Do people seriously enjoy I.P.A.'s or are they just trolling everybody? Srs.

[SkinnyBeast24]

I have tasted multiple I.P.A's (over 50) in my extensive drinking career at a ripe 4 years. (calm down oldies). I have been disgust at every single one. It tastes like somebody dropped sour warhead spewage and i get the nastiest after taste every single time.

Now these are always really expensive which is even a bigger joke so i force myself to down it since i ain't wasting a beer i have opened or was given for free, but they are just ****ing nasty

Is this a long complex troll job!?

Did people burn the phuck out of their tongue and roof of their mouth 1 to many times on pizza / hot pockets / frozen chicken pot pies / etc. and can't taste **** anymore so an IPA just rapes their mouth and they feel alive again!?

What is the deal here.

Cliffs:
-IPA's are gross
-Older people tend to like them more, IN MY OPINION (hence the loss of taste buds and loss of feelings in overall life satisfaction so need a heavy beer to get drunk faster...? idk
-Regular Beer Crew

Miller High Life or bust

hue...hue...hue.

i'm srs though.

PSA: Op's favorite beer is a Stella or Spaten....but no thx jeff to ipa's!

[MuckSnapper]

They're full of chit and enjoy the cool hipster image it gives them.

[alejo2308]

idk, I've liked some but they're not my favorite type of beer. I prefer other ales (porter, Belgian, amber, dark) and darker beers in general. I prefer malty flavor to hoppy flavor, in general. but some people seem to really enjoy them, I guess it's an acquired taste (like scotch).

[CEOm8]

Stone Ruination all fukking day.

Lol @ OP's poverty taste in beer. Just lol

[BustaCapp]

If you don't like IPA's then you simply haven't been drinking beer long enough.

/thread

[i3oosted]

high % of alcohol = only need a few

[SkinnyBeast24]

Stone Ruination all fukking day.
Lol @ OP's poverty taste in beer. Just lol

one man's trash is another man's treasure - lil romeo

They're full of chit and enjoy the cool hipster image it gives them.

I agree. 90% of the time i just feel like they think they are suave drinking an IPA with a sweater over their button down shirt.

[MuckSnapper]

If you don't like IPA's then you simply haven't been drinking beer long enough.

Didn't know you had to graduate into liking the taste of cat piss.

[woody19]

Enjoy your wine coolers *******

Its called an acquired taste.

Once you reach manhood you will see. Until then enjoy your yummy drinks

EDIT: Holy crap a high life drinker talking ****. That is a straight skunk beer

[Brawndo89]

I like all styles of beer. Including IPAs. Fruited sours, barrel aged stouts, imperial IPAs. Zero fuks. I like big flavor.

[Kaybee93]

Agreed with OP. Seems like a troll job, they all taste so horrendous

[BrianDobson]

OP confirmed to have the palate of an 8 year old girl

[SkinnyBeast24]

If you don't like IPA's then you simply haven't been drinking beer long enough.

/thread

Perhaps. I went crazy in college....like every other maggot in the world but that was just to get sloshed to get confidence to talk to any girl that was seen that day.

Nowadays, rarely drink so may take 20-30 years before I can drink an IPA. go the bathroom. stare at myself in the mirror. take a deep breath and say to myself

"dam, that was amazing"

[Duckliver]

Don't drink anymore but I regularly crave a good ipa.


The thing is you should go drink a cosmo u *******.

[BustaCapp]

Didn't know you had to graduate into liking the taste of cat piss.

Well now you do.

It's called 'acquired taste'.

Which is why you still drink watered-down rat-piss.

Only teenagers drink that in the UK.

Some of the Americans are going a bit overboard with their IPA's these days. They all tend to taste the same.

British IPA's are the best.

[mikschu]

itt: OP bashes IPAs and anyone who enjoys a good hoppy beverage, he then salutes Miller High Life, one of the most tastes-like-piss beer he could imagine...

/thread

[TooOld4thisSHIT]

Not that serious.

You either prefer your beer more malty, or on the hoppy side. IPAs are your go to for the full hops taste. Some American Pale Ales are good also. Just depends on your preference.

Enjoy your apple cider, ******* OP.

[SkinnyBeast24]

itt: OP bashes IPAs and anyone who enjoys a good hoppy beverage, he then salutes Miller High Life, one of the most tastes-like-piss beer he could imagine...

/thread

Have you ever had an ice cold Miller High life with some teriyaki boneless wings....when i say ice cold i mean the bottle hurts your hand.

that's good living.

[MuckSnapper]

Well now you do.

It's called 'acquired taste'.

Which is why you still drink watered-down rat-piss.

Some of the Americans are going a bit overboard with their IPA's these days. They all tend to taste the same.

British IPA's are the best.

Acquired taste.

Wtf was the incentive to acquire it?

brb "This tastes like chit, but I'll keep spending money on it until I can stomach it and then say omg IPA's are superior hurr durr"

[Brawndo89]

My roommate has always talked chit about IPAs. I brought him one the other day in a glass without telling him what it was. Stupid ******* loved it. He felt like such a twat when I told him what it was. Such is life.

[ForgotMahEmail]

"I don't like IPAs so it must be everyone else pretending to like it to look cool."

[BustaCapp]

OP I strongly suggest you get on the Belgian/Dutch micro beer time.

They are nothing like IPA's.

They will guide you away from the voluminous swill and steer you down the path of the finer ales in life.

This is a good start (11% ABV):

[woody19]

Acquired taste.

Wtf was the incentive to acquire it?

brb "This tastes like chit, but I'll keep spending money on it until I can stomach it and then say omg IPA's are superior hurr durr"

Two of my favorite drinks Bourbon and Beer were acquired tastes. But continue on with your skunk beer. Probably the worst cheap beer in existence

[slevin011]

I like most types of beer, but IPAs and APAs are by far my favorite. 100% not trolling.

[BustaCapp]

Acquired taste.

Wtf was the incentive to acquire it?

brb "This tastes like chit, but I'll keep spending money on it until I can stomach it and then say omg IPA's are superior hurr durr"

That's not how it works.

Over time you gradually develop as taste for what you now think tastes lie chit.

But it only happens if you start trying new beers.

You find that your palate changes. Eventually most lager becomes tasteless piss.

[waias15]

OP is already a confirmed mouthbreather with absolute poverty taste in everything, so we can just disregard his opinion altogether

tfw he will never understand the delicious piny hoppiness

[smcampeau]

agreed, can't stand the taste of IPAs. Had a WTF moment when a friend brought beer over for a dinner party and it was a combo pack of all different IPAs. Give me that refreshing Hefeweizen and get outta here with that bitter IPA.

[SkinnyBeast24]

OP I strongly suggest you get on the Belgian/Dutch micro beer time.

They are nothing like IPA's.

They will guide you away from the voluminous swill and steer you down the path of the finer ales in life.

This is a good start (11% ABV):

[img]http://www.livraison-boissons.fr/WebRoot/StoreLFR/Shops/62042515/4B12/A579/3865/2CCE/018C/C0A8/28B8/39FB/fles_kasteel_bruin_33_cl_glamg]

I'll try anything once. What is living if you don't. Will report back with results.

[0p3rator]

For me, I went from Miller/Bud to Sam Adams to Sierra Nevada to full blown beer snob.

The transition to Sam's was crucial as it's still easy drinking for infantile palates, yet has a fuller flavor than the pilsner piss water.

[waias15]

ahahhahahahahaha just saw poll options