The Official Nutmisc Donut Rehab Thread

[Domicron]

TFW ate 950 calories of literally just protein yesterday.

Das it mane.

bukkake?

[TypeNirvash]

bukkake?

Considering that semen only has 171mg of protein and less than one calorie per TBSP...

That's a lot of fukking bukakke.

[Znik]

Considering that semen only has 171mg of protein and less than one calorie per TBSP...

That's a lot of fukking bukakke.

Or one whale.

[Domicron]

Considering that semen only has 171mg of protein and less than one calorie per TBSP...

That's a lot of fukking bukakke.

i now know 2 things:

1) type knows semen macros

2) type doesn't **** around when it comes to bukkake

Or one whale.

3) apparently, whales

[jdrush]

Considering that semen only has 171mg of protein and less than one calorie per TBSP...

That's a lot of fukking bukakke.

I've seen some *ahem.... "Videos" where that may have...... Been achieved.

[ErikTheElectric]

Spiffy new haircut lil dude

I would have sent the pizza back, burnt pizza crusts are one of my least favorite things

how many inches is that beast?

28 inches sir!


About to hit up roscoes as we speak.

And then will be scouring LA/Venice for more eats.

[klaximilian]

bukkake?

Considering that semen only has 171mg of protein and less than one calorie per TBSP...

That's a lot of fukking bukakke.

Or one whale.

Just the comedic relief I needed. Thanks guys!

[deadpool9]

Wow, almost afraid to comment now.

Anyone have a 10% off coupon for bb.com? Trying to take advantage of the Buy 2 get one Free deal on Cellucor today, lol.

[klaximilian]

Klax, you're in my thoughts, man. Being a big football (soccer to you wrong'n's) fan, ACL's are one of the most common injuries (the team I support currently has two players out for the season with ACL!) but they always come bouncing back, bigger and stronger.. I'm sure you will too Klax.

Thank you Jam. I think the hardest part that finally hit me is how limited I am going to be. I had so much stuff to do around the house that I'm physically unable to do. That really sucks. I'm OK with rehabbing and doing everything I can to return to form, but to inconvenience others to pick up my slack is what's going to bother me the most.

- Building and erecting (heh) the Squat Rack that arrives in 3-4 weeks.
- Scraping, etching, and re-epoxying 1/4 of my garage floor that didn't properly cure (yep - that's new)
- Laying out the rubber mats and cutting to the garage dimensions
- Bring 500+ lbs of weights and bars into the garage when it's ready
- Setup of the treadmill
- Cleaning up all the debris and crap that has collected on the side of the house as a result of renovating the garage in preparation for the home gym
- Preparing my son for his new bedroom, which moving a couch, tv stand, office desk, TV, and a boat load of electronics from my current office into the guest room, moving a queen size bed from the guest room into my son's current room, and moving all of my sons room (bed, changing table, dresser, rocker, bookshelf, and all the wall decorations into my current office. There was also the expectation of painting his new room and converting his bed into a toddler bed.

And if that wasn't enough, here's the most important one for my wife:

- I can't take care of my own son. I can't lift him, move around with him, or anything. I'm immobile.

So, I think it finally hit me just how much this sucks. I'm not even sure what I should do about work. Request to work at home full-time while my knee heals (for how long) or attempt to drive 45 minutes in everyday. Or do I just take sick leave/disability and let someone else attempt to do my job without adequate training.

....and headache.

[jampottt]

Klax, take the time you've got in your immobile state to do the **** you've wanted to do for years, but not had the chance due to being a busy body. I know it's making best of a bad situation, but things like picking up an instrument, reading, researching, learning, writing etc...

[wlodarczykn]

Keep your spirits up, klax. Agree w/Jam ^

IIRC you drive stick...I'd recommend against commuting 45 mins each way if you can wfh full time.

[necon76]

Keep your chin up klax. <3

I've seen some *ahem.... "Videos" where that may have...... Been achieved.

That's disgusting.

Spoiler!

