POF female profile fill in the blank

[KMadigan777]

[Guaranteed to fit 90% of all POF profiles]

I'm a single mom and have (1,2, swarm) of kids who are my (everything, world, ticket to ride), my kids always come first and if you can't handle that don't waste my time because I am looking for a (real man, real love, a provider). If you are going to write me say something beyond (hi, sup girl, wanna fuk).

I work hard and have earned everything to get to where am I today and I cant stand (cheaters, players, reality). I am looking for someone who is (athletic, rich, handsome) and (athletic, rich, handsome), and (athletic, rich, handsome), I dont have time for (boys, men living in the basement, someone who will have sex and never call again) and because I'm (over my ex, still in love with my ex, still putting out to my ex) I expect you to be (single, happy never having sex, happy paying for my dinner). I love having fun and like to laugh, so want to know anything else just message me!

Btw, NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS, I am looking for LOVE so if all you want is sex just move on because I am the real deal and worth it.


[Tnx for input]

[DolphinPilot]

[Guaranteed to fit 90% of all POF profiles]

I'm a single mom and have (1,2, swarm) of kids who are my (everything, world, ticket to ride)

After that part should be "my kids come first if you can't handle that then don't waste my time, cuz I'm looking for (a real man, the real deal, a provider)"

but yeah that's pretty much all of them.

[US_Ranger]

[Guaranteed to fit 90% of all POF profiles]

I'm a single mom and have (1,2, swarm) of kids who are my (everything, world, ticket to ride), I work hard and have earned everything to get to where am I today and I cant stand (cheaters, players, reality). I am looking for someone who is (athletic, rich, handsome) and (athletic, rich, handsome), and (athletic, rich, handsome), I dont have time for (boys, men living in the basement) and because I'm (over my ex, still in love with my ex, still putting out to my ex) I expect you to be single. I like having fun so want to know anything else just message me!

Lmao. A lot of them have spilled over to Tinder as well.

[swoleyo]

This is why I avoid American women all together. If you're middle/upper class it's really easy to get a foreign gf with no kids that will treat you 100x better.

[DolphinPilot]

lel thread made me want to go take another look at PoF... So many 30 year olds who look like 40 year olds who all post "Live Laugh Love" on their profile.

Being single for the rest of my life seems nice.

[TheJizzler]

(slutty photos of bars, festivals, some of the more flattering ones are clearly old)
(cringeworthy generic quote)

I work hard (Profession: Retail), and I dream of going back to school to become a teacher/nurse (Age: 29, Education: Highschool). No men under 6' because that's my preference (Height: 5'2). If you have tattoos and are passionate about your career
(if you have money and give off the bad boy vibe) we should talk.

And the women who put 'finance' as their job when they work as a receptionist at a bank...






There's a reason they're on POF

[Konrai]

[Guaranteed to fit 90% of all POF profiles]

I'm a single mom and have (1,2, swarm) of kids who are my (everything, world, ticket to ride), I work hard and have earned everything to get to where am I today and I cant stand (cheaters, players, reality). I am looking for someone who is (athletic, rich, handsome) and (athletic, rich, handsome), and (athletic, rich, handsome), I dont have time for (boys, men living in the basement) and because I'm (over my ex, still in love with my ex, still putting out to my ex) I expect you to be single. I like having fun so want to know anything else just message me!

How about a grand majority of female Bio's on dating sites or apps in general LOL.

[AestheticNoz]

Don't worry OP once they realize that their eggs get drier and tits saggier with every passing day their standards will drop quickly.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Actually lol'd, that's pretty accurate.

[KMadigan777]

I should have ended it with:

'NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS, I am looking for Love so if all you want is sex just move on because I am the real deal and worth it.'

[InstantLoser]

General crap I've noticed from Tinder:

-Love to laugh (Is this a personality trait/quality? Who doesn't love to laugh?)
-Like having fun (Same as above, wtf)
-Not looking for a hookup (Tinder is a hookup app. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else about why you're here)
-Have spawned X bastard children (So you've led an irresponsible life/questionable sexual history. Baby daddy drama likely)
-If you can't handle X bastard children, you aren't man enough for me (translation: If you aren't interested in paying for my past bad sexual history in the form of $$$, please fuk off)
-Any questions, just ask! (I can't ask you questions if you don't match with me, you stupid cow)

[shorkey]

I should have ended it with:

'NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS, I am looking for Love so if all you want is sex just move on because I am the real deal and worth it.'

Fuark. This is in every profile.

[Thillygooth]

After that part should be "my kids come first if you can't handle that then don't waste my time, cuz I'm looking for (a real man, the real deal, a provider)"

but yeah that's pretty much all of them.

