Britain is literally the greatest, most relevant nation ever to exist.

[BustaCapp]

Basically, Britain wrote the rule book of the world. Everything revolves around Britain. Britain is the centre of the universe.



BRB The 'prime meridian' (zero longitude) is based on the town of Grenwich, England.
BRB The standard time the whole world relates to is based on English time (again, Grenwich, England).
BRB The universal language of Planet Earth is English.
BRB Founders of the most advanced nations on Earth.
BRB Inventors of almost everything.
BRB Conquered more or less everything.
BRB etc etc etc

It's kind of obvious why everyone else loves to bash the British.

They all fukkin' jelly!!

Real talk.


Inb4:

"We put the man on the moon!"

Oh that's nice honey.

Don't be mad 'murica. You got the greatest grandparent that ever existed.

[tyn89]

it used to be when it tried to spread colonialism around the world and failed. Now it's just part of the poverty EU. lol

[BustaCapp]

it used to be when it tried to spread colonialism around the world and failed. Now it's just part of the poverty EU. lol

The EU would collapse without us.

[Ancient Olympia]

Muslims are taking over your country and enforcing their law. Your OP is irrelevant.

[MissChill]

wheres me english man dressed as a woman IN gif

[tyn89]

The EU would collapse without us.

it's already collapsing with or without the UK. lol

[DicedPineapples]

The EU would collapse without us.

That's cute. The world would collapse without the US.

[CJOrion]

Opie is completely accurate (obviously, fellow brit). I have to say, it's hilarious when the yanks cuck themselves in our presence, they basically gift us their women. (Not complaining)

[johnnyboi123]

all those accomplishments and this is your future

[Ancient Olympia]

wheres me english man dressed as a woman IN gif

Lets see some hole

[EzzyBreazy]

Location: North West England, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

I bet you lack facial symmetry and your teeth are not very well taken care of

[CJOrion]

Opie, u forgot to mention we have the GOAT accent that makes men obey and women soak. Dead srs.

[Ancient Olympia]

Opie is completely accurate (obviously, fellow brit). I have to say, it's hilarious when the yanks cuck themselves in our presence, they basically gift us their women. (Not complaining)

Yes because women love butter teeth and inbred skull genetics

[DicedPineapples]

Yes because women love butter teeth and inbred skull genetics

rekt

[Hammersia]

all those accomplishments and this is your future

Weird how all those posters are written with the same handwriting. Jihadists we in the WWE now.

[BlazerXX]

"Britain" is a nation now? I thought it was a grouping of nations?

[exyl]

Opie, u forgot to mention we have the GOAT accent that makes men obey and women soak. Dead srs.

Nah, it's not that great... the Aussies improved upon it a lot though.

[PhilCollins69]

UK has fallen off as a super power after both WWs. Replaced as banker of the world by the US.

One great thing about the UK is the spread of a higher standard of living and spread of democracy. The commonwealth countries for example are top tier standard of living.

[Mwizzle]

New pakistan in 20 years (srs) sleep tight pupper

[YouMadOrMirin]

Tell that to your navy...

[Dota2Brah]

As someone who lived in Britain:

-Every fukin building is made of brick. So drab
-Food is just bland. No other words for it
-The teeth quality is just ridiculously low. It's because British people drink tea and don't rinse their mouth with water after. Seriously.
-So many pale blonde chicks that are ugly as fuark
-Weather is cloudy all the fukin time

Summary: FUKIN BORING

[Ausaric]

OP is like a man in a burning house denying anything is wrong but claims his house is the best house ever.

Britain is a great country but it's totally irrelevant now.

[TMaC828]

Such an alpha nation who doesn't even have their own nuclear deterrence program in 2015

Lol Just lol @ the UK being entirely reliant on the U.S. for nuclear deterrence.

[Swood94]

In on daily BustaCapp bonrar for Britain thread.

"BRB Conquered more or less everything."

brb lost everything they conquered LOL

[Lolip0p]

all those accomplishments and this is your future

lol I think the bottom one says

"You will pay. The fantastic 4 are on their way"

[CheekyPhaggot]

war of independence and war of 1812/thread

[solidus2k3]

if i wasn't amerikent, i'd be british second

[Thaddy99]

8/10 troll. Good job OP

[VTheKing]

opie's daughter is going to marry Hafeez from Karachi

[BustaCapp]

wheres me english man dressed as a woman IN gif