Got a link?

[Znik]

28 inches sir!

I am impressed, not everyone can handle 28 inches.

[klaximilian]

Klax, take the time you've got in your immobile state to do the **** you've wanted to do for years, but not had the chance due to being a busy body. I know it's making best of a bad situation, but things like picking up an instrument, reading, researching, learning, writing etc...

I've got a boatload of books that fully intend to read. Time to edumacate mahself.

Keep your spirits up, klax. Agree w/Jam ^

IIRC you drive stick...I'd recommend against commuting 45 mins each way if you can wfh full time.

Thanks - I'm doing the best I can. It's just disappointing that I'm going to burden others so much in the meantime. Or chit won't get done - which would bother me more

I do drive stick - and yes I'd like to avoid driving as much as possible. Although one of the perks of driving a 450HP V8 is that my right foot requires minimal ankle plantar flexion just to get the needle jumping. Driving isn't THAT bad. If it were my left knee, I'd be fuked.

Keep your chin up klax. <3

Trying to. Thanks Necon. You and Barb should take a drive South to come cheer me up

[TypeNirvash]

Or one whale.

They do produce a lot of that, but I'm no furry brah

i now know 2 things:

1) type knows semen macros

2) type doesn't **** around when it comes to bukkake

3) apparently, whales

Listen man, I just know what I like. And in this case, it's an ancient japanese tradition passed down from centuries.

And just like that, I became a weaboo.

I've seen some *ahem.... "Videos" where that may have...... Been achieved.

I know the ones bro.

When I was like 16 and full of youthful curiosity, I learned many things about the world from the Japanese porn industry. Namely, that asian women have pixelated genitalia.

28 inches sir!

From the bone or from the base?

Just the comedic relief I needed. Thanks guys!

You know it bro.

Wow, almost afraid to comment now.

Anyone have a 10% off coupon for bb.com? Trying to take advantage of the Buy 2 get one Free deal on Cellucor today, lol.

Where the heck have you been brah? :O

Thank you Jam. I think the hardest part that finally hit me is how limited I am going to be. I had so much stuff to do around the house that I'm physically unable to do. That really sucks. I'm OK with rehabbing and doing everything I can to return to form, but to inconvenience others to pick up my slack is what's going to bother me the most.

- Building and erecting (heh) the Squat Rack that arrives in 3-4 weeks.
- Scraping, etching, and re-epoxying 1/4 of my garage floor that didn't properly cure (yep - that's new)
- Laying out the rubber mats and cutting to the garage dimensions
- Bring 500+ lbs of weights and bars into the garage when it's ready
- Setup of the treadmill
- Cleaning up all the debris and crap that has collected on the side of the house as a result of renovating the garage in preparation for the home gym
- Preparing my son for his new bedroom, which moving a couch, tv stand, office desk, TV, and a boat load of electronics from my current office into the guest room, moving a queen size bed from the guest room into my son's current room, and moving all of my sons room (bed, changing table, dresser, rocker, bookshelf, and all the wall decorations into my current office. There was also the expectation of painting his new room and converting his bed into a toddler bed.

And if that wasn't enough, here's the most important one for my wife:

- I can't take care of my own son. I can't lift him, move around with him, or anything. I'm immobile.

So, I think it finally hit me just how much this sucks. I'm not even sure what I should do about work. Request to work at home full-time while my knee heals (for how long) or attempt to drive 45 minutes in everyday. Or do I just take sick leave/disability and let someone else attempt to do my job without adequate training.

....and headache.

Honestly, stop thinking about it as "putting your burden on somebody else." You're really not. You've injured yourself, and it's an injury that requires you to be immobile for a period of time. It's recovery, and those who care about you will be understanding of that.

Like you, I also put my pride in the way of stuff like this. I have a hard time accepting help and can feel like I'm burdening people by asking for help. But the thing is, it took a long time for me to realize that's not how it works. You're not a burden.

Right now, you can show your son one of the most important lessons of all.

