EDIT: See post 79 for pic of cum stain you sick phucks
I posted a couple weeks ago how I met up with a tinder match and nutted inside her see thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...9000763&page=1.
Well I did it again............
Matched up with this 19 y/o chic locally, she goes to the same university I do (She's a sophmore and I'm a 25 y/o junior....) and met her at Noodles and Co (wut). We ate noodles and after we were done she said hey lets go for a drive I gotta show you this cool place. So I said ok.
She directs me to this church parking lot (Oh lawd) nearby and tells me to park in the back, so I park. She climbs into the backseat after I parked and she tells me to climb back too. So I did and then she says, you first.. I said what? She told me to take off my shirt.......... Wtf? She then said fine, I'll take mine off first and she took off her shirt and bra off. I then said we can just go back to my place, she said nah we can do it here then I gotta go to class soon. I didn't have condoms in car so I said I don't have a condom. She then said I'm on the birth control shot so you're fine. I then said......... We can do it after class at my place, she then said its now or never.
Ok fuk it so I take off my pants and she takes hers off and I made out with her and she gets a little wet and I stick it in her and she starts moaning and chit and after 30 seconds I said I'm cumming and she's like Unhh Unh Unh oh cum inside me oh oh unh unh and I said ok and I nut all inside her.
I get off her and she said, I gotta get back to class can you take me to this place (Her dorm)? I dropped her off and she literally said, you aren't very good at it... And gets out my car and leaves... I get back home and say to myself wtf? I checked my tinder and she unmatched me. She didn't want to give me her number initially so we talked on tinder instead. Gave no indication that she wanted to smash and neither did I.
I looked in my backseat and saw my splooge dripping on my backseat. Groce.
She was some sorority chic and a strong 5/10.
Inb4 babynames & STDs.
Luckily I knew her instagram since it was linked to her tinder. So pics...
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10-14-2015, 04:06 PM #1
Nutted in my 2nd tinder smash this month... Stain on my backseat now, groce. (Pics)
Last edited by LuvVag; 10-14-2015 at 05:25 PM.
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10-14-2015, 04:08 PM #2Surely You're Mirin'
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was it like unh unh oh unh or like oh unh oh unh
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10-14-2015, 04:09 PM #3
further making me lose hope in females
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10-14-2015, 04:10 PM #4Resident Bull
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good stuff
I should be jelly...but why is it u seem to find the easiest tinder whores around??
Usually I like hearing about slooty women, but these chicks just seem straight nasty. Like, ridiculously so. I would have thought these were hookers if not for the fact that no money changed hands. Do you OP, but be careful of dat dere STD's@markokaforfitness
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10-14-2015, 04:10 PM #5
What the hell do wrong with you? Srs.
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10-14-2015, 04:11 PM #6Registered User
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10-14-2015, 04:12 PM #7Registered User
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Came in expecting picture of seat with cum stain
Leaving disappointed
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10-14-2015, 04:13 PM #8
she better be the one on the right, *******
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10-14-2015, 04:13 PM #9Banned
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names.com, baby
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10-14-2015, 04:13 PM #10281-330-8004
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lmao dont feel bad OP if you dont have practice surprise sex with no condom will make most men cum quickly. srs.
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10-14-2015, 04:14 PM #11
She unmatched you, doesnt have your # and doesnt know where you live ? Sounds pretty successful bro... Even if she has a kid how is she going to find you...
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10-14-2015, 04:14 PM #12( . )( . )
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lying to the lad won't help him with his bedroom troubles broOriginally Posted by jbball92
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10-14-2015, 04:14 PM #13Registered User
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this happened
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10-14-2015, 04:15 PM #14CEO Bicep Corporation
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That was hilarious and disgusting. But hey at least you got your dink wet. I suggest you stop doing that crap though cuz youre gonna eventually get some infection man.
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10-14-2015, 04:15 PM #15Registered Goober
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which one is she?Originally Posted by LuvVag
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10-14-2015, 04:15 PM #16Registered User
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Came in expecting semen stained seat
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10-14-2015, 04:15 PM #17
Damn, these women are trashy. WTF.
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lol, I love the play by play. Strong tinder whore though OP, stay safe and stay off that STD time. No offense at all to you, but sounds like she has no care in the world who nuts all inside there.
Edit: Also came in expecting pics of semen stained seat, left happy with actual female pic posted. I would have nutted on her face though with those glasses on, srs.Positivity crew
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10-14-2015, 04:16 PM #20281-330-8004
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shhhhhhhOriginally Posted by Vexidi
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LOL I am so dumbfounded right now.Originally Posted by AndYUKnowThis
Lord knows I have smashed some sluts in my day but this is just kinda...groce. I mean where is the build up? The rapport building? The foreplay? The comfort? The compatibility? The sexual exploration?
This doesnt even sound enjoyable...I have no idea why on earth a sloot would be so reckless, its not like she's gonna get off on any of this. Surprise, surprise some random dude u fukked in the backseat of a car busted in 30 seconds...what the fukk is wrong with women these days?@markokaforfitness
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10-14-2015, 04:17 PM #22das it maneOriginally Posted by XabstractX
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Again with the username/story correlation?
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happened this
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also leaving disappointed, no homo.Originally Posted by XabstractX
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10-14-2015, 04:23 PM #27Registered User
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please show semen stain
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Are you proud of yourself OP? All these good people were expecting a picture of the car seat and you let them all down...
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imma guess the one on the left..Originally Posted by keyrat786
Unhh Unh Unh oh oh oh unh unh
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