Well?
Personaly I stand, how can you sit down and wipe your ass? And also if your sitting and wiping your ass how can you check the paper to see if your almost cleaned up without having to worry about hitting the side of the toilet or somewhere and smearing it all over?
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View Poll Results: Do you stand or sit when you wipe your butt?
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I stand.
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I sit.
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04-11-2005, 09:57 AM #1kraZi insaNe
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04-11-2005, 10:27 AM #2▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀
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woooooow
wats next
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04-11-2005, 10:31 AM #3I like turtles
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Stand.
In 1945, Adolf Hilter died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied, "I am responsible for the massacre of millions" Satan said, "well done, sit to the right of my throne." In 1953, Joseph Stalin died and went to Hell. Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" He replied "I killed millions to stay in power" Satan said "good, sit to my left" 2010, Ronnie James Dio died and went to Hell, Satan asked, "why are you in Hell?" Dio replied, "Bitch, get the fuk off my throne!"
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04-11-2005, 10:46 AM #4Banned
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In between. I voted sit however, because it's closer to sitting that standing.
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04-11-2005, 11:02 AM #5Ron Paul 2012
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I should bring up the old thread of this, it was Packed with people.
I'm too lazy to find it though
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04-11-2005, 11:52 AM #6kraZi insaNe
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Anyone else here liek to look at their load before they see it go?
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04-11-2005, 11:59 AM #7Registered User
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ASS WIPING TECHNIQUE #785
Sitting on the toilet seat, gently lift your balls and dick with one hand, and with the other hand reach under past your gooch with toilet paper and wipe. drop the paper in the toilet straight down and repeat.
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04-11-2005, 12:06 PM #8kraZi insaNe
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Wow, that one takes a lot of effort....loLOriginally Posted by KyGunatorI'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy.
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04-11-2005, 12:46 PM #9retrun of teh lamart
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This is exactly how I wipe my anus.Originally Posted by KyGunator
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04-11-2005, 12:47 PM #10No Pain,No Gain..No Shit!
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nice poll... somehow sliderquinn's excessive polls dont seem to bother me anymore.
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04-11-2005, 12:48 PM #11Nexus
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WTF kinda poll is this man?
Is it a fantasy of urs?
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04-11-2005, 12:48 PM #12I train UFC
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where do you people come up with these kind of questions?
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04-11-2005, 12:49 PM #13retrun of teh lamart
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Yeah but sliderquinn posts the most inane polls there are, this one is accually funny and has some substance to it.Originally Posted by LoveThyPain
nice poll... somehow sliderquinn's excessive polls dont seem to bother me anymore.
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04-11-2005, 12:53 PM #14Registered User
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I use to be a stander but has since converted to sitting. I guess why stand when you can sit. Now on a side note, how many people use wet wipes to wipe with instead of toilet paper? *raises hand* I'm tellin' ya, once you try wet wipes you'll never go back to toilet paper! Or should that be a seperate poll?
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04-11-2005, 01:05 PM #15no comment at this time.
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I do!Originally Posted by dre9I use to be a stander but has since converted to sitting. I guess why stand when you can sit. Now on a side note, how many people use wet wipes to wipe with instead of toilet paper? *raises hand* I'm tellin' ya, once you try wet wipes you'll never go back to toilet paper! Or should that be a seperate poll?
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04-11-2005, 01:08 PM #16Banned
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sometimes theres so much pooh ill stand up and realize ive got another couple wipes to go
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04-11-2005, 01:36 PM #17Registered User
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This can depend where you are, if you were at a public place like a school standing is a must, but if you gotta go bad then sitting it fine. At home hahah you can do either, it is ur domain.
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04-11-2005, 01:43 PM #18Exotic Game Hunter
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Stand.Originally Posted by insaNe kraZi
I have to check and see when it's done.
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04-11-2005, 01:57 PM #19Jacques Rhott
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I do! I like dropping those big loads that have a half-inch or so sticking up above the water line!Originally Posted by insaNe kraZi
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04-11-2005, 02:01 PM #20Village Imbecile
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I don't wipe.
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09-30-2007, 09:50 AM #21Registered User
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So do you stand or sit when you wipe?
poll coming.
Me and my friend are arguing about it, i sit, he stands, and i dont see how you can wipe your ass while standing without rubbing it all up your back.Owner of Southern Style Trucks - Houston, Texas.
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09-30-2007, 09:51 AM #22I Want to Believe
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I stand up to get a good angle of attack
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09-30-2007, 09:52 AM #23Nonegalitarian
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Sit , and lean forward.
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09-30-2007, 09:53 AM #24Registered Abuser
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repost
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09-30-2007, 09:53 AM #25Banned
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stand. I thought that was the norm? I recently started hearing about people doing it sitting and it blew my mind..... so you basically stick your arm INTO the toilet, pray your hand doesn't touch the water and wipe away??? Seems really uncomfortable to me.
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09-30-2007, 09:53 AM #26Registered User
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I sit.
This is a major repost.
Stand always wins for some reason ...
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09-30-2007, 09:54 AM #27
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09-30-2007, 09:54 AM #28Whallet
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is this a joke lol?
i never heard of any one standing..IG = @ Bmur18 - Follow me and message for reps
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09-30-2007, 09:54 AM #29I must Break you
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yeah i thought standing was standard too.
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09-30-2007, 09:58 AM #30
i tried sitting down once but i peed on my forearm, sorta dribbled. off
STAND FTW
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