You guys realize Obama is going to remain in office after 2016, right?

[LinuxJon]

I think lots of people already realize this, but I recently heard the details from a reliable source.

There will be a false flag "terror attack" in November 2016, right before the election. In the aftermath of this, the election will be "postponed" indefinitely. When citizens start to protest and riot, Obama will impose a national curfew and suspend habeas corpus, the same as was done during the civil war. He will then forcibly retire the judges appointed by other presidents to the supreme court, and install his own, which will side with his remaining in office indefinitely.

At this point, he will impose national sharia law and pass another executive order limiting "hate speech" directed toward opposing political views.

Pepper yourselves brahs.

[Ratfish]

what happens when you sniff too much kitty litter over too many years

[Jaroctor]

How do you put your socks on in the morning

[Getter_done]

wow

[swoleyo]

Wouldn't surprise me. Then people would revolt, the military would also fracture as generals aren't going to just sit by and watch.
It would be total civil war

[Techriding101]

aren't you the poster who is scared to bring girls back to your place because you have 14 cats or some chit?

drown those things, srs

edit saw reps: jk jk haha right

[pyfagoras]

Your threads make me lol catbrah

[Devils]

unlikely, but man I can't help feel there's going to be some huge disaster around Christmas time when everyone is grouped in once place.

[LinuxJon]

Wouldn't surprise me. Then people would revolt, the military would also fracture as generals aren't going to just sit by and watch.
It would be total civil war

Yep. Which is exactly what he wants.

How do you put your socks on in the morning

One leg at a time.

[Mikerub]

john titor brah

[sdmk]

toxoplasmosis strikes again

[Vishus]

I was thinking more along the lines that there will be a large terrorist attack that will thrust the Trump into power.

[juvefan]

Sounds awesome

[thizzbrain]

Obama 2016

[Swood94]

This is America, son

[BearTactics]

Honestly, I wish he would try so general D. Trump can lead the rebellion and raise this nation from the ashes and deliver us to our destiny.

We gonna build walls. We gonna do trade deals. We gonna erect a mighty military.

#Trump2016 for president or general

[BRANDERSS]

>Obama as president since 2008
>Year 2026
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some ****
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature

[DinoPOOP]

I think lots of people already realize this, but I recently heard the details from a reliable source.

There will be a false flag "terror attack" in November 2016, right before the election. In the aftermath of this, the election will be "postponed" indefinitely. When citizens start to protest and riot, Obama will impose a national curfew and suspend habeas corpus, the same as was done during the civil war. He will then forcibly retire the judges appointed by other presidents to the supreme court, and install his own, which will side with his remaining in office indefinitely.

At this point, he will impose national sharia law and pass another executive order limiting "hate speech" directed toward opposing political views.

Pepper yourselves brahs.

does he kill all the Jedi knights before or after the terrorist attack?

[Godfrd824]

Did one of your cats tell you this?

[winterbulk]

I feel like catbrah deserves a documentary. Dated some crazy girl who had drums in a bathtub and collected tazers. Got banned from costco. Has 10 or so cats. Was willing to do a 2 hour commute every day to potentially "randomly" meet a girl at a gym. Probably a few other things I forgot too.

[LinuxJon]

I feel like catbrah deserves a documentary. Dated some crazy girl who had drums in a bathtub and collected tazers. Got banned from costco. Has 10 or so cats. Was willing to do a 2 hour commute every day to potentially "randomly" meet a girl at a gym. Probably a few other things I forgot too.

>got blocked by Kat Dennings on all her social media accounts

>was in an actual cult

>strongly believe the earth is flat

[FitnessJake]

[BrahBrahgovich]

I don't care brah. Obama gave us a half day on Christmas eve. Thanks based Obama.

[StoxBrah]

Honestly I believe you. I believe this is why America has been provoking China. Just today I saw an Army recruiting commercial showing soldiers in a city with riot shields and night sticks. Something will happen and martial law will be declared.

[buckeyenutz]

I think lots of people already realize this, but I recently heard the details from a reliable source.

There will be a false flag "terror attack" in November 2016, right before the election. In the aftermath of this, the election will be "postponed" indefinitely. When citizens start to protest and riot, Obama will impose a national curfew and suspend habeas corpus, the same as was done during the civil war. He will then forcibly retire the judges appointed by other presidents to the supreme court, and install his own, which will side with his remaining in office indefinitely.

At this point, he will impose national sharia law and pass another executive order limiting "hate speech" directed toward opposing political views.

Pepper yourselves brahs.

Tin foil hat too pointy. 3/10

[JD805]

Yep. Which is exactly what he wants.

As much as I dislike President Obama you're really stupid and it's sad how many of you exist.

[Jhuth13]

I remember this exact same rumor when GW Bush was nearing the end of his 2nd term. Obviously nothing like this would happen.

Where'd you see this OP, the National Inquirer?

[Ironmanlet]

is this bait, or did you just go full potato?


yeah, you are ****ing idiot. I am gonna bump this after the election you ****ing inbred piece of idiotic chit.

[casiNo.]

[Fatkidwholifts]

Goddamn catbrah, half the time I think you're awesome, half the time I think you're a complete wackjob.

-this thread
-flat earth
-something about dinosaurs maybe?
-only 20 cities in the world? And like 3 million people?

Brah........