ITT: We rap battle

[foreheadgains]

When I was 19

Rollin in my hood, twistin on them ps,
Aged nineteen and you can't get with these, OGs, original gangstas, laying it down right cos we don't allow wankstas

Girls come through, looking all fly and I know in their mind all they see is pound signs, so therefore, yo, I might have to pull a ting

Went to my spot to see if I could hit it,
Blazed up some ammo, puffed on that Thai, why? Cos when I'm with a female I'm chillin the galis way, and when UK gettin busy homeboy you know I'm hardly sober

I let her work me first, and then always take over
Do a little twistin, flappin, smackin and I'm through
Tell her to give me a call some time tomorrow around two

It's now two o clock and she hits me on the hip but I can't call her back cos I'm tryna jack this whip, if only life moved as easy as all these biches who'll do whatever to please me.

Drayg00n think you're a G
Everyone knows that you don't get P
Took your mum out for biscuits and tea
Now she wanna see me at half past 3
So you better know imma straight give her the D

[InfiniteExcel]

You don't understand see my flesh im possessed by demons
i rather be dead you don't understand the nightmares and the restrictions
of the spirit and soul its a coalition the darkness i portray in my heart
aches for the light i became the victim i despicably wanted to become
The life of the violent childhood when you teased with slurs and bugs
My Arms breathing heavy breathing smelly armpits are sweating you don't understand
why i smell death i hate myself i feel pain.

I understand you have no upper hand
Ask whats for supper man n u get smacked with the tupper..damn
Forget that f*cker, fam
Let's catch em with the truckers cam and then snatch him and the others grams
Bring the thunder like tampa florida, break the boarder with the hoarders who are sorta uh..extorted, bruh

[InfiniteExcel]

Drayg00n think you're a G
Everyone knows that you don't get P
Took your mum out for biscuits and tea
Now she wanna see me at half past 3
So you better know imma straight give her the D

The only 'D' you give is disappointment
Here, have some herpes for your ointment
Ointment, for herpes, make an appoint, to squirt me
Your sisters here I'ma twist her ear flip her rear stick it clear and then just disappear
I know all your hopes and fears
Washin with soap fer years just tryna grow a beard
This bro is weird
Talkin about me, though
I'm the type to get high like an eagle, two sides like smeagle and flush peptide through yer people

[Warren45]

I understand you have no upper hand
Ask whats for supper man n u get smacked with the tupper..damn
Forget that f*cker, fam
Let's catch em with the truckers cam and then snatch him and the others grams
Bring the thunder like tampa florida, break the boarder with the hoarders who are sorta uh..extorted, bruh

Why you here you white mtoher****er you enjoyed the fruits of the labour when
you whipped the chains of the black ugly *****s
My myself im alone in this world no one loves me
I Feel myself dieing someone to **** me someone to kiss me someone to love me
for me despite myself and my cutthroat personality
OP doesn't realise if i met you i would probably **** you or maybe suck you.

[InfiniteExcel]

Why you here you white mtoher****er you enjoyed the fruits of the labour when
you whipped the chains of the black ugly *****s
My myself im alone in this world no one loves me
I Feel myself dieing someone to **** me someone to kiss me someone to love me
for me despite myself and my cutthroat personality
OP doesn't realise if i met you i would probably **** you or maybe suck you.

I ain't down for that
I pound the cat
My ass is an exit mat
And You can bet infact that you just can't have sex with that

[foreheadgains]

The only 'D' you give is disappointment
Here, have some herpes for your ointment
Ointment, for herpes, make an appoint, to squirt me
Your sisters here I'ma twist her ear flip her rear stick it clear and then just disappear
I know all your hopes and fears
Washin with soap fer years just tryna grow a beard
This bro is weird
Talkin about me, though
I'm the type to get high like an eagle, two sides like smeagle and flush peptide through yer peephole

You wanna act like you're a diamond in the rough
Bro you're not tough
You will get slapped inna face if you dont think that I'll call your bluff
I don't sell puff
But trust me when I say I proper gave your mum all of that STUFF

[Warren45]

The only 'D' you give is disappointment
Here, have some herpes for your ointment
Ointment, for herpes, make an appoint, to squirt me
Your sisters here I'ma twist her ear flip her rear stick it clear and then just disappear
I know all your hopes and fears
Washin with soap fer years just tryna grow a beard
This bro is weird
Talkin about me, though
I'm the type to get high like an eagle, two sides like smeagle and flush peptide through yer people

Op im black brah i want to **** you hug you maybe you suck
Please love me i never had a girl who actually wanted to **** me
maybe im spiritually inept i need help before im dead
Wanna **** OP in the ass so be it **** it i want to **** someone
in the ass who's on it.

[Warren45]

I ain't down for that
I pound the cat
My ass is an exit mat
And You can't bet infact that you just can't have sex with that

Im down for that want to the whip the dick on your fat ass
I pound you hard till you love me
Your ass is juicy and fat your beautiful and i love your white ass
In fact im hurting i want to **** you in the ass please let me hitting it from the back.

