Thread: Calling out all miscers who are "working" right now. V27: Rise of the couch s

[SkinnyBeast24]

dont know whats been up with my sleep lately but i am not complaining.

been sleeping straight through the night, solid sleep, waking up 5 minutes before alarm feeling 110%.

im liking it.

post-sex sleep is a goat slumber

[J1n]

feels. took me a while to fall asleep last night...like 30 minutes or so....so annoying. mind was racing and wouldn't shut up

thats me every night

dont know whats been up with my sleep lately but i am not complaining.

been sleeping straight through the night, solid sleep, waking up 5 minutes before alarm feeling 110%.

im liking it.

niceeee

i was getting a good 10 hours of sleep everyday over the thanksgiving break. hate waking up to an alarm.

[geoffers12]

glad to know you are aware

mirin falling asleep at 9pm (on the dot) and getting up at 5:55am

haha knew this was coming.

normally go back to bed around 9:30. watch an episode of something on netflix or read. out by 10.

[sharepass11]

MIRIN Siggy

all the thanks goes to you breh, again myron the beater

[heathermarie9]

Blue claw

will look up !!






I went to my parents house last night to pick up some stuff/do my laundry cuz a bunch of my crap smelled like smokey bar and it was gross ... watched some football

but me and my mom legit were laughing for what seemed like hours when that "Krampus" commercial came on. we thought it was the funniest thing we ever heard and my dad asked what we were laughing about and we couldnt even talk we were laughing so hard.

i tweeted something about it then saw "krampus" had put me on his "naughty" list on twitter and i fkn lost it again and called my mom on my way home and we just laughed on the phone forever.

i just told my coworker about it and i can't stop laughing again. why is it so damn funny?! it sounds like a crotchety old man or a tim & eric character.... i cant...

[geoffers12]

post-sex sleep is a goat slumber

confirmed.

also just passing out right after is pretty awesome but then you deal with the "what the..." when you wake up with no clothes and covers everywhere

[SkinnyBeast24]

confirmed.

also just passing out right after is pretty awesome but then you deal with the "what the..." when you wake up with no clothes and covers everywhere

round 2 post nap is goat feel too

[J1n]

will look up !!






I went to my parents house last night to pick up some stuff/do my laundry cuz a bunch of my crap smelled like smokey bar and it was gross ... watched some football

but me and my mom legit were laughing for what seemed like hours when that "Krampus" commercial came on. we thought it was the funniest thing we ever heard and my dad asked what we were laughing about and we couldnt even talk we were laughing so hard.

i tweeted something about it then saw "krampus" had put me on his "naughty" list on twitter and i fkn lost it again and called my mom on my way home and we just laughed on the phone forever.

i just told my coworker about it and i can't stop laughing again. why is it so damn funny?! it sounds like a crotchety old man or a tim & eric character.... i cant...

Krampus gonna get you, better watch out.

[waias15]

post-sex sleep is a goat slumber

round 2 post nap is goat feel too

these happened

[jcranston]

Y'ALL i need a new gym bag what are some good brands??????




ps torak was legit dying at your snaps last night. so perfect

No Under Armour, no care.

Think meso is backfiring on me :/

Das not possibru.

Blue claw

Aware!!!

[heathermarie9]

Krampus gonna get you, better watch out.

seriously just dying. i dont think ill ever stop laughing about this. my abs hurt.

[geoffers12]

will look up !!






I went to my parents house last night to pick up some stuff/do my laundry cuz a bunch of my crap smelled like smokey bar and it was gross ... watched some football

but me and my mom legit were laughing for what seemed like hours when that "Krampus" commercial came on. we thought it was the funniest thing we ever heard and my dad asked what we were laughing about and we couldnt even talk we were laughing so hard.

i tweeted something about it then saw "krampus" had put me on his "naughty" list on twitter and i fkn lost it again and called my mom on my way home and we just laughed on the phone forever.

i just told my coworker about it and i can't stop laughing again. why is it so damn funny?! it sounds like a crotchety old man or a tim & eric character.... i cant...

always lose it when thinking of krampus and mcgibblets

[SkinnyBeast24]

these happened

[heathermarie9]

always lose it when thinking of krampus and mcgibblets

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wtffff what is that?!?!

[geoffers12]

wtffff what is that?!?!

okay have you ever seen the office? i believe dwight brings up Krampus too

also mentioned in The League. taco dresses up as McGibblets, puts a santa outfit on, and goes around the mall...hilarity. pls google and watch youtube video.

there is also a movie around Krampus.

are you unaware of krampus?

[J1n]

wtffff what is that?!?!

muppet krampus?

[SkinnyBeast24]

wtffff what is that?!?!

[jcranston]

okay have you ever seen the office? i believe dwight brings up Krampus too

also mentioned in The League. taco dresses up as McGibblets, puts a santa outfit on, and goes around the mall...hilarity. pls google and watch youtube video.

there is also a movie around Krampus.

are you unaware of krampus?

I grew up celebrating St. Nicholas Day and never heard of Krampus until now. My Germanic side of the family should be ashamed.

[heathermarie9]

okay have you ever seen the office? i believe dwight brings up Krampus too

also mentioned in The League. taco dresses up as McGibblets, puts a santa outfit on, and goes around the mall...hilarity. pls google and watch youtube video.

there is also a movie around Krampus.

are you unaware of krampus?

muppet krampus?

apparently i am extremely unaware bc i had never heard that ridiculous name before i saw the "scary movie" which i think might actually be funny but idk? trailer and died laughing.

my coworker told me its a german folk tale and if kids are bad he's a demon that comes at christmas... lmao i just hate that his name is Krampus cuz it's so funny

[heathermarie9]

and then the fact that i got that twitter notification about being on Krampus' "naughty" list.... absolutely lost it




but seriously i might die now.

