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06-09-2016, 06:29 AM #5971Great hair, decent ass
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06-09-2016, 06:31 AM #5972Dr since 117BC.
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If anyone is intredasted there is a Chinese version of Tinder called Tantan. I get way more matches on there (but I am Asian) and there's no limit on swipes. The user population is a lot smaller tho. Brb ran outta people in like 20 mins.
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06-09-2016, 09:03 AM #5973I don't know either lol
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In. Is it all Chinese or any Asian?Originally Posted by DrBroscientist
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"85% of people on the internet are 7-7.5 inches and the other 15% are 8+"
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06-09-2016, 09:10 AM #5974Registered User
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the price of entry for a thin woman just continues to go up. brb, booking 1 way ticket to Eastern Europe.
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06-09-2016, 09:20 AM #5975Registered User
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Hey brahs....
1st generation Aussie brah here (Indian heritage). Lined up this 24 year old tinder Russian chick for this Saturday night... one good solid pump and dump before she flies back to Russia
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06-09-2016, 10:13 AM #5976Registered User
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I think what you're doing after the number acquisition is good just change it a little bit. Be more interesting than "This is ripbod from tinder." I always go with, "Looks like the next message I got was just what I wanted."Originally Posted by Wantaripbod
thanks
how about mid convo? etc etc, usually once I get the number, usually, im good, I hit them with "hi its wanrtaripbod from tinder" then ask what day they are free and continue to set up date details. what u think?
They will usually reply with:
"Haha aren't you lucky?" "Luck has nothing to do with it. What are you doing Monday?"
Or "I am to please" "I didn't want to disappoint you" etc. etc.
Just respond accordingly and set up a date like you were doing.The cheekiest.
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06-09-2016, 10:17 AM #5977Registered User
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I don't really have any mid-game. I just have a few line of playful banter regarding the opener and then I use my closer that I posted.Originally Posted by Wantaripbod
:Use sweater line:
"Haha, that's cute yadda yadda"
"(Name) if I'm going to get started on these sweaters, I need to know what's going on them. Puppies? Kittens? Or dragons?"
Then you talk about dragons and **** for 2 texts back and forth and go for the kill.
:Use bed line:
"Good, I hate that side." to which I respond "I'm not one to say things are destiny...but this is totally destiny."
"No! That's my side." "So this is pretty much over then right? Or we can share."
Then some banter.The cheekiest.
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06-09-2016, 10:29 AM #5978Registered User
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Question: Would you brahs travel if a girl has been DTF for a year?
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06-09-2016, 10:40 AM #5979Registered Sloot
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If you invite a girl over and think you're going to smash, but she only gives you a blowie (no vag) are you left feeling annoyed or disappointed? or no care?
Asking for a sloot
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06-09-2016, 10:42 AM #5980Registered User
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You can get away with just blowing him if thats what ya wantOriginally Posted by caliglow
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My Home Gym Thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160414931
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06-09-2016, 10:46 AM #5981Registered Sloot
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It's happened where I've been shark weeking or not groomed so I don't want to and would rather just bj, but I'm not sure if it generally annoys the dude. I always feel kinda badOriginally Posted by SugarFree1
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06-09-2016, 10:52 AM #5982Registered User
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Depends if your good at it or not to be honest...Originally Posted by caliglow
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My Home Gym Thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160414931
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06-09-2016, 11:00 AM #5983Raynaud's Disease
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Sex all the timeOriginally Posted by caliglow
Origin of "Rape Sloth" meme:
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06-09-2016, 11:37 AM #5984Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by VitaCrave
it's not annoying if you've already given it up and you want to do a blowie the next time, but it is if it's on the first time.
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06-09-2016, 12:11 PM #5985Registered User
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Has only happened once to me and I really didn't mind at all. We eventually hooked up again a few days later and had sex so it really didn't matter.Originally Posted by caliglow
When it comes to dating and hookups the same thing goes for girls as what I tell the dudes in here. In the end you're doing this for you and your own enjoyment, if you don't feel like doing something don't do it...who cares?The cheekiest.
