I can tell you that OP's like this one ARE known as "dickheads".