RH Chat 27: Almost every hand you shake has had my penis in it!

[HayZues Christi]

People flake.

Don't take it personal, just keep it moving.

Don't be butthurt and don't Chase.

[Xiomn]

Probably thought you were uninterested due to lack of enthusiasm and contact, hence her flake 1.5 hours before the date.

Hm, well over the course of the 3 weeks before our date I messaged her every 5 days or so to make sure I was still on her radar, just merry xmas, new year etc nothing major which presumably gave the impression I was still interested. I was also the one to text HER asking if she is still up for it. I guess I could have added in a "looking forward to it" or something but thought that sounded a bit *******. She replied with an "okay (:" so thought was all good.

People flake.

Don't take it personal, just keep it moving.

Don't be butthurt and don't Chase.

Not pursuing, she said if we could postpone it but didn't specify an alternative (red flag) so up to her to contact me imo.

[Fang2]

Dear relationship diary.

Set up a date 3 weeks ago,
Contacted her earlier last week to see if she still fancies getting together for a drink, she agrees eagerly, "definitely". I set time and place.
Day before date she texts me asking if we're still on for our date. (I'll be damned, a girl initiated brahs, didn't know that **** happened).
After a 3 week wait (concentrating on other girls in the meantime) the day of action comes.
I wake up nervous as hell, feeling a bit nauseous due to nerves.
I go out, freshen up with a haircut, feelsgoodman.
I get a text 1.5 hours before the date saying she woke up this morning with a headache and doesn't feel good, she asks to postpone date.
I say no problem and hope she feels better.

Gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. Still seems a bit fishy though waiting all this time then the day finally comes and she comes up with an excuse 1.5 hours before date due to meet.

She might be testing you, but don't give her all your attention.

[HayZues Christi]

She might be testing you, but don't give her all your attention.

All his attention?? He texted her once every 5 days lol.

Give the woman some attention if you want to maintain attraction.

I'll personally remain in much closer contact if I haven't smashed yet. Once you smash, the D should speak for itself.

[Xiomn]

All his attention?? He texted her once every 5 days lol.

Give the woman some attention if you want to maintain attraction.

I'll personally remain in much closer contact if I haven't smashed yet. Once you smash, the D should speak for itself.

When I got her number originally we did flirt quite a bit, generic you been a naughty girl this xmas etc and some other stuff too and all that shizzle but then after that yeah I just cut it down to a message every 5 days or so to prevent getting to know each other over text and save for date as by that point we had already agreed to meet up later on down the line.

[Crusher_]

Tid!

[Fang2]

When I got her number originally we did flirt quite a bit, generic you been a naughty girl this xmas etc and some other stuff too and all that shizzle but then after that yeah I just cut it down to a message every 5 days or so to prevent getting to know each other over text and save for date as by that point we had already agreed to meet up later on down the line.

There are many reasons why she could have flaked, but I just hope she's not playing you.

[HayZues Christi]

When I got her number originally we did flirt quite a bit, generic you been a naughty girl this xmas etc and some other stuff too and all that shizzle but then after that yeah I just cut it down to a message every 5 days or so to prevent getting to know each other over text and save for date as by that point we had already agreed to meet up later on down the line.

You should have kept up the daily flirty texts. I agree texting all day every day about mundane bs is no good, but one or two "what are you wearing" type texts to keep the fire stoked is a must. At least until you hit it, then you can cool off and only hit her up on weekends when you have a drink in you.


Also your first date at a bar just you and her is asking for a flake. Next time make plans with the homies and just invite her. Something like, "My buddies and I like to hit up xyz on Thursdays for wings and $2 mystery shots, you should come thru and I'll buy you a drink."

She'll probably even bring a friend for your friends. Takes the pressure off.

[Xiomn]

You should have kept up the daily flirty texts. I agree texting all day every day about mundane bs is no good, but one or two "what are you wearing" type texts to keep the fire stoked is a must. At least until you hit it, then you can cool off and only hit her up on weekends when you have a drink in you.


Also your first date at a bar just you and her is asking for a flake. Next time make plans with the homies and just invite her. Something like, "My buddies and I like to hit up xyz on Thursdays for wings and $2 mystery shots, you should come thru and I'll buy you a drink."

She'll probably even bring a friend for your friends. Takes the pressure off.

I like the idea of what are you wearing, I never thought about that at the time as I'm pretty bad with flirting.
It was at a coffee shop not a bar btw.

[HayZues Christi]

Coffee date... cringe.

This chick is like 20. She can't post instagram pics of her coffee date.

[fitfinealways]

bradley cooper hnnnnnng

you might enjoy this euro trash orgy porn I've been spending a bit of time touching myself to lately. just a bunch of young russians or whatever in a random apartment, but everyone's fukking each other on tables, couches, hallways, wherever. they even showed a couple girls pissing in the bathroom which was random but erotic. fun times. there was this one funny scene where a dude was fukking a girl, lost wood, another guy grabbed the girl and started fukking her with a big hard-as-fuk boner, and the flaccid dude stood up, watched, and furiously beat off trying to make himself hard. that was the scene that made me jism while I giggled at the poor kunt.