That real men always get back up when they fall. That the injuries you sustain will not prevent you from being the best dad possible in every way you can possibly be at the current moment.

The way you handle this will show your son just how awesome you are. Don't forget that.

[klaximilian]

Honestly, stop thinking about it as "putting your burden on somebody else." You're really not. You've injured yourself, and it's an injury that requires you to be immobile for a period of time. It's recovery, and those who care about you will be understanding of that.

Like you, I also put my pride in the way of stuff like this. I have a hard time accepting help and can feel like I'm burdening people by asking for help. But the thing is, it took a long time for me to realize that's not how it works. You're not a burden.

Right now, you can show your son one of the most important lessons of all.

That real men always get back up when they fall. That the injuries you sustain will not prevent you from being the best dad possible in every way you can possibly be at the current moment.

The way you handle this will show your son just how awesome you are. Don't forget that.

[gbullock32]

28 inches sir!


About to hit up roscoes as we speak.

And then will be scouring LA/Venice for more eats.

Scouring the city... we on that survival time?

@Klax: that sucks man, hope you bounce back fast; recovery is always no fun but agree that the initial lack of being able to do things sucks hard too.

[TypeNirvash]

feels

You know that you're my bro.

And from what I've seen, you're a great dad. I'm sure that no matter what, your son will always see that.

[barbrox]

I've got a boatload of books that fully intend to read. Time to edumacate mahself.

Thanks - I'm doing the best I can. It's just disappointing that I'm going to burden others so much in the meantime. Or chit won't get done - which would bother me more

I do drive stick - and yes I'd like to avoid driving as much as possible. Although one of the perks of driving a 450HP V8 is that my right foot requires minimal ankle plantar flexion just to get the needle jumping. Driving isn't THAT bad. If it were my left knee, I'd be fuked.

Trying to. Thanks Necon. You and Barb should take a drive South to come cheer me up

Get better soon, klax! All those projects can wait. Take your time healing. Hopefully, the pain isn't too bad. Take care and see you on Saturday?

[klaximilian]

Get better soon, klax! All those projects can wait. Take your time healing. Hopefully, the pain isn't too bad. Take care and see you on Saturday?

Thanks, I'm slowly starting to accept this. A good friend of mine and his brother will come by to construct my power rack when it arrives, and bring all my weights and bars into the garage. My wife obviously can't do this.

In return, I'll provide them with plenty of pizza and beer.

Yes - see you Saturday

[deadpool9]

Where the heck have you been brah? :O

Working a lot mostly. Just went through our organization's network accrediation for most of Jan-Feb, which was a pretty big task. Still recovering from that, lol.
Other than that, remodeling projects on the house.

[Fang2]

^ lol nice username...deadpool.

[jdrush]

TFW, wife does 80 pound kettlebell swings and yawns.

[Znik]

TFW, wife does 80 pound kettlebell swings and yawns.

You know what you have to do, get a 350lb kettlebell and do some swings, see if she yawns then!!

[Domicron]

TFW, wife does 80 pound kettlebell swings and yawns.

tfw i did kettlebell swings this morning using my 12 kg bell

[jdrush]

tfw i did kettlebell swings this morning using my 12 kg bell

To be fair she needs more height on her swings.

[chemo29]

Eric, PLZ, go to Italy and have the real deal.

i was in Italy last year for pizza related business (srs), and I legit prefer North American pizza

it's not because they invented it that they still are the king IMO (hipsterism aside)



please be brief in the comments when u send the negs plz

[boo99]

i was in Italy last year for pizza related business (srs), and I legit prefer North American pizza

it's not because they invented it that they still are the king IMO (hipsterism aside)



please be brief in the comments when u send the negs plz

My Sicilian grandparents would agree

No negs necessary

[StrikingMoose]

Evening everyone!

One last night shift, thank god, then 5 days off.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jasonk282]

Looks like I'm gettin laid off Thursday. Then probably 2 weeks off then staring rebar for the wind turbine foundations.