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06-09-2016, 12:17 PM #5986Registered User
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It's disappointing you didn't get to smash but if I get a blow job I wouldn't be mad about it since I know sex will be possibly on the next date.Originally Posted by caliglow
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06-09-2016, 12:19 PM #5987Registered User
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Brahs haven't been in these threads in awhile but I got this 7.5/10 chick who responded once but didn't respond to my next message. I'm okay with that but I want to hit her back with a line that's funny and obnoxious enough to catch her attention again
lmfao props on finding the line thatsOriginally Posted by mktwelve
Number acquisition...same line EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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06-09-2016, 04:46 PM #5988Registered User
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FUKING LMAOOO. Just matched with two latina sisters on Tinder today. Dunno how to aproach. One is way hotter doe.
Matched with the hottest first . Didn´t find anything in common so I saw another match I had they went to the same school. didnt talk to the 2nd sister, She had the IG with surname So i asked the first, do you know *****, ******? She said yes, she is my sister! Thought sh was kidding so I asked the 2dn match Do you know ***** *******? She is my sister she said! haha. Wut to do this is hilarious!
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06-09-2016, 04:51 PM #5989The Machinist's son
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ask for a threesome. Cross something off of your bucket list. If you want motivation google German twins threesome.Originally Posted by yarosti
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06-09-2016, 04:57 PM #5990It aint easy being cheesy
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thanks brahOriginally Posted by mktwelve
will continue to rep on sight and follow thread. Appreciate it
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06-09-2016, 05:04 PM #5991Registered User
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Seems legit. not sure if srs?Originally Posted by idno
Should I tell her I matched with her sis by telling " It must be genetic taste of some sort. Because I just matched with your sister" They will found out eventually I know neither of them in real life. They are thinking that I known their other sister now and most likely they are not telling each other they even use tinder lolololol
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06-09-2016, 05:25 PM #5992Cable flies hnnngggg
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Wut do?
Edit: Sorry for huge pics, not sure how to change the sizeLast edited by LiftDrive; 06-09-2016 at 05:37 PM.
Who dey
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06-09-2016, 05:47 PM #5993Interior Crocodile
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I hope you are on your way over there right now...Originally Posted by LiftDrive
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06-09-2016, 05:52 PM #5994Registered User
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Originally Posted by LiftDrive
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06-09-2016, 06:08 PM #5995Cable flies hnnngggg
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For the brah who asked for face pic. Found out how to make the pic size smaller.
I'm just worried about this chick being a guy trolling or a whale. Cause there aren't any clear body shots and when I asked for pics for proof she said "no. Let's just fukk"
Got a bad feeling about this boyos
Who dey
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06-09-2016, 06:11 PM #5996South Florida brah
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Would be a chitstorm posting this on ******** and everyone coming up with 10000 excuses for why this is happening.Originally Posted by liftyousay
the price of entry for a thin woman just continues to go up. brb, booking 1 way ticket to Eastern Europe.
I guess that's one good thing about living in south FL...beach season year round = a good number of women are actually taking care of their bodies and staying fit to look good in bikinis. But we do have our share of those that look like the one in the pic above★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
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06-09-2016, 06:25 PM #5997Registered User
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damn trannies piss me off. especially the ones that aren't as obvious.
oh there are plenty of excuses in the comments under that article as is. everything from women get pregnant and it's harder for them to lose weight to them getting stressed easier to thyroid yada yada. it just makes thinner women that much more valuable in this country, since guys that respect themselves do not want to settle for a whale.Originally Posted by BoilerUpIndy
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06-09-2016, 06:45 PM #5998Sleep tight pupper. LDAR
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home from school. Live in the middle of nowhere, getting basically nothing on tinder. going insane
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06-09-2016, 06:45 PM #5999Interior Crocodile
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Always get snapchat crewOriginally Posted by LiftDrive
For the brah who asked for face pic. Found out how to make the pic size smaller.
I'm just worried about this chick being a guy trolling or a whale. Cause there aren't any clear body shots and when I asked for pics for proof she said "no. Let's just fukk"
Got a bad feeling about this boyos
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06-09-2016, 06:49 PM #6000Registered User
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I think it has to deal with our culture. It's chock full of decadence in every area of life. Not a good thing brah.Originally Posted by liftyousay
the price of entry for a thin woman just continues to go up. brb, booking 1 way ticket to Eastern Europe.
how about mid convo? etc etc, usually once I get the number, usually, im good, I hit them with "hi its wanrtaripbod from tinder" then ask what day they are free and continue to set up date details. what u think?
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