"I'm not looking for a dad for them. They already have one."

(However, I'm looking for the income the dad provided so you can go ahead and step right up. )

[Thillygooth]

General crap I've noticed from Tinder:

-Love to laugh (Is this a personality trait/quality? Who doesn't love to laugh?)
-Like having fun (Same as above, wtf)
-Not looking for a hookup (Tinder is a hookup app. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else about why you're here)
-Have spawned X bastard children (So you've led an irresponsible life/questionable sexual history. Baby daddy drama likely)
-If you can't handle X bastard children, you aren't man enough for me (translation: If you aren't interested in paying for my past bad sexual history in the form of $$$, please fuk off)
-Any questions, just ask! (I can't ask you questions if you don't match with me, you stupid cow)

Repped. The lols were had.

[psychosylocibin]

General crap I've noticed from Tinder:

-Love to laugh (Is this a personality trait/quality? Who doesn't love to laugh?)
-Like having fun (Same as above, wtf)
-Not looking for a hookup (Tinder is a hookup app. Stop lying to yourself and everyone else about why you're here)
-Have spawned X bastard children (So you've led an irresponsible life/questionable sexual history. Baby daddy drama likely)
-If you can't handle X bastard children, you aren't man enough for me (translation: If you aren't interested in paying for my past bad sexual history in the form of $$$, please fuk off)
-Any questions, just ask! (I can't ask you questions if you don't match with me, you stupid cow)

fukking lol. so true.

Also: Say something other than "hi", "hello", "how is your day", "I noticed your smile", I'm looking for a man who actually reads my profile and can be creative, in his responses to me and keep a good conversation going. come on guys!

Meanwhile, online sloot finds 10/10 6'2" alpha male online with profile saying that he is an ex-con and 21 misspelled words and decides to message him:

Online Sloot: Hi
Master Race Ex-con: Sup baby gurl
Online Sloot: Nm
Master Race Ex-con: What you doing tonight? want to have some fun
Online Sloot: K. be over in 15 minutes.

[InstantLoser]

fukking lol. so true.

Also: Say something other than "hi", "hello", "how is your day", "I noticed your smile", I'm looking for a man who actually reads my profile and can be creative, in his responses to me and keep a good conversation going. come on guys!

Meanwhile, online sloot finds 10/10 6'2" alpha male online with profile saying that he is an ex-con and 21 misspelled words and decides to message him:

Online Sloot: Hi
Master Race Ex-con: Sup baby gurl
Online Sloot: Nm
Master Race Ex-con: What you doing tonight? want to have some fun
Online Sloot: K. be over in 15 minutes.

Yeah, "deep conversation" involves something like this:

Me: Hey, great profile. So you're a scientist? Do you specialize in "Mad Science"?
Her: lol
.... 25 minutes later
Me: So yeah, your profile also mentions you like pets. Are you a cat or dog person? I'm partial to cats myself. (insert extended conversational elements here going on for around a paragraph).
Her: (an hour later) Yeah.
Me: (running out of **** to talk about since she isn't interjecting) So yeah, what do you think about maybe getting coffee this afternoon?
Her: (Fuking IMMEDIATELY) **Unmatched**

[US_Ranger]

fukking lol. so true.

Also: Say something other than "hi", "hello", "how is your day", "I noticed your smile", I'm looking for a man who actually reads my profile and can be creative, in his responses to me and keep a good conversation going. come on guys!

Meanwhile, online sloot finds 10/10 6'2" alpha male online with profile saying that he is an ex-con and 21 misspelled words and decides to message him:

Online Sloot: Hi
Master Race Ex-con: Sup baby gurl
Online Sloot: Nm
Master Race Ex-con: What you doing tonight? want to have some fun
Online Sloot: K. be over in 15 minutes.

Haha, this **** is gold.

I also love it when they say "You have to keep my interest if you message me" as if it's a one way street where I have to do all the work. ayyyyy lmao.

[Simple00]

What about this one: "My family and friends mean the world to me." Is that one still going around?

[US_Ranger]

Yeah, "deep conversation" involves something like this:

Me: Hey, great profile. So you're a scientist? Do you specialize in "Mad Science"?
Her: lol
.... 25 minutes later
Me: So yeah, your profile also mentions you like pets. Are you a cat or dog person? I'm partial to cats myself. (insert extended conversational elements here going on for around a paragraph).
Her: (an hour later) Yeah.
Me: (running out of **** to talk about since she isn't interjecting) So yeah, what do you think about maybe getting coffee this afternoon?
Her: (Fuking IMMEDIATELY) **Unmatched**

Loooool.

You have to look back and laugh at this kind of **** though. It's so ridiculous that it's actual comedy.