[J1n]

apparently i am extremely unaware bc i had never heard that ridiculous name before i saw the "scary movie" which i think might actually be funny but idk? trailer and died laughing.

my coworker told me its a german folk tale and if kids are bad he's a demon that comes at christmas... lmao i just hate that his name is Krampus cuz it's so funny

Yeah, most Americans don't know about it. learned about Krampus from my wife's cousins husband who is Swiss. Think its retarded that they actually making a movie about it.

[heathermarie9]

Yeah, most Americans don't know about it. learned about Krampus from my wife's cousins husband who is Swiss. Think its retarded that they actually making a movie about it.

it's gonna be so bad. christmas is not a good time to release "horror" movies (they're always so chitty anyway) .. it'll be in theatres for like a day probably :P

but totally seems like something my dad would go see. that man goes to the movies like 5x a week and sees all the terrible horror films by himself xD

[RyforLo]

+1 for never been to a titty bar.

bc u got married when you were 11 yrs old

Dimetylpentylamin, pentylamin, 1,3-dimetylamylamin (DMAA), geranamin, geranium ---> not allowed in Noway.

So I got my final answer.

Guess I can't decide to indulge whatever substance I want.

lol noway norway

brah, there's a few sites that will ship stuff indescretely so you can still get what you need. and since its only banned and not a controlled substance its not like you'd go to poundmeintheass prison for it.

sup lovies

ay

inb4 jensenn watches Blow and wears this exact look to the airport to smuggle Meso

lmao

fkin lmao

post-sex sleep is a goat slumber

i used your dog throwing up yesterday creating a thread about amy schumer and it was 5+ pages with 5 stars, i give most of my credit to the otherwordly gif

apparently i am extremely unaware bc i had never heard that ridiculous name before i saw the "scary movie" which i think might actually be funny but idk? trailer and died laughing.

my coworker told me its a german folk tale and if kids are bad he's a demon that comes at christmas... lmao i just hate that his name is Krampus cuz it's so funny

southern tier krampus, brahette, get sum

movie crew checking in

[saligia]

UPS delivered package last week that was falling apart on both sides at time of delivery. Boss never bothered opening it, so it's been taking up a crapton of space. Decided to open it this morning. Full of fkin diapers, smh.

Dear god. My sister is complaining about the weather in CA and it's 55*.

Cause Tweed's sister hates fun.

Been hitting mid-40s at night. Sleeping w/ my windows open; it's beautific.

Y'ALL i need a new gym bag what are some good brands??????

The kind w/ a zipper that holds things. How difficult is to find a gym bag?

that's the spirit bro! mirin attitude srs

when I worked at the GAP it sucked tho because they played the same hour long xmas cd on loop for a month straight. at first I was so excited about it but eventually the songs were torture

They play some godawful new agey sh*t in our waiting room. It's been the same music for the past 2.5+ years; repeats itself umpteen times daily. Crap irritates the fk out of me. It's worse than elevator music.

they CAN look cute on really short girls ... but they shouldn't be at the gym xD i know some girls that will wear them to fitness expos and whatnot. that's acceptable haha

Many short girls have short(er) legs. Wearing shoes that are half as big as your lower leg does NOT look cute.

Those shoes are fkn hideous.

Blue claw

Aware.

will look up !!

hm9 is not aware

but me and my mom legit were laughing for what seemed like hours when that "Krampus" commercial came on. we thought it was the funniest thing we ever heard and my dad asked what we were laughing about and we couldnt even talk we were laughing so hard.
i tweeted something about it then saw "krampus" had put me on his "naughty" list on twitter and i fkn lost it again and called my mom on my way home and we just laughed on the phone forever.
i just told my coworker about it and i can't stop laughing again. why is it so damn funny?! it sounds like a crotchety old man or a tim & eric character.... i cant...

it's gonna be so bad. christmas is not a good time to release "horror" movies (they're always so chitty anyway) .. it'll be in theatres for like a day probably :P
but totally seems like something my dad would go see. that man goes to the movies like 5x a week and sees all the terrible horror films by himself xD

There are actually 2 recent/newer movies w/ krampus. There's that one and A Christmas Horror Story (starring William Shatner).

And sort of surprised no one's done this sooner. Most horror movies nowadays suck and tend to be remakes. Seems like the perfect opportunity to branch out into something semi-different that's not been done 350 times in the past year alone. Horror is good at any time of year.

I grew up celebrating St. Nicholas Day and never heard of Krampus until now. My Germanic side of the family should be ashamed.

My Germanic side is ashamed of you.

[RyforLo]

^^^ jinx on giant mega quotes

[heathermarie9]

southern tier krampus, brahette, get sum

movie crew checking in

shut up this exists?!

i have to get this for my mom for christmas now xD

how am i so unaware

[sharepass11]

bc u got married when you were 11 yrs old



lol noway norway

brah, there's a few sites that will ship stuff indescretely so you can still get what you need. and since its only banned and not a controlled substance its not like you'd go to poundmeintheass prison for it.



ay



lmao



fkin lmao



i used your dog throwing up yesterday creating a thread about amy schumer and it was 5+ pages with 5 stars, i give most of my credit to the otherwordly gif



southern tier krampus, brahette, get sum

movie crew checking in

where you been , havnt seen you since thanks giving

[RyforLo]

shut up this exists?!

i have to get this for my mom for christmas now xD

how am i so unaware

idk but you better get aware, fast

[heathermarie9]

idk but you better get aware, fast

thats what i have the misc for obv

[saligia]

shut up this exists?!

i have to get this for my mom for christmas now xD

how am i so unaware

Because you're blonde? <shrug>