I think I know this one. My fiancé showed me some months ago, it is this crappy student party in Russia and they are drinking early morning on the dinning table before all the craziness unfolds.

[Xiomn]

Coffee date... cringe.

This chick is like 20. She can't post instagram pics of her coffee date.

It's got alcohol on the menu though so.
and it's in the middle of a massive beautiful park for walks and shiz, really nice place to take pictures too, The coffee place overlooks the park too so nice view.

moral of story: get rekt *******.

[HayZues Christi]

Brb ask for advice

Brb get butthurt about advice


Good luck with your fa goals of 2016.

[Xiomn]

Brb ask for advice

Brb get butthurt about advice


Good luck with your fa goals of 2016.

Hey, I appreciate your advice brah, don't take me too seriously.
You said it was cringe coffee date so I responded with equal force, can't take it brah?

loveyoubrahnohomo

[missalexx]

insomnia crew checking in

[Fang2]

Strong thread, strong everything.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=170090383

lmao...

[HeBrewHammah]

Im pretty much an Angel of Love.

Scrolled through what I missed, and found this gem. lmao.

my last 3 relationships were blonde hair blue/green eyes. lol.


weird now that I think about it. I have dated all kinds of girls in between but I seem to land the blondes

I have smashed a few, but I always ALWAYS date brunettes.

[Fang2]

Brunette women with tan skin are always sexy.

[HeBrewHammah]

Brunette women with tan skin are always sexy.

My gf gets an ill tan. I am 100% jealous also. During summer she looks like she's a light skinned black woman, and I look like a sheet of printer paper next to her, that bitch. lol

[Xiomn]

So I was talking to this girl on ******** about a common interest we have a few months back.

Haven't talked to her since but decided to pop up to her today and get a conversation going.

Was talking to her for a bit, everything going good, she told me her friends were doing something in last message to which I said that's random

Then I randomly just said speaking of random, how'd you fancy getting together for a drink sometime?

She responded by saying 'that is random haha xd'




Sounds like a very subtle rejection to me brahs?

[HeBrewHammah]

Sounds like a very subtle rejection to me brahs?

I'd say so.

[Fang2]

My gf gets an ill tan. I am 100% jealous also. During summer she looks like she's a light skinned black woman, and I look like a sheet of printer paper next to her, that bitch. lol

lol I'm tan most of the time, but get white as snow on the winter.

[Xiomn]

I'd say so.

Lol I went in for clarification and she said she just didn't know how to respond and said she's cool for getting together.

awyisbrahs.


Anyway,

Morning folks. Anyone from UK here? Finding someone from the UK unless it's specifically a UK domain forum seems like a rarity.

[HayZues Christi]

Lol I went in for clarification and she said she just didn't know how to respond and said she's cool for getting together.

awyisbrahs.


Anyway,

Morning folks. Anyone from UK here? Finding someone from the UK unless it's specifically a UK domain forum seems like a rarity.

Man literally no girl will flat out say no to some hypothetical plans with a guy, unless she has a bf and he is watching over her shoulder. They want to avoid the awkwardness of rejection just as much as you do.

You can't just hit some random up on fb after no contact for 3 months and expect success.

Are you a virgin?

[Xiomn]

Man literally no girl will flat out say no to some hypothetical plans with a guy, unless she has a bf and he is watching over her shoulder. They want to avoid the awkwardness of rejection just as much as you do.

You can't just hit some random up on fb after no contact for 3 months and expect success.

Are you a virgin?

True, I guess we will see if it plans out or not.

Nah mayne, only got two girls to my name though.

Are you a virgin?

You can't just hit some random up on fb after no contact for 3 months and expect success.

I don't Expect success
I still do it anyway.


sit down son.

[Megalomaniacal]

Coffee date... cringe.

This chick is like 20. She can't post instagram pics of her coffee date.

Strong lol

I cannot wait for summer to come. Only 5 months away.

No. No. No. No.

you must not be from AZ






on a side note I just watched my coworker go apechit on these mongloid construction workers. They are modifying the respiratory therapy room above us and drilling through the ceiling to run new lines. Well these clowns allowed dust, mud, and other stuff to fall down all over our equipment, including test equipment, tools, a computer, and a $450k ultrasound unit we were fixing.

I would not wanna be that project manager right now.

[Fang2]

lolz Ayhuda making some decent chops wit my face:

[HayZues Christi]

True, I guess we will see if it plans out or not.

Nah mayne, only got two girls to my name though.

Are you a virgin?

You can't just hit some random up on fb after no contact for 3 months and expect success.

I don't Expect success
I still do it anyway.


sit down son.

Yes I am.

I already am sitting.

Nothing wrong with taking shots in the dark. Just don't come here crying when it doesn't work out.

[AdamL00001]

It's Friday already. Where did the week go?!

[Xiomn]

Yes I am.

I already am sitting.

Nothing wrong with taking shots in the dark. Just don't come here crying when it doesn't work out.

I'll probably come back here and say she flaked on me but don't worry brah I won't cry or lose any sleep over it.
And if it does work out then I'll come back on here and rip into you for your assumptious rubbish to make myself feel better.