Your parents catch you having a sex. Last rep is what your mom ends up saying to you as she walks in with your dad. He responds with your last neg.
Seems fun and gl.
Mom: thx man. Is T-mobile the only provider that offers that? MetroPCS?
Dad: cool story *******
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10-16-2015, 03:23 PM #1
Parents walk in on you having sex with a man. Last rep is what mom says. Neg for dad.
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10-16-2015, 03:24 PM #2Banned
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Mom: fking loled
Dad: .Last edited by shortythree; 10-16-2015 at 03:55 PM.
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10-16-2015, 03:24 PM #3Get Money
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Mom: good chit
Dad: (silence, tfw no negs, inb4 cheeky kunt ITT)Trading/Investing Thread Crew
Math Thread Crew
Poker & Sports Betting crew
**1st Team All Sports Misc**
Portland Trail Blazers Crew
Oregon Ducks Crew
RIP ThePrimeSalmon
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10-16-2015, 03:24 PM #4gimme ya scooter brah
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- Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
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Mom: Nice
Dad: Lmao
Sounds realisticSquat (High bar): 325x1|Bench: 200x1|Deadlift: 365x1|Clean and Jerk: 97.5kg|Snatch: 62.5kg
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10-16-2015, 03:25 PM #5Registered User
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- Location: ON, Canada
- Age: 29
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mom: Ayyyy get nekked.
dad: creep
swear these are the first neg and rep.. so appropriate lol*Likes Jeff Seid on ******** crew*
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10-16-2015, 03:25 PM #6Irrelevant to YOUR succes
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no negs crew but I think they will be fitting:
Mom:
"cans gonna get crushed"
Dad:
"mirin chair hard""It won't get better, just different."
“Yeah, that's what the present is. It's a little unsatisfying because life's a little unsatisfying.”
Bring back ****got, ****got .
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10-16-2015, 03:26 PM #7Registered User
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- Location: Australia
- Age: 30
- Posts: 4,254
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Mom: LOL good one
Dad: trashEcclesiastes 6:10
Liverpool FC - Cavaliers - Saints
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10-16-2015, 03:26 PM #8Registered User
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Mom: keep blazing
dad: stop breathing ***got.
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10-16-2015, 03:26 PM #9Registered User
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- Age: 36
- Posts: 11,716
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mom: das it mane. Jays going in dry.
dad: how the fk is that an in .gif??????????Misc BJJ crew
Misc Muay Thai Crew.
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10-16-2015, 03:26 PM #10Registered User
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- Location: Genova City, Pissenington, Antarctica
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Mom: lmao
Dad: stay madWARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
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10-16-2015, 03:27 PM #11Jelly of chair crew.Originally Posted by chino3
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10-16-2015, 03:27 PM #12Registered User
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Mom: fuark, so much truth in one post.
Dad: .
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10-16-2015, 03:27 PM #13blowing loads
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- Location: United States
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mom: thnks for posting the vid, work computer won't let me
dad: go suck a D for $200.00:D
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10-16-2015, 03:27 PM #14because MERICA that's why
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- Location: United States
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Mom: dat awareness
Dad: neggeed- I'm sorry; I couldn't hear your complaints over the sound of all this freedom!
~ Merica
- Everybody wants to make it, but nobody wants to put in the work!
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10-16-2015, 03:27 PM #15Registered User
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Mom: Hahaha, magnum pi to hitler. Nice!
Dad: always was you dumb bich. negged. (-1)^^^()()GERMANIC CREW()()^^^
☆☆☆MISC BOXING CREW☆☆☆
☆☆☆SuperStraight cяєω☆☆☆
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #16Registered User
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- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Mum: "Made me lol, IRL".
Dad: "Good, it's made for the ladies"
srsRugby League Crew
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #17Premium Gold Member
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mom: mirin delusion. Keep on truckin
dad: ph@gotI admit all my threads suck :(
Supplements Suck
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #18ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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mom: i approve this feel
dad: first negpm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #19Registered User
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Mom: Repped back
Dad: clean shaven is the least attractive to females.. you're clueless
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #20( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
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Mom: "lolol"
Dad: "dont give that ******* recognition"
das it dad
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10-16-2015, 03:28 PM #21BB.com Iron Account
- Join Date: May 2012
- Location: Missouri, United States
- Posts: 7,378
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mom: Das it mane
dad: how many people just died? its ****ing hilarious? you would cry like a bitch if your pet died, be a ****ing human.Pilot
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10-16-2015, 03:29 PM #22Registered User
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- Location: Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada
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mom: op is a *******
dad: op is a *******There and back again twice, a deep red's tale.
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10-16-2015, 03:29 PM #23Can't stand ya Costanza!
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Mom: hnnnng
Dad. Negged *******
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10-16-2015, 03:31 PM #24Registered User
- Join Date: May 2010
- Location: Kansas, United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 3,681
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Mom: Good thread. You should write Scifi or fiction.
Dad: kc *******
Lmaoo Dad not even once.~Ron Paul 2012~
Kansas City Chiefs fan.
Kansas City Royals fan.
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10-16-2015, 03:32 PM #25not even my final form
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- Location: California, United States
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mom: Strong username to post correlation. Some stupid ppl on misc mane
dad: 170lb? i hope bye bye means you are away to eat something. my dik weighs more than uHuman Spaceflight Engineer
"The sharp edge of a razor is difficult to pass over; thus the wise say the path to Salvation is hard"
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10-16-2015, 03:33 PM #26( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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- Location: United States
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Mom: fukin lol
Dad: sorry pedro. time to go back to mexico
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10-16-2015, 03:34 PM #27Registered User
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- Posts: 4,957
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Mom "mirin"
dad "no pics manlet"It is better to die on your feet, than to live a lifetime on your knees
a coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but one.
The odds are great
But my spirit is strong,
My faith unbreakable,
My blood is pure.
I SHALL ENDURE!
I WILL ENDURE!
the strength of a gesture, a thought with no voice
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10-16-2015, 03:34 PM #28Panned
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Mom: lol
Dad: ...
lol*Crew* crew
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10-16-2015, 03:34 PM #29Registered User
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mUm: rep for he-man reference
dad: Trying too hard
(Dad neg from a guy with Supra and Twin Turbo in his name.....rofl the irony is unbelievable)
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10-16-2015, 03:34 PM #30Aesthetics Black Belt 🥋
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wow what are the chances?
Mom calls me out, dad mentions I'm also a man.
Both parents are *******s who end sentences in bby
Everything, strong.OP is a █████
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