PS - never talk about anything serious with a chick until you know whether or not their IQ is above 3.

[US_Ranger]

What about this one: "My family and friends mean the world to me." Is that one still going around?

Yes. I notice that one with chicks who are super young and can't fill their bio up because:

a) they have no hobbies
b) they have no life experience
c) they aren't interesting

But yes, a lot of the young women seem to put that one in there.

[goodcupcakes]

ayyyyy lmao op


InstantLoser: You look like you're really dropping weight. I can see it in your face.

[InstantLoser]

ayyyyy lmao op


InstantLoser: You look like you're really dropping weight. I can see it in your face.

~85lbs so far.

[FU3L]

ugh, this is so much real life on Tinder nowadays. It's gotten to the point where I just close out the app after a few swipes because I can't deal with these dull entitled women. Fat ones are the worst.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

It may surprise you but the male profiles on POF are all equally similar.

Recently separated/divorced part-time dad - I have X kids who are my world and will always come first. I am domesticated and even know how to work the washing machine! (Great, so you can look after yourself using day to day items). I am looking for a faithful/loyal/trustworthy woman (usually capitalised, obviously been cheated on). I like nothing better than staying home with a DVD and a bottle of wine (maybe updated to Netflix and chill these days) or going out for a pint. I want a woman in my life and I'm not just looking for sex.

They're all a variation of that, serious. The amount of men who proudly put that they can competently operate domestic appliances blew my mind when I was on there. It's not exactly rocket science. Then they message you and you say "sorry I'm looking for someone local, but thanks and good luck on the site!" and they argue with you. "It's only an hour's drive", yeah well I don't want to have to drive for an hour there and then back just to go to the pictures or dinner. Or even worse, they expect the first date to be at your house, like you're going to invite some random stranger off the internet into your home for sex.

When I was on there my tagline was "Do you even lift?" and I got so many messages saying "lift what?"

[InstantLoser]

They're all a variation of that, serious."

Mine's nothing like that.

6'3. Computer Science, art, comedy. Army veteran.

If you like laughing, and who doesn't, pick me. Just remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Mine's nothing like that.

6'3. Computer Science, art, comedy. Army veteran.

If you like laughing, and who doesn't, pick me. Just remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Fair play. Mine was nothing like the sample women's profile either!

I was only looking at guys in their 40s though. I also only received messages from guys in their 40s/50s or 20s (and they were only after a MILF fantasy) - never got a message from a 30s guy at all.

[shorkey]

Fair play. Mine was nothing like the sample women's profile either!

I was only looking at guys in their 40s though. I also only received messages from guys in their 40s/50s or 20s (and they were only after a MILF fantasy) - never got a message from a 30s guy at all.

30 year old checking in

[FU3L]

It may surprise you but the male profiles on POF are all equally similar.

Recently separated/divorced part-time dad - I have X kids who are my world and will always come first. I am domesticated and even know how to work the washing machine! (Great, so you can look after yourself using day to day items). I am looking for a faithful/loyal/trustworthy woman (usually capitalised, obviously been cheated on). I like nothing better than staying home with a DVD and a bottle of wine (maybe updated to Netflix and chill these days) or going out for a pint. I want a woman in my life and I'm not just looking for sex.

They're all a variation of that, serious. The amount of men who proudly put that they can competently operate domestic appliances blew my mind when I was on there. It's not exactly rocket science. Then they message you and you say "sorry I'm looking for someone local, but thanks and good luck on the site!" and they argue with you. "It's only an hour's drive", yeah well I don't want to have to drive for an hour there and then back just to go to the pictures or dinner. Or even worse, they expect the first date to be at your house, like you're going to invite some random stranger off the internet into your home for sex.

When I was on there my tagline was "Do you even lift?" and I got so many messages saying "lift what?"

lol that's pretty cringeworthy too. I don't think guys realize they're actually degrading themselves by celebrating the fact they can do day to day tasks every adult has been doing since they were teenagers. I doubt younger guys have that kind of profile bio though. I should start browsing guys to see what it's like.

n-no homo.

[InstantLoser]

Fair play. Mine was nothing like the sample women's profile either!

I was only looking at guys in their 40s though. I also only received messages from guys in their 40s/50s or 20s (and they were only after a MILF fantasy) - never got a message from a 30s guy at all.

The only women who match with me either unmatch after I message them once, never respond but don't unmatch, offer canned 1 word responses (as outlined above), or once every 3 years or so (As in once in the 3 years I've used Tinder) I get a date, after which they once again immediately go NC/flake.

[TheJizzler]

It really is a dumping ground

For every loser female there 100 illiterate manchildren with their creepy laptop-selfies, photos of their cars and ramblings about being able to push a vacuum cleaner around