The casino game called "marriage"

[EctoSkinnyFat]

You walk into a casino and sit down at a slot. The slot requires you to bet half of your network (The people you connect with on a daily basis and make relationships with, to try to accomplish certain goals and succeed). You tell the machine "whoa, that sounds like a lot to bet, what happens if I win?" The machine replys with:

((If you WIN!))
You get to have sex with 1 women, once a week in missionary style position, with the lights off for the rest of your life. You get whiny, entitled, spoiled children; that you'll never see because you'll be working 50-plus hours a week to sustain all of this. And you get debt for the rest of your life, on your house, 2 cars, and all of the bull crap that your wife is going to buy.


You respond with "Wow, that doesn't sound very appealing.. I don't think I want to play this game.." Machine replies with "Oh, no, sir, please don't leave! You didn't even get to hear what happens if you lose!"

((If you LOSE!))
We take half of your things, you have to keep paying the casino for the rest of your life, and you never get to see any of the actual property that you created and own within the casino. If you miss a payment, or can't make a payment, that WE see fit, you get to go to jail.

How many men would be playing that game?

[EdgarAllanBro]

lulz

not even once.

[anonymous]

[Mumra]

others will just call you names and say things like, "you just don't know what it's like" or "you don't know the joy" and "our relationship is special. so we wanted to make that commitment to validate ourselves to our peers and family. plus my wife wanted to be the center of attention for the months leading up to it and on that day play Princess for a day while everyone she knows says how pretty she looks.". ok I may have made that last one up but it's really what they're thinking tbh.

[forthenoodz]

negative payouts in both cases,

































SOUNDS GOOD LETS ROLL THE DICE

[GreenWave1]

I'm starting to really hate the misc.

Every day with this crap.

Every day.

[RobElite]

Hardly ever see anyone actually appears happy with children.

[InstantLoser]

negative payouts in both cases

Only for the man.

[Marie646]

The misc every time some dumbass **** is posted about marriage

[digistp]

Edit: ^y u mad doe

lol at modern marriage

[FriendOfFrank]

Do you get free drinks for playing?

[thc sargon]

If you think that is what marriage is, then yes you're right you should never get married.

still funny though

[Sinix]

Inb4 "you're just a man child".

[ryantatarniuk]

to all the people who hate these posts but don't state a reason or anything:

you know its true *******s

[InstantLoser]

If you think that is what marriage is, then yes you're right you should never get married.

still funny though

What do "you" think marriage is? The statistics must be lying.

[Marie646]

to all the people who hate these posts but don't state a reason or anything:

you know its true *******s

I stated a reason actually I posted a gif that is pretty self explanatory

[EctoSkinnyFat]

lulz

not even once.

lol even you spelled it out and informed people, they would not make such bad decisions.


Half the human race is trying to cloud over any bad points, so it is very hard for a man to make the best decision for him in the long term.

others will just call you names and say things like, "you just don't know what it's like" or "you don't know the joy" and "our relationship is special. so we wanted to make that commitment to validate ourselves to our peers and family. plus my wife wanted to be the center of attention for the months leading up to it and on that day play Princess for a day while everyone she knows says how pretty she looks.". ok I may have made that last one up but it's really what they're thinking tbh.

negative payouts in both cases,

































SOUNDS GOOD LETS ROLL THE DICE

Edit: ^y u mad doe

lol at modern marriage

Inb4 "you're just a man child".

to all the people who hate these posts but don't state a reason or anything:

you know its true *******s

Marriage becomes a fking joke.. when you realize it's a zero-sums game that doesn't benefit the male at all.. Especially considering the statistics.. 20 minutes of research you can find a whole bunch of stuff regarding as to why it's a horrible idea. Marriage meant something when religious values were at play.

[anonymous]

[Bondons]

if i wasn't with my lady i'd still be living at home with my mom. But with her I can afford a house, 2 cars...etc.

She is my best friend who i also get to have sex with whenever I want. If this is losing. lmao sign me up for life.

[trueem]

The misc every time some dumbass **** is posted about marriage

lol i'd be mad too if someone was dissecting my "meal ticket" for life plan too

granny.

[Marie646]

Women trying to cloud the issue again on marriage.


Spreading this vibe that it is weird and creepy for men to think marriage is bad


Even the misc is not safe from this bullchit agenda women have

If you're trying to insinuate that I feel that way you are way off base, goober.

I don't feel that way at all and I'm not pro-marriage either.

I agree marriage doesn't work in this day and age because people, men and women don't know how to make it work. They don't know how to love their SO more than their self and put them first.

[EctoSkinnyFat]

Women trying to cloud the issue again on marriage.


Spreading this vibe that it is weird and creepy for men to think marriage is bad


Even the misc is not safe from this bullchit agenda women have

I think its more about power on females part. If you think about it, women on average, probably get/send 100+ texts a day. A 6/10 on tinder will probably have 300+ likes in a week or month, w/e. It would take the average dude like 3 months to 2 years of consistently being on tinder to reach that number. So considering how much attention women get on a daily basis, they're pretty expecting that men be on their knees for them at any given moment. Men are so disposable to women it's not even funny.

Any guy who isn't on his knees at all times for a chick, she will get offended and think that its YOU and not her. She will assume you have a small dink, or are gay etcetc, because they are so used to attention, that any male who opposes MUST have something wrong with them.

(SPeaking in general ofc)

[IH8RICE]

I'd liken marraige/relationships more to Texas holdem. Depends on the how the player plays the hand that is dealt to him. You get a 2,Q and you think you have a ****ty hand until the flop comes out 2,Q, 5. Now you have two pair. The turn, being a 10 may mean nothing to you and you may think about folding because some other player is going all in(horny sloot at work), but the river reveals another Q. Low and behold the hand you had that looked like **** was actually the winning hand on the table( life).

[Great_Story_Bro]

Edit: ^y u mad doe

lol at modern marriage

Because @ 35 she's already been married for 19 years. I'd be mad too.

[CrookedDink]

The worst part is the more successful you are in life, the more you have to lose with marriage. No thx Geoff.

[MrSlickAngus]

^ You only get two cards in Texas Holdem...

[IH8RICE]

^ You only get two cards in Texas Holdem...

Edited *******

[GreenWave1]

lol i'd be mad too if someone was dissecting my "meal ticket" for life plan too

granny.

umad?

Yeah, umad.

I'd neg you back, but what's the point? You're a real life red. It would just be piling on.

[m1n2v5]

Lol @ the posters getting butthurt but can't post a logical rebuttal. I like the idea of having a life partner, but fukking lmao @ the institution of marriage. getting the state involved in your relationships, just lol. do a simple pros vs cons list, morans.

[Croatbrah]

Just like to point out that a majority of people you really get to know are not "happy" anyway.

Also, lol @ pursuing "happiness", a fleeting emotion. What are we, women?

Still agree with OP. Lock up them assets boys