[InfiniteExcel]

You wanna act like you're a diamond in the rough
Bro you're not tough
You will get slapped inna face if you dont think that I'll call your bluff
I don't sell puff
But trust me when I say I proper gave your mum all of that STUFF

I peeped that sh*t you gave my moms..
I seeped into your veins and palms
Now your plan, is in your hand, I guess the game is on
Checkmate to yer head/face with the flames n pawns
These dames do anythang for the change and ons
This guy tryna beat me? he better re-arrange this odds
Better yet become engaged with GOD
cuz I'll take em down with that same gun round that put scarface ground and his shameless broad

[jaygee15]

One chick two chick three chick menaj a trois
one lick clit two lick clit the third is working jaw
i be the freakiest type of cat you ever saw
protection when erected i aint bout hittin raw
whatever these hoes wit it and its easy enough to get it
and it aint no fun if the homies cant get in it
so pass a hoe around like we in the caddy gettin blunted
and get yourself some head while you ride around with your windows tinted
and get into her mind and then its money she'll be spendin
have her ass lying cheatin stealin schemin and befriendin
all because a player keep it real aint no pretendin
mouthpiece is a beast tame a wild dime piece
a dirty dog off the leash constantly in heat
i cant be beat a straight up winner naturally i be
the pimpin hotter than ever in p-h-x-a-z
the spits it real and blow them bomb trees but me jaygee
now check it

[Warren45]

I peeped that sh*t you gave my moms..
I seeped into your veins and palms
Now your plan, is in your hand, I guess the game is on
Checkmate to yer head/face with the flames n pawns
These dames do anythang for the change and ons
This guy tryna beat me he better re-arrange the odds
Better yet become engaged with god
cuz I'll take em down with the same gun round that did scarface and his shameless broad

I want to whip my dick and i want you to suck on my nips
Strong arms too small for my big 15 inch dick
Want to penetrate something so smooth maybe im lusting
thats my problem i need change before God takes me away.

[EzzyBreazy]

Alright I'm here, so the show can start
I'm the muthafukin best rapper on the misc just check the chart
Yeah I'm the best, you can't contest
Jump in the crowd and lay yo ass down like I'm Ron Artest
No World Peace, saw your girl last night Metta in the bathroom
She sucked me off like a swiffer sweeper vacuum
Punchlines hit harder than Rocky
And your girl on my dik cuz I'm cocky
You know the flow colder the hockey
Fukking virgins til I die, CamelJockey
All your ******* verses are lame
Run on home, this a grown man's game

[TMaC828]

traffic traffic, lookin for my chapstick.

[InfiniteExcel]

One chick two chick three chick menaj a trois
one lick clit two lick clit the third is working jaw
i be the freakiest type of cat you ever saw
protection when erected i aint bout hittin raw
whatever these hoes wit it and its easy enough to get it
and it aint no fun if the homies cant get in it
so pass a hoe around like we in the caddy gettin blunted
and get yourself some head while you ride around with your windows tinted
and get into her mind and then its money she'll be spendin
have her ass lying cheatin stealin schemin and befriendin
all because a player keep it real aint no pretendin
mouthpiece is a beast tame a wild dime piece
a dirty dog off the leash constantly in heat
i cant be beat a straight up winner naturally i be
the pimpin hotter than ever in p-h-x-a-z
the spits it real and blow them bomb trees but me jaygee
now check it

Passin girls to yer homies?
What can't handle her yourself?
Stick it in, one min, cum all on yer belt?
Jackin off in socks on the shelf?
Yellin out fer help?

"Aiyyo, Aiyyo! I'm a phucking *******, I sucked a maggot and the only tang I get is when I chew on a mustard packet"

[InfiniteExcel]

Alright I'm here, so the show can start
I'm the muthafukin best rapper on the misc just check the chart
Yeah I'm the best, you can't contest
Jump in the crowd and lay yo ass down like I'm Ron Artest
No World Peace, saw your girl last night Metta in the bathroom
She sucked me off like a swiffer sweeper vacuum
Punchlines hit harder than Rocky
And your girl on my dik cuz I'm cocky
You know the flow colder the hockey
Fukking virgins til I die, CamelJockey
All your ******* verses are lame
Run on home, this a grown man's game

Clever, clever, witty, witty
Spittin sickly like cats in the city
Pass this man fifty
Snort a line, extortion time
This guy paid the abortion fine cuz he jus can't afford his time

[Warren45]

I want to **** so badly
You guys are making me so horny
Please one of you white ****ers suck me off
im desperate for cum please don't dissapoint me
want to rip off your shirt and wanna **** you
Please somebody love me.

[InfiniteExcel]

I want to **** so badly
You guys are making me so horny
Please one of you white ****ers suck me off
im desperate for cum please don't dissapoint me
want to rip off your shirt and wanna **** you
Please somebody love me.

Come on, man..at least rhyme...

[Fella2015]

Clever, clever, witty, witty
Spittin sickly like cats in the city
Pass this man fifty
Snort a line, extortion time
This guy paid the abortion fine cuz he jus can't afford his time

only thing this cat excels at is f*uckery,
keep up the bull**** act, ill have everyone engage you in mockery,
youre disorderly, dont waste my time on no squirt,
go hit the dirt

[EzzyBreazy]

Clever, clever, witty, witty
Spittin sickly like cats in the city
Pass this man fifty
Snort a line, extortion time
This guy paid the abortion fine cuz he jus can't afford his time

You say you spit sick, bitch please
You wash your hands 3 times after you sneeze
You carry around sanitizer in your pocket
Meanwhile my flow is toxic
Venomous
Terminally ill
My bars will make you want to write your will
You can't step to this, I'm heaven sent
You'll repent for this
Your irrelevant
It's time to meet your maker
Rest in peace, I'm on a streak, call me Undertaker

[badmathguy]

You say you spit sick, bitch please
You wash your hands 3 times after you sneeze
You carry around sanitizer in your pocket
Meanwhile my flow is toxic
Venomous
Terminally ill
My bars will make you want to write your will
You can't step to this, I'm heaven sent
You'll repent for this
Your irrelevant
It's time to meet your maker
Rest in peace, I'm on a streak, call me Undertaker

i fugg you suck
die die die
i'm not very clever
bye bye bye

[KizzaK]

dude thinks he's the misc rap god, but he came way late
i'll hit him with a melee; consecutive moves like watch me whip...watch me nae nae
with the trey eight, i'll be terrorizing his fam and his girl
head shot make him twirl...turn him MLK and share his dreams with the world
i push bout 3 plates, so you know i can move weight for the funds
only time this bitch has seen drug was his pops wailing on his mum
my heads wrong, my psych says i need to go E-Z
incase the feds slam me in the lock like a DDT
these bars shouldn't be free; you should pay for this schoolin
but you can't respond when ur dead so who the **** am i foolin

[EzzyBreazy]

i fugg you suck
die die die
i'm not very clever
bye bye bye

Who is this chump? Is this a joke?
You can't be fukking serious.
Stepping up to a God like me you must be too delirious
No Eddie Murphy I need a challenge you are not worthy
Someone give this man a hearse please

[kingmode]

all miscers talk about is sloots and tinder
rocking gym shark stringers in the winter,

got my umoro shaker cup
let me holla at dees bishes, lemme say wassup,

life ain't easy when u r 5'6
6'2s miss me with high kicks
trying to get these sloots to suk dix
so we can brag on da misc with spoon pics,

got my FitMark backpack and the gymjunkie black cap, sippin' on some cell-tech
but what's that?

I see some ectos
creepin' thru the gym, tryin' to check hoes
I see them mirin'
so Imma flex those... bi's
til they are tirin'
I'm grinding iron
dem glutes are firin',

Just spotted 2 HBBs
but how can I make them notice me
maybe with some posing, G

wait, what the hell!?

I see sum 6'2 with a shirt saying Big Blue
kinda intimidating
but I ain't no beta FA
so assasination is what I'm contemplating

[bah01001]

Come on, man..at least rhyme...

When I step up to battle, Infinites mic-goes-off
The only thing you "excel" in is Microsoft
My strikes blow hard, Can't block em, they make it through
If you a diamond in the rough, then I'm the compressible force that created u

[sweetneybrian]

Im spitting out bars like manna straight from heaven,
Get on my level bitch, grab a ladder, five seven
You claim your the best, bruh your lyrics are pretty whack
**** i expected more from a young northeastern black
But fuk....I haven't even started talkin bout myself yet
I murdered your rhymes, motha fuka call that a dead set
I just grilled you boy, like those taters you be fryin
What more could I expect from that retard sweetney brian

no h8

Ayyyyy

I guess the thread title was battle rap so let's get down that
Wear a vest if you want between the eyes is what I'm clapping at
Mr riot dog you should of just kept quiet
All that tough talk in ya lines yet no avi I just can't buy it
Wit a name like riot I expected ya bars to be a little more wavy
Call me Darren Wilson once I fire off I got Nikkas going crazy
We could meet in the street and I'll show you real disrespect
But you Serena Williams, rather go back n forth over the net

[Boxingfella]

OP is no emcee,
This is no match like Bruce lee vs JBeebs

Now disappear fast like hoodini on speed cause son you lost your lead, no need to mention 14 % body fat, geuss this cat is no athlete, dawg watch what you eat.

[Skeeeeet]

nikka im da chit
sometimes i cry and slit my wrist
but i stil fuk yo bitch
so dont trip
cuz i still let u have the tip
but ho homo
this aint no relationship

bars famly. chit is off da top

[Disaronno27]

Already won the biggest misc rap battle last year




If any of you guys actually have some skill and want to come at the G.O.A.T. for real then step up and make a vid

[TheHarpoon]

I'm a miscer, forever alone
nothing to see, nothing to bone
feel free to rep me, i'll rep back
this is too social, i'm getting an anxiety attack

[FuqurLs]

Your rap skills are more than fuking gay, they homosexual
You'ze white knight ******* putting ass on the pedestal
You fukking with a sentinel, I murder you
My rhymes is straight federal
you death is covered up like I